D.W.F.2!

Here we are,AGAIN! Its time for another episode of D.W.F! We'll try something else this time,because T-rex fans probably thought that the reason for last episode's outcome was because either the T-rex didn't have both his arms,or the T-rex was a weakling. So to satisfy the T-rex fans we'll have a rematch. THIS time,we'll have Razorclaw (With the help of his brother Slasher) fight SIX tyrannosaurs that are all in perfect condition! THAT should satisfy everyone! By the way,Dino Wartz,your computer-generated images of me and Razorclaw were almost convincing,even though your computer graphics were worse than the ones used in your first episode.And one last thing,we ARE NOT IMITATORS! Now have a merry Christmas,and hope that we send you Sue's severed head in a nicely wrapped box.

Now, as we head for the arena where our heroes will get it on for the gold our announcers Ray Rapture and Teething "Rex" Ringa ding ding shall bring you the action in the deathmatch ring.Ray Rapture:"Here are the champions,Razorclaw and Slasher! They sure look confident don't they "Rex?" "Duh,not for long,Wapture." "Listen to this crowd will you Rex? it sounds like they let all the T-rexes out of the sanitariums so they could enjoy the slaughter! Lets hear some of this!" "Woohoo!Get 'em razorclaw!Yeah!" Ray Rapture:"And man,look at the tomatoes fly from the rexs' side! Anyway,here we have the challengers,6 tyrannosaurs!" "Yaaaaaayy! woohoo! Get those *BLEEP*in' raptors!"" Are both sides ready? Razorclaw and Slasher:Sure we're ready! T-rexes:"Uh...what were we going to do?" "Then let the fight begin!" Alpha T-rex:We can beat them!remember how Sue beat most of the utahraptors before the reinforcements? T-rexes:Sure! Razorclaw:Can it cockroach brains! SLASH! AAAAAAAAAAARG!!!"Who! a!Razorclaw sliced off Alpha T-rex's arm!" Razorclaw:Sorry,but I just like to do that. Alpha T-rex:You're gonna pay for that! Razorclaw:"Oh yeah? what makes you think that?" WHACK! Ray Rapture:"Oh man! look at that kick! I don't care how big and bulky you are,thats gotta hurt!" T-rex 2:"Look at our leader,he's bleeding!" T-rexes:"Snack time!" Alpha T-rex:"No!Please don't eat me!no! AAAAAAAAA!" Ray Rapture:"Look at this feeding frenzy Rex! What do you make of WHACK!WHACK!WHACK! T-rexes 5,4,and 3:"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!"(T-rexes break spines and die). T-rex 6:"I'll avenge the deaths of my-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"(Yet another devestating kick from Slasher). Remaining T-rex:"Chew on this!"WHACK!(Swipes his tail) Razorclaw:"I'm not hungry." (Jumps away just in time) T-rex 2:Looks like I need some help! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!! (Roars to call reinforcements) Ray Rapture:"Tyrannosaurids of all species are pouring in!" Razorclaw:"Uh oh,NOW it looks like WE need ! some help!" Hey Rex,look at that green jeep! It burst right through through the door!its running over the tyrannosaurids!and why the heck is the Indiana Jones theme playing!?" (The reason,[as you might have guessed],is that Indiana Jones is the one driving the jeep)! Indiana Jones:Looks like you could use a hand Razorclaw! Albertosaurus:I'M the one who needs a hand! (Shows bloody handless stump that used to be his forearm) Indiana Jones:"See if you can gang up on this!" POW!POW!POW!POW!POW!POW! (Fires revolver six times,directly hitting the same number of tyrannosaurids in the head). Razorclaw:"Wow! I didn't know you were THAT good at sharp-shooting!" Indiana Jones:"It took a lot of practice." Ray Rapture:"I hate to interrupt your pleasant conversation,but is that female T-rex coming thruogh the door Sue?" Sue:"You bet it is,and I'm here to settle this! I beat most of a pack of utahraptors,so beating just 2 of them and a lousy character played by Harrison Ford shouldn't be to! o hard." Slasher:"Why you *BLEEP*! I have his movies,AND the DVD versions,AND all of the toys,and you DARE to INSULT Indiana Jones in front of me!? Take this as a token of my my gratitude!!"SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!(Slasher carves a "Chinese Checkerboard" star into Sue's stomach,causing her entrails to spill all over the place)! Ray Rapture:"Well,they sure don't call him "Slasher" for nothing!" Razorclaw:"Uh...Slasher,I think that she's dead now. Slasher:"Oh...I knew that." Razorclaw:"(Sigh)Yeah,right." Ray Rapture:"Uh oh,Suzie and Sue-imperator are here to avenge the death of their sister!" Manager(JOE BOB):No problem.Just send in the security raptors.With two packs of every known species (including variraptor) there's nothing they can't handle!" Ray Rapture:"O.K,but what about Rambo?" Manager:"What!? That stupid Sylvester Stallone character is here too?" John Rambo:"Yeah,and don't call me stupid! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"Squirt!squirt!squirt!squirt!squirt!squirt! (Looks down at his weapon) "Uuuuh...Haaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaah?" Razorclaw:"Don't tell me you think actually have a machine gun! You used to have a cap gun,but now since they have computer graphics,you just have a squirtgun!" Indiana Jones:"Let ME handle this." BLAM!!(Shoots Rambo) Rambo:"Gaaaaaaaaaak!"(Dies) Tyrannosaurids:"Let's get the hell out of this place!" STOMP!STOMP!STOMP!STOMP!STOMP!STOMP! (T-rexes run away) Referee:"Since all of the challengers either ran away or were killed, Razorclaw and Slasher are the tag-team champions!" Manager:"Could either of you "champions" help me decapitate a certain tyrannosaurus carcass? I have a Christmas present to send."

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