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ZoomDinosaurs.com What is your Favorite Dinosaur? (Favorite Dinosaurs from mid Oct. 2000) What is your favorite dinosaur and why?

T-Rex because he is a cool dude
from austin A., age 15, austin, texas, U.S.>; October 20, 2000

A long neck. They are so pretty.
from Shelly P, age 12, Morganton, north carolina, Burke countey; October 20, 2000

Gastonia burgei - becasue we saw him at the museum in Price Ut and he is really neat. He lived where my grandma lives in Grand County UT
from Bowen M., age 3, SLC, Ut, USA; October 20, 2000

MagaeRapter
from Chris T., age 9, Golden City, Missouri, United States; October 20, 2000

Raftor
from Sarah.s, age 10, Golden City, Missouri, United States; October 20, 2000

my favort is t rex he is cool
from Chasity A., age 10, Golden City Mo., missouri, united states; October 20, 2000

EUOPLOCEPHALUS - I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT HAS A CLUB TAIL AND HAS SHELLS ON IT BACK.
from DEON LEE, age 7, SINGAPORE, ?, SINGAPORE; October 20, 2000

So, what do you think of my story,was it good? Any comments?
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; October 20, 2000

Tinker has been kidnapped by the other dinosaurs who want Sue's title of the Tyrant Lizard King. Who will happen? Find out in:

Dino Warz 9 Death of a Dynasty

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First Configuration

"In the conservative region far from the chaotic edge, individual elements coalesce slowly, showing no clear pattern." Ian Malcolm
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Newsflash: Tyrannosaurus Rex Dethroned!

In a shocking move at 4.pm local time in Argentina, The Tyrannosaurus Rex known as Sue has given up her title for the Tyrant Lizard King" . The sudden move has shocked fans and fellow Tyrannosaurids worldwide. According to the Dino Warz rules, a dinosaur that gives up its title cannot claim it back again.
"It's the end of an era!" Complained Tyrannosaurus fan Honkie Tong. "I've never though it would end this way!" This stunning move ends a 85-million year reign for the Tyrannosaur family, and a 75-million year reign for Tyrannosaurus.
On the other side, however, are the fans of other dinosaurs. " It's about time." Said Kylie.K, an avid Gallimimus fan. " T.Rex has hogged the space of ruler of all dinosaurs for too long, it's time others got a chance."
Even the name Tyrannosaurus Rex may be changed as the title "Rex" will have to go to the new ruler of the dinosaurs. "It's a sad event." Claims paleontologist Robert T. Bakker " Tyrannosaurus Rex was one of my favourite dinosaurs, it sad that it may have to be called Tyrannosaurus Amercanius from now on, it's a Death of a Dynasty."
After the intial shock had worn off, people are now asking why. "The raptors must have cheated again to make Sue do this!" Claims angry Tyrannosaur fan The Rock. " Sue has to do something!" But for now, it looks like it's the end of and era.

8:50 AM 10/20/00, Argentina

Suzie: Arghhh! (Chews up newspaper and tosses it away) Sue, you can't let them do this!
Bill: Think of your fans!
Sue-Imperator: She's thinking about her son, we've to come up with a plan.
John Rambo: Sue, we'll save your son.
Sue: I know, but I had to give up my title of ruler to buy Tinker some time. They would have killed Tinker by now had I not done that.
Sue-Imperator: Easy, now that we have done what they say, they will return Tinker. And once they do that, I can fight for your title and get it back for you!
Bill: Woah, the rules say the dinosaur species that gives up it's name cannot claim it back again...
Sue-Imperator: But I am a Tyrannosaurus Imperator, not a T.Rex, technically, I can fight for the title!
Bill: But you cannot hold two titles at once, you are already the "Tyrant Lizard Imperator"
Sue-Imperator: Simple, Sue, you can have my title for the time being. I will become a common dinosaur and help you to reclaim your throne.
Sue: But, but I can't!
Sue-Imperator: Yes you can, jus-
Bill: I don't think that matters anymore, none of you are going to fight.
Sue-Imperator: Huh? Why?
Bill: They have sent us another message.....

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SUE-IMPERATOR, SUZIE. DON'T EVEN TRY TO THINK OF FIGHTING IN THE PLACE OF SUE TO CLAIM BACK HER TITLE. WE WILL BE HOLDING TINKER FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE DEATHMATCH FOR THE TITLE OF KING. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE CONTEST, TINKER WILL DIE!

HAVE A NICE DAY ;-)
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John Rambo: This is getting out of hand!
Sue: No need to get excited, I have a plan.
Sue-Imperator: What?
Suzie: You have a solution?
Bill: I'd like to hear it.
Sue: Simple. Sue-Imperator, Suzie. You will attend the Dino Warz they will be holding to fight for my title.
Suzie: But they will kill Tinker!
Sue: I said attend, not take part!
Sue-Imperator: Then what's the point of that?
Sue: I and John will rescue Tinker, and at the moment Tinker is rescued, Sue-Imperator can enter the contest and kick their butts. John Rambo: Anytime baby.
Bill: One more problem.
Sue: What?
Bill: Sue-Imperator still can't fight as she can't have two titles at once, she is aready the "Tyrant Lizard Imperator" Sue-Imperator: I am? no I am not!
Bill: Huh? Then who is?
Sue-Imperator: You can ask that Tyrannosaurus Rex/Imperator over there (Points at Sue).
Sue: Me? I can't have your title!
Sue-Imperator: Yes you can, now shut up and lets kick some butt.
Bill: We have to hurry, the contest starts tomorrow.
Sue: (Rearing up) Alright, people...Dinosaurs, Gentlemen. In less then thirty hours, we will be going to fight our battles, it will be the biggest and most important battle in the history of Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus huh? Word should have a new meaning for all of us today. We cannot be divided my our own petty differences anymore. Perhaps I find there is a certain sense of irony today is a the 20th of October. Today we'll will not be fighting against tyranny, persecution or oppression, but for our SURVIVAL. We're fighting for our right to live.
And if we win the day, the 20th of October will be known as the day when the Tyrannosaurus stood shoulder to shoulder and declared in ONE VOICE. " WE WILL NOT GO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT." WE WILL NOT DIE, WE WILL SURVIVE!....TODAY.....WE...CELEBRATE.......OUR...TYRANNOSAURUS DAY!

Audience: HOORRAAAAYYYYYY! (Wave hands, Shake tails)
Sue: Alright, Bill, we're going to rescue Tinker, you take care of my sisters.
Bill: Darn it Sue, you are going to get yourself killed.
Sue: Just do it. I've to find Tinker.
Bill: How do you do that?
Sue: I can track his sent.
Bill: You're kidding, even the Bloodhounds used by the police didn't find anything.
Sue: I am telling you, I can smell Tinker.....Let's get started.

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Second Configuration

"Self-organization elaborates in complexity as the system advances towards the chaotic edge" Ian Malcolm
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Indonesia, Java, Limestone caves

Raptor: Save some food! Under the conditions provided for the Geneva Convention, we have to feed the hostage.
Gallimimus: I wouldn't want to break Geneva Convention regulations! Let's just kill him so we don't have to share!
Tinker: (Bites bars of cage) You won't get away with this!
Raptor: Are we going to kill him?
Gallimimus: Yes!
Raptor: But why?
Gallimimus: Somebody's got to pay for all our brothers killed by
Sue. As my old commander Gen. Fiasco would say. "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a boo-boo!"
Raptor: Let's just make him listen to our stupid macho dialogue.
Gallimimus: We can't do that! "Torture" is against the Geneva
Convention agreements!
Raptor: Whatever!

Several miles away:

Sue: Are you sure they are holding my son here?
John Rambo: Yes, the government said some animals have been killing their livestock and villagers over here.
Sue: Could be tigers...
John Rambo: Yes, but they say the monsters only come out in very hot weather, is ruthless, swift! Has no feelings, no mercy as it preys on poor, helpless victims!
Sue: Sounds like we are dealing with the air conditioning repairman in the summer!

Sidney, Australia

Suzie: So, they are holding the grand Dino Warz in this stadium.
Bill: Yup, we are holding the Dino Warz here for Sue's title. We even have a snazzy slogan for the match!
Sue-Imperator: What will that be?
Bill: Sidney 2000!
Suzie: Not very original, is it?
Bill: You must get ready to hide.

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Third Configuration

"In the intermediate phase, swiftly developing complexity within the system hides the risk of imminent chaos. But the risk is there." Ian Malcolm
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Indonesia, Java

Sue: You are right, I can smell the stink in the air, it's the raptors alright. Some Gallimimus too. Hey, I smell some humans too.
John Rambo: So you say they are in the limestone caves.....
Sue: Right, we're downwind of there. It's the only space big enough to hide a force with that stink.
John Rambo: Okay, we must take the boat. (Points to a fairly large tugboat)
Sue: But I have to stay hidden...
. John Rambo: Simple, just hide the container on the boat. (Points at cargo cantainer on the boat.)
Sue: Got it, let's do it.

Sidney, Australia

Bill: The stadium seats a good fit?
Suzie: (Hiding under stadium seats) Tight, but not bad.
Sue-Imperator: Easy for you to say. I am thirty percent larger than you.
Bill: Well, been great girls, the match starts tomorrow.
Sue-Imperator: So what do we do?
Bill: John Rambo will call me when they've rescued Tinker. I will cut the power to the stadium for a few seconds, enough for you to burst out from your hiding place. Then you can, take them out, take them down, do your stuff.
Suzie: But my species is not allowed to take part in the battle, what do I do?
Bill: Your job is to prevent more extra dinosaurs from joining the
fray. Sue-Imperator may not be able to handle enemy reinforcements. Suzie: Got it, let's do it.

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Fourth Configuration

"Approaching the chaotic edge, elements show internal conflict. An unstable and potentially lethal region" Ian Malcolm
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Java, Indonesia, Along the river
10:03 AM The next day

John Rambo: Un Oh, we've got trouble....
Sue: (From inside container) What?
John Rambo: There- wait, lets use our code phrases
Sue: Okay.....
John Rambo: Eagle to Rex, Eagle to Rex, there are "Indians on the warpath!"
Sue: (Sticking head out looking around) There's no Indians here.
John Rambo: Do not take literally, I repeat, do not take literally! "The vultures are circling the carcass, the vultures are circling the carcass."
Sue: Well, I see a couple of gulls but...
John Rambo: No! "The Pit Bull is out of the cage!" "The crypts are raiding the liquor store!"
Sue: Hey.....you yanking my crank?
John Rambo: There's a patrol boat! Hide!
Sue: Oh! (Ducks head into container)
(A patrol boat flying a flag with the Jurassic Park Velociraptor moves in. A raptor fan holding an AK-47 rifle shouts to John Rambo)

Raptor fan: Cut out your engines!
John Rambo: (Shrugs)
Raptor fan: Cut out your engines, we are coming onboard! John Rambo: Li pa wo shou, Amercaniese, shui ei shu zi la la! *I don't speak english, I am a ignorant fisherman!
Raptor Fan: Pant tan wo boata wo wat, kil lag! *Cut out your engines, we are coming aboard. John Rambo: Ahhh, lai pa! Mana some fudge? *Come onboard, want some fudge?
Raptor fan: Neit! Lai ma Jenny Craig *No thanks, I am on Jenny Craig.

(Slowly, the Raptor fan inspects every corner of the boat, but finds nothing, at last he decides to leave. His patrol boat is leaving when he spots a crate of Japaleno Sauce.)

Raptor fan: Americans! It must be John Rambo! Kill them all! (All the raptor fans start firing)
John Rambo: Sue! Get off, can you swim?
Sue: Of course I can! (Jumps off boat and disappears into river)
John Rambo: Take this HAAAAA YAAAAA! (Fires back, but is hopelessy outnumbered.)
Leading Raptor fan: AH HA HA MUAH HA HA (Swings a huge 50.cal machine gun about, knocking one of his men off the boat, he starts firing.)
John Rambo: Woah! (Dunks for cover as the 12.7mm rounds tear up the boat. Dives into the cabin and grabs an extra chain of ammo. He crashes through the cabin window just as a few bullets tear into the Japaleno Sauce. BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM! The boat blows up!)

John Rambo: AHHHHHHH!
Leading Raptor fan: Waah ha ha ha!
John Rambo: Not so fast! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (As the smoke clears,
John Rambo is standing on a tiny piece of the boat, as he fires his machine gun, hundreds of rounds rain out of his weapon)
Raptor fan: Ah! (Is hit, falls into river)
Raptor fan: Ack! (Is hit, falls into river in a double summersualt) (One by one, John Rambo finishes off the raptor fans. There are so many rounds fired that the spent shells pile up to his knees. Only the leading Raptor fan is left.)
John Rambo: Aloo! Aloo! Aloo! (Click Click Click!) Uh oh, out of ammo!
Leading Raptor fan: AHHHH HA HA HA HA MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HAAAAAAA-(Stries to scream when John Rambo throws a grenade into his open mouth. He swallows it.) Uh oh...eep!

(KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOM! THE RAPTOR BOAT GOES UP IN FLAMES AND BITS OF FLAMING MATERIAL. BITS OF STUFF FLY EVERYWHERE, JOHN RAMBO IS PROPELLED INTO THE AIR BY THE EXPLOSION. WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS, SUE POPS OUT OF THE WATER.)

Sue: John? John?

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Fifth Configuration

"At the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur. The risk to survival is severe." Ian Malcolm
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Sidney, Australia, under the stadium seats

Sue-Imperator: The match is going to start soon, where on earth are they?
Suzie: I hope they are saf- idiot! Some guy dropped a ice-cream cone on my head! He's lucky I liked it, or else he'd be dead by now.
Sue-Imperator: Hush, lets wait.

Java, Indonesia, near the Limestone caves

Sue: (Moving out of the water and onto dry land.) John? John? John Rambo: HERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Plunges out of the sky, lands headfirst in the soil-and sticks there)
Sue: John, John! You made it! (Pulls him out)
John Rambo: That's right Sandy, the time is 10.58 exactly. And next is news on the BBC! (Faints)
Sue: John? John?
John Rambo: Owww, yes?
Sue: Okay, you're alright, right?
John Rambo: Yes I am, lets move.

Ten minutes later, outside the Limestone caves

John Rambo: See the guard out there? Let me take him out. Sue: Go ahead, I have to hide.
John Rambo: Psst...psst.
Gallimimus fan: Huh? (Walks over to their hiding place)
John Rambo: Hurgh! (Leaps out silently and ties a necktie for the surprised guard, he tightens the tie.)
Gallimimus fan: Gakkk! (Dies.)
John Rambo: Now, wait here. (Walks up to fence, takes out wire cutters and start to cut fence. After three minutes of effort, he cuts a small circle and pulls out the parts of the fence he cut away. The entire fence falls down.)
Sue: Nevermind....(Walks into the Limestone caves with John Rambo)
John Rambo: Lets take out the guards!
Sue: Got it.

Two minutes later......

Raptor: Hey, why haven't I seen this tree before? I better mark it. (Move up to tree trunk and prepares to mark it)
Sue: Wrong tree buster. (Grabs him and kills him before he realizes he was looking at her leg all the time.)
John Rambo: Ready Sue? (Stands outside the guardhouse)
Sue: Ready!(Stands in front of door with mouth open)
John Rambo: Hello? (Knocks on door)
Raptor fan: Yawnn...what? (Opens door and walks straight into the jaws of Sue, dies)
John Rambo: Alright, I will take out the last guard, you find your son, okay?
Sue: Got it! (Moves off)
John Rambo: This won't take long. (Takes out a case and opens it. It's his bow and arrow set we always see in the movies. He selects a arrow tip and starts to screw it on. Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!)
Gallimimus fan: What is that noise. (Steps out of guardhouse)
John Rambo: (Takes aim and fires, but at that time, a chicken crows and his target turns, the arrow misses and hits the door behind)
Darn. (Reloads)
John Rambo: (Fires another arrow. But a donkey brays and the target turns. Misses again.) Darn! (Reloads)
John Rambo: (Fires YET another arrow. Same thing happens and he misses) Sigh... (Reloads)
Somewhere else in the Limestone caves.

Tinker: What's that smell? (Standing up) Mom?
Sue: Tinker! I found you!
Tinker: Quiet mom, there's a raptor fan sleeping here, he's guarding me!
Sue: I'll eat him!
Tinker: But mom! He might raise the alarm.
Sue: Fine, I'll wait for John to come.
Back to John Rambo:

(The door behind the Gallimius fan is now riddled with over 30 arrows. John Rambo fires another shot, just as his target spots a quarter on the ground and stoops to pick it up. The arrow misses and hits the door. John Rambo waves his fist at the unwary Gallimius fan.)
Gallimius fan: Time to go back! (Flips quarter, turns around)
Waaarrghhh! (Sees arrows on the door, turns around and spots John Rambo, fumbles to load rifle)
John Rambo: ( Relises he is out of arrows, spots a Rooster near him, picks it up)
Rooster: Puck Puck Puck?
Gallimius fan: Hargh....arghh..(Manages to get magazine in, cocks the rifle, takes aim)
John Rambo: (Loads the chicken, pulls back, releases.)
Rooster: BUCKKKAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Flies towards the Gallimimus fan, hits him mid torso)
Gallimius fan: Ergh! (Looks down to see chicken buried in him.
Collapses and dies.)
Rooster: Puck puck puck? (Crows, lays egg)

Yet another two minutes later:

John Rambo: Have you got Tinker out yet?
Sue: I can't risk waking the guard up, (Pointing to Raptor fan.)
Tinker: The keys! (Pointing to a bunch of keys on the table where the Raptor fan is sleeping at)
John Rambo: I'll get it...(Picks up broom and aims for the keys, but knocks over a pepper shaker instead.)
Raptor fan: Haa...haa. (Rubs nose, goes back to sleep)
John Rambo: Woops! (Accidentally prods the guard in the ear)
Raptor fan: Argh...ha..(Waves broom off, goes back to sleep)
John Rambo: Un Oh...(Accidentally prods guard in the eye)
Raptor fan: Ahh...ha...(Goes back to sleep)
John Rambo: Oops! (Prods him in nose)
Raptor fan: Leave....me...alone...ahhhh...(Waves broom off, continues sleeping)
John Rambo: Almost got it! (Nearly catches the key ring, but triggers off radio accidentally) Woops!
Radio: YAAAAAAAAAAA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DREAMING, YOU'RE DREAMING! AHHHHHHH! (Heavy metal song)
John Rambo: Darn! (Switches to classical, then turns it off, tries to reach for key, but the broom tip is sucked into a stand fan. BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGG! Wood chips fly straight into the face
of the guard.)
Sue: Quiet!
John Rambo: Okay! (Notices broom tip is sharpened, manages to get the key ring with the broom handle.) Yes!
Tinker: Yes!
Sue: Yes!
John Rambo: Catch! (Tosses keys, but it lands up short.) Darn!
Tinker: Wait, I can get it! (Squeezes out of cage, picks up key in jaws, squeezes back in and uses key to unlock door. Walks out) I am free!

(Just then, a rat crawling across the table encounters the spilled pepper, it sneezes. Ahcheet!)
Raptor fan: (Waking up) Huh? What the? How did you?
Tinker: (Holding a frozen trout in his jaws, wacks guard with it)
Raptor fan: Argh! (Is knocked out and falls on the alarm button, alarm sirens start to ring out all over the base.)
Tinker: Un oh......

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Sixth Configuration

"Order collapses in simultaneous regions. Survival is now unlikely for individuals and groups." Ian Malcolm
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Java, Indonesia, The Limestone caves

Sue: Let's get out of here! (Snapping at attacking raptors)
John Rambo: Move move move! (Shooting at attacking raptor fans)
Tinker: Mom! I am scared!
John Rambo: Save yourselves, I will hold out and wait for me twenty minutes, do you know what to do after that? (Fires machine gun)
Tinker: We get out of here?
John Rambo: No! You wait another twenty minutes! Go! Go! Go! (Fires machine gun)
Sue: Lets move. (Runs off with Tinker)
Gallimimus: We are fairing badly, Sue and Rambo are beating us in all areas....Aptness-of-thought...Colour....Explosive displays....Originality.....Tracer patterns....I-suggest-we-retreat.
John Rambo: Not on my watch. (Fires machine gun)

*For the sake of morbidity, the Bodycount meter will be activated:

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (Fires machine gun)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 84

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 120 -Equal to Robocop!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 155 -Equal to Commando!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 210 -Equal to Total Recall!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 450 -Equal to Rambo 3!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 695 -Equal to Saving Private Ryan!

John Rambo: HAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATATTAT)
Enemy: AHHHH! OOOHHHHHH! NOOOOO! YAAAAAA! AHHHHH! NOOOOOO! (Dies)
Bodycount: 754 -Bloodiest movie ever! Bloodiest movie ever!

*The Bodycount meter will be switched off, thank you and have a nice day.

Tinker: Mom, I am tired!
Sue: We've to go on Tinker....what that smell? Smells like TNT!
Tinker: Mum?
Sue: We have to move...NOW!
Kylie: Heh heh heh, die you lame T.Rexes! (Depresses plunger. BRRRROOOOMMMMM!)
Sue/Tinker: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (Consumed by explosion)
Kylie: Ha ha ha, they're dead!
Sue: No so fast! I knew you would try to do me in!
Kylie: But but but, the explosion! You're all still alive!
Sue: You bomb turned out to be a dud!
Kylie: A dud? I saw it go off with my very own eyes!
Sue: Sorry Kylie, You eyes were playing tricks on you! You had an intense desire to see us dead, So you vivdly imagined that you actually succeeded! That Freudian!
Kylie: That's the worst example of anti-climax and cheap theatrics I've ever seen!
Sue: You obviously didn't watch the last eposide of the X-Files....
Kylie: Well okay, the second example of anti-climax and cheap theatrics I've ever seen!
Carcharodontosaurus: I am no illusion! (Rams into Sue)
Sue: Ahhh! (Tumbles down)
Tinker: Mom!
Sue: I am fine...Tinker, go somewhere and hide.
Tinker: But mom....
Sue: NOW! Tinker!
Carcharodontosaurus: You should be more concerned with yourself! (Kicks Sue in the flank)
Sue: Gasp! (Rolls and avoids another kick, gets up)
Carcharodontosaurus: ROARR! (Snaps at Sue, connecting with her neck.)
Sue: Ahh! (Snaps back and manages to draw blood, both dinosaurs back off, bleeding.)
Carcharodontosaurus: Roar! (Charges)
Sue: ROAR! (Charges, both dinosaurs collide, and pass each other) Carcharodontosaurus: Ha ha, you have been hurt by that collision. You're vomiting blood.
Sue: (Dripping blood from her mouth) Naa, this is your blood!
Carcharodontosaurus: What! (Notices a seventy kilogram chunk of flesh missing from his left flank) You'll pay! (Rams Sue)
Sue: AHHHH! (Goes down hard, tries to snap back)
Carcharodontosaurus: Arghhh! (Starts to slash and bite at Sue)
Sue: Arhggg! (Starts to bleed, puts a foot into his torso and kicks him back)
Carcharodontosaurus: How amusing, you intend to physically harm me....
Sue: Roar! (Gets up painfully)
Carcharodontosaurus: Die Sue! (Charges with mouth agape)
Sue: ROAAR! (Spins around and trips Carcharodontosaurus with her tail, he goes down hard)
Sue: Take this! And that! And this! (Starts snapping and biting at Carcharodontosaurus.)
Carcharodontosaurus: This won't stop me! (Butts Sue, sending her stumbling back) Ow ow ow! (Bullets tear into his hide.)
John Rambo: Leave her alone! (Runs out of ammo)
Sue: Find my son! Call an airstrike! Leave!
John Rambo: No...
Sue: I have it covered, LEAVE!

(John Rambo leaves the scene for Tinker, Carcharodontosaurus looks bad, with gaping wounds all over his body, but Sue dosen't look too much better.)

Carcharodontosaurus: ROARRR! (Rams Sue again, she falls,slides and stops just short of falling into a deep chasm. She weakly tries to get up)
Sue: You....will....die....today.
Carcharodontosaurus: I have had enough of you! (Charges but suddenly stumbles) Wha...wha...I feel faint.......noooo,
Sue: HA....HA....HA (Getting up slowly.)
Carcharodontosaurus: Wha....What's happening to me?
Sue: If you remember, Tyrannosaurus Rex has terrible oral hygiene. Loads of baterial living on our teeth mean one bite will cause the wounds to be infected. Most die within five hours of a single bite, but you Carcharodontosaurus, you had more then thirty bites have you not? (Charges!)
Carcharodontosaurus: No...no...AHHH! (Screams as Sue tears into his flank, ripping into his guts, partially exposing his intestines.
Sue starts to shake and tear at him as he weakly fights back. Sue wrenches one arm off and swallows it as he screams. But somehow, he remains standing.)
Sue: Die...you...loser. (She backpedals thirty yards and charges. Carcharodontosaurus tries to move out of the way but is too weak to do anything by scream.)
Carcharodontosaurus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! (Sue runs into his side, throwing up a red mist of blood. Thumbing sideways, Carcharodontosaurus hits the ground with a splash, in a large pool of his own blood. He continues to slide until he reaches the edge of the chasm and falls over, his screams echo off the huge limestone walls as he tumbles lazily, trailing intestine like a severed safety cord. The blackness swallows him for a while, but reveals his fate with a terrifyingly loud "Thump!".
Sue: Hargh.... (Starts to collapse from her injuries)
Tinker: Mom! Get up! Get up!
Sue: Tinker? What are you doing here? Get out!
John Rambo: We only have fifteen minutes until the Indonesian airforce comes and toasts this place. We have to go.
Sue: Go Tinker....I can't.
Tinker: Mom, I am not leaving her without you. Get up! Get up!
Sue: Sighh....Arghhhhhh! (Stands up with superdinosaur effort) Let's go before I collapse again....
John Rambo: Yes, let's go
Fifteen minutes later, Outside the Limestone caves, Java, Indonesia

(Helicopters start to fly overhead, their wings heavy with armament. They rapidly start to unload on the Limestone caves with a mixture of napalm and rockets. Before long, the entire cave is void of any complex organisms)

Sue: (Collapsing onto the grass) We made it!
Tinker: Yayyy! No more nasty Carcharodontosauruses, Raptors or
Gallimimuses! Yayyyy!
John Rambo: (Calling into mobile phone) Bill? Bill? We made it; the eaglet is in the nest! I repeat; the eaglet is in the nest!

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Seventh Configuration

"Partial restabilization may occur after eliminating destructive elements. Survival partly determined by chance events" Ian Malcolm
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Sidney, Australia

Over speakerphone: Bill? Bill? We made it; the eaglet is in the nest! I repeat; the eaglet is in the nest!
Bill: Alright, here goes nothing...... (Prepairs to cut the power)

Under the stadium seats:

Suzie: When will it be?
Sue-Imperator: This contest is aready in the last round, if this round is over, we cannot claim the title antmore! I am moving now!
Suzie: Don't if they haven't rescued Tinker yet and we move, Tinker will die!
Sue-Imperator: But.....
Suzie: Have faith....have faith.....

(The arena is a mess, dead dinosaurs lie everywhere. A maimed Gigantosaurus lies collasped over a dying Triceratops. Unmarked Ostrich mimics and Allosaurids lie dead everywhere around a dying Ultrasauros. In the middle of all this; the final contenders a pack of Velociraptors fight a Ankylosaurus.)

Sue-Imperator: Come on! Come on.......

(Then the lights went out)

Sue-Imperator: ROOAAAAARRRRRR!

(For a few crucial seconds, the audience falls silent. Then come s the sound of splintering wood and screaming spectators as they are thrown out of their seat. In the darkness, roars and cries of pain ring through the indoor stadium. Then as suddenly as it had started, the lights come on again.

The lights revel a gory sight, Suzie stands over a pack of dead Velociraptors that tried to reinforce their buddies. Sue-Imperator stands over the Ankylosaurus she had disemboweled and the Velociraptors she has dismembered and roars like the triumphant T.Rex in Jurassic Park. )

Referee: Tyrannosaurus Imperator wins! But the title cannot be given to you as you are already the Tyrant Lizard Emperor.
Sue-Imperator: Think again. I have passed my title to Sue. I'm now just a simple Tyrannosaurus Imperator.
Referee: (Looking at Bill) Is this true?
Bill: (Nods head) Yes, all of it.
Referee: In that case, I name you, Sue-Imperator, the Tyrant Lizard
King-I mean Queen!
Bill: I'm opening a video link with Sue. Taps a few keys. (The Stadium Jumbothron flashes and shows the face of an embattled Tyrannosaurus in the middle of a grassland, a thick pall of smoke rises from a limestone cave behind)
Referee: What is going on?
Sue-Imperator: Sue! You made it! How are you!
Sue: Been better.
Tinker: (Pushing his head into view) Hi, Auntie Imperator!
Sue-Imperator: Hi squirt. Let's do it Sue.
Referee: Do what?
Bill: They are switching roles.
Sue: I, Sue, bestow the title of Tyrant Lizard Emperor onto you,
Sue-Imperator.
Sue-Imperator: And I, Sue-Imperator, bestow the title of Tyrant
Lizard King onto you, Sue.
Suzie: It is done! Sue is the King-I mean Queen of dinosaurs again!
Tyrannosaurus Fans: YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
10/20/00 1:39:02 PM

Java, Indonesia, Outside the Limestone caves

John Rambo: They love you Sue.
Tinker: Mum, I'm hungry! Can we have a Hardosaur?
Sue: Sure squirt, if we can find one.
John Rambo: Better settle for a cow.
Sue: Naa, it's time for us all to go home…..(Gets up and starts to walk)

The end.

*Special thanks going out to Michael Crichton, JC. This Dino Warz episode would not have been possible without you.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Invalid, Invalid, Dino Warz 9, Death of A Dynasty; October 19, 2000

T-Rex because it is big and it is a predator
from sarah c., age 9, concord, ca, usa; October 19, 2000

Thanks JC, for modifying my story. Miss "X" might get insulted. I vote T.Rex.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; October 19, 2000

Indonesia, Java

Sue: You are right, I can smell the stink in the air, it's the raptors alright. Some Gallimimus too. Hey, I smell some humans too.
John Rambo: So you say they are in the limestone caves.....
Sue: Right, we're downwind of there. It's the only space big enough to hide a force with that stink.
John Rambo: Okay, we must take the boat. (Points to a fairly large tugboat)
Sue: But I have to stay hidden....
John Rambo: Simple, just hide the container on the boat. (Points at cargo cantainer on the boat.)
Sue: Got it, let's do it.
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Find out what happens in Dino Warz 9. Here's one more vote for Rex
from Billy M., age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 19, 2000

T-rex because it is the most dangerous exstint animal in the unisverse.
from Adam W, age 9, Myersville, frederick, u.s.a; October 19, 2000

Zapsalis no reason
from Drew B, age 11, Tualatin, Oregon, USA; October 19, 2000

i agree with kylie! juz because someone likes another dinosaur doesn't mean you can insult them. kylie, you are wise! i vote for gallimimus for you!
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 19, 2000

The Triceratops amazes me because it has three horns and I learned all about it when I was in grade #3.
from Rabia H., age 9, Naugatuck, CT, USA; October 19, 2000

My favorite dinosuar is a t-rex because he eats other dinosaurs. That's why the T-Rex is my favorite dinosaur.
from Brandi O., age 12, Lockport, Louisiana, USA; October 19, 2000

I like T.Rex, if you don't like T.Rex, ...
from Short F., age ?, Malaysia, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Hi guys, here we are at Argentina for another explosive episode of Dino Warz. This time, Sue puts the final word in the argument of who's the meanest meat-eater in this part of the world. So here we have it:

Dino Warz 8

The X Effect

10:45 AM 10/19/00, Argentina, Buenos Aires

Bill: Well well well, here I am in Argentina, Buenos Aires for another explosive clash between tons of meat and bone! Sue is not here for the pre-match interview because she is entertaining the audience in a pre-match concert. But I have Scotty the T.Rex. The first male adult Rex to take part in Dino Warz!
Scotty: 'Aye mister, what do yoy harv foe me?
Bill: Ok Scotty, can you tell us who you are fighting this time?
Scotty: Well, me fight Suchomimus, Pyroraptor and disgrunter
Gallimimus fans! Also fight Gasparinisaura!
Bill: Ok, so do you think you-
Scotty: O'Nessie! is that Andrea Corr?!
Bill: What? Where?
Scotty: I is going down to get her autograph!
Bill: Hey! I am supposed to interview you through the pre-match concert! Hey! Scotty? Scotty? Darn Scottish dinosaur!

10:57 AM 10/19/00

The Death Match Ring

Sue: Alright, this is our next song, Don't hate me!
Audience: Yaayyy!
Sue: Ready?
Suzie,Sue-Imperator: Ready!
T.Rexes: DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M THE BEST!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M CHAMPION!

JUST LOVE ME, LIKE THE REST

DON'T HATE ME.........

DON'T HATE ME WHEN I KILL YOUR DINOSAUR
,MAKE HIM INTO LEATHER JEANS AND TIGHT MOSHSKIN PANTS!
DON'T BE ENVIOUS WHEN YOUR FRIEND SAYS I' BETTER
JUST BE GLAD, I DIDN'T EAT YOU.
DON'T BE ANGRY WHEN YOUR MUM LOVES ME MORE!
JUST REMEMBER, YOU CAN NEVER THE BEST!
OHLA!

Sue: Now I like to hear you sing it!
Audience: DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!

DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M THE BEST!
v DON'T HATE ME, BECAUSE I'M CHAMPION!

JUST LOVE ME, LIKE THE REST

DON'T HATE ME.........
Tinker: Good song, let do one by Kid Rock!
Sue: ?
Tinker: I' AM AMERICAN BADA*BEEP*
Sue: Go to your room!
Tinker: Yes mom....(Walks off)v Scotty: Me do one by the Corrs! (Climbs onto ring)
Bill: Too late, match starting! The concert is over!
Scotty: You 'ttle Boggart!

11:10 AM 10/19/00, Death Match Arena, Argentia

Bill: The first dinosaur the T.Rexes are going to fight are a herd of 20 Gasparinisaura!v Referee: Ready? Get set? GO!
(Nothing happens for a long while.......long silence....)
Sue-Imperator: Hey, they chickened out, they didn't turn up!
Gasparinisaura herd: We...did.....you are...standing on us...gak! (Dies)
Sue-Imperator: He he, sorry.
Referee: Tyrannosaurus wins!
Scotty: Wat a bunch of wee lassies!
Referee: Wow, I am the first referee to survive ONE rounds, the
Tyrannosaurus win round one!
Ten minutes later....

Pyroraptor: We'll give you a fight!
Bill: 20 Pyroraptors versus 4 Tyrannosaurus! Who will win?
Sue: Of course we will.
Pyroraptor: Get them! (Charges)
Sue: Get them (Charges)
Pyroraptor14: Hiya! (Throws a flying kick at Suzie)
Suzie: Hiya! (Swings her tail at him)
Pyroraptor14: AHHHHH! (Biff! Flies to one corner of the arena and splatters all over the place) Sue: Roar!
Pyroraptor7: Hissss(Jumps on her) Woahhh! (Slips and falls, breaks his neck and dies)
Sue: Use your claws to hold on idiot, you're the first idiot I seen not to do that! Only raptos decended from vikings will try this kind of rubbish!
Scotty: Die, you raptr buggard! (Kicks at Pyroraptor3)
Pyroraptor3: Ha, missed! (Looks down to see a long gash across his torso)
Scotty: Are Harh, I git you!
Pyroraptor3: Ohhh noo! Sirk! (Falls into two parts and dies)
Sue-Imperator: ROARRR!
Pyroraptor4,10,2: Akkk! It's choking us! (Dies)
Bill: The Raptors should look put for the Tyrannosaurus morning breath!
Pyroraptor pack: Regroup! (Retreating)
Sue: They are up to something!
Alpha Pyroraptor: Surround them! (Surrounding T.Rexes) Call reinforcements! (More Pyroraptors appear)
Bill: These new Raptors are not allowed to take place in the fight! New Pyroraptors: Make us!

(Together, the 60 odd raptors form a circle around the T.Rexes, escape is impossible..unitl....)

Sue-Imperator: What do we do?
Sue: We've to create a X effect.
Sue-Imperator: What's a X effect?
Suzie: Morbidity forbids me.
Sue: I'll tell you. It refers to a single point event that leads to more turns in the factual curve, more chaos will result. It's known as the "Malcolm effect", but in Zoom Dinosaurs, we call it the "X effect", as her posts usually set of a series of chain reactions to make things for the worse.
Sue-Imperator: In English?
Sue: Let's make something to make things happen.
Sue-Imperator: I still do not understand...
Sue: Watch, hey psst, hey Scotty.
Scotty: What's it ma lady?
Sue: The raptors say that the Corrs stink!
Scotty: Ya, lying rigt, who kin dislike da Corrs?
Sue: Fine, they also said all Scottsmen fight like wee lassies?
Scotty: What! (Turn to raptors) You raptor-buggards! I'll show you what a Scottsman kin dyooooooo! (Charges the raptors)
Pyroraptors: Something has possessed that Rex, get out of the way!
AHHHHH! (CRUNCHHHH, BITTTTE, AHHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOO, HELP, STOP, SMASH!, BITE! SNORT, BURP! BITE!)

(Scotty attacks the raptor pack, sending limbs and severed body parts flying. A red cloud of blood coats the entire fray, finally, the raptors' resolve breaks and they start running.)

Scotty: Come BACK AND FIGHT LIEK EEE DINOSAUR! (Chases raptors out)
Pyroraptor: Run Forrest, run! (Runs out of stadium with Scotty in hot pursuit)
Referee: Wow, I am the first referee to survive TWO rounds, the Tyrannosaurus win round two!

Ten minutes later:

Bill: While we wait for the cleaners to clean all the entrails and body parts from the ring, lets interview the only raptor that ever survived a Dino Warz against the Tyrannosaur. Lets welcome, Ky'lie, the Velociraptor!
Ky'lie: Hello-ow!
Bill: Ky'lie, you are the only Velociraptor to survive a Dino Warz against Sue, lets play that video clip shall we?

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Dino Warz 2, season 1

Video Clip 12, Sue vs Velociraptors:

Velociraptor pack: We're all attacking you! (Leaps at her!)
Sue: Hey! Not fair! Ow! Ouch! ow!
Velociraptor pack: We're winning (The entire pack of 20 raptors swarm Sue!)
Sue: Woah! Getta off me! You are too heavy!
Velociraptor 12: She's gonna fall! We'll be the king of Dinosaurs!
Sue: I AM GOING DOWN AHHHHH (BOOM! SUE FALLS!)
Velociraptors 1-10: AHHHHHHHHH (SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!)
Bill: It looks like any Velociraptor victory is premature! Sue has crushed half the pack in her fall!
Velociraptor 11-20: SHUT UP (Falls off sue in the fall)
Sue: (getting up) Thanks guys, for breaking my fall!
Crushed Velociraptor: Anytime.....ohhh tell my girl I love her..ah (dies)
Sue: OK, my turn! Roar!~ (stomp! stomp!)
Velociraptor 14: She's stomping us get outta- ah (squish! dies)
Bill: Only five raptors are left! Should they quit?
Velociraptor 16: Err, boss should we stop? Alpha Velociraptor 20:
No! Charge!~~~(trumpet call)
Bill: Looks like the charge of the light bigrade!
Sue: Yummy! A buffet! (Chomp crunch bite snort crack)
Velociraptors: AHHHHH! NOOO! YAAA! AHHHH!
Bill: It looks like the entire Velociraptor pack is gone!

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Bill: Is it this fight?
X: Yes, it is.
Bill: Didn't do too well did you?
X: Yes, Sue managed to bite me.
Bill: Yes, I can see, can you remembered what happened?
X: Of course, being bitten by Tyrannosaurus is something that tends to stick in your mind in the rest of your life.
Bill: Well, what happened?
X: I was in the charge of the light birgade, Sue got my friends before she got me.
Bill: Then....
X: I think she attacked me half-heartedly, as she was bored of killing so many raptors. I don't think I had her full attention-she had mine, of course. If she had really attacked me, I would have died.
Bill: So she bit off your arm and your leg....
X: Yes, and I got them replaced with a hook and a wooden peg. Bill: How about that glass eye of yours?
X: It wasn't Sue. It was the day I got my hook you see, then suddenly, I got mud in my eye and tried to rub it out with the wrong hand.........
Bill: Ohh, ahh, that stinks!
Sue: You bet it does! Hey, it's that a Velociraptor? mine, you look familiar!
X: AHHHHHHHHHH...Gak! (CRUNCH, BITE, SMASH Dies!)
Sue: Yummy, ow! (Spits something out) Is this a arm-hook?
Bill: Sigh...better get ready for your next fight.

Ten minutes later:

Bill: Alright, round three! T.Rex vs Suchomimus, the T.Rexes have aready defeated the disgrunted Gallimimus fans in a record 12 seconds. Scotty is still no where to be found, but we are getting reports from all over the place about a T.Rex chasing a bunch of raptors about the streets of Bueno Aires, so we'll have to do with the Rex Trio. for those of you who don't know what Suchomimus is, it's a huge carnosaur which looks like a cross between Spinosaurs and Baryonyx, about 4 tons and 36 feet long. Currently there are 3 of them fighting the Tyrannosauruses.

Referee: Alright, I want to survive round three too, so please wait for me to get out of the way before you fight, okay?
Dinosaurs: Okay!
Referee: Ready, get set, GO!
Suchomimus1: Charge!
Sue: Charge!
Referee: What part do you not understand-AHHHHHH! (Gets trampled, dies)
Bill: Ohhh, I knew that guy!
Suchomimus1: Take this. (Bites Sue on the tail with his teeth.)
Sue: Get real, you can't do damage with teeth like that! (Swings tail, ripping out all of Suchomimusl's teeth.)
Suchomimus1: AHHHHH! (My teeth!)
Sue-Imperator: He has weak teeth, but watch his claws! Ah! (Gets slashed)
Suchomimus2: Ha ha!
Sue-Imperator: Ha this. (Lunges forward and bites into his sail, pulls back, tearing a huge chunk out of it.)
Suchomimus2: Ow! (Backs off with half of his sail missing)
Suzie: Take this! (Rams Suchomimus3, who goes down hard)
Bill: Looks like most of Suchomimus's size is attributed to it's sail, it's not really that big or mean!
Sue: Hiya! (Butts Suchomimus1 in the snout, breaking his jaw!)
Suchomimus1: Argghh! Zhat burts! (Spits out blood)
Sue: This will hurt more! (Picks him up by the sail and starts swinging him Tyrannosaur style.)
Suchomimus1: Ahhhhh! Gak! (Dies as this neck snaps under all the swinging. Sue throwns his body to one corner and joins Sue-Imperator)
Suchomimus2: Noooo! I will avenge my brother! Charges Sue.
Sue-Imperator: Not so fast! (Bites into his gut and holds onto his intestine, as he charges, it unraveles)
Suchomimus2: My guts! Nooo! (Tries to gather them back, but his claws only cut them up, collaspes to the ground in shock)
Sue: Free lunch! (Starts digging into the dying animal as it twitches, Sue-Imperator joins the buffet)
Suchomimus3: Gasp! It's not over Tyrannosaur! I will have my revenge! (Tries to talk as Suzie pins him down by the neck)
Suzie: You talk too much. (Steps down, crushing his neck. A red mist spray of arterial blood erupts from the neck as Suzie starts grinding her foot to make sure he is really dead.)
Suchomimus3: Gakkkk.....(Dies)
Bill: Looks like the Tyrannosaurs win round 3!

(Suddenly, another dinosaur strides in. It is clearly a Suchomimus, but it's movements are stiff and almost robot-like)

Bill: What the?
Suchomimus: I am Suchomimus Prime, I will fight Sue.
Sue: I am sick of you pushovers! (Chomp-Clang!) What the, I can't hurt him with my bite!
Suchomimus: I will kill you. Suchomimus will be king of dinosaurs.
Sue: No, I am the Queen of dinosaurs, you will have to get it from me!
Suchomimus: Does not compute, I will kill you!
Sue: ROARRR! (Charges and rams the Suchomimus, but he is hardly moved.)
Suchomimus: I bite (Bites Sue)
Sue: OWWWW! Roar! (Bites his neck and pulls back. The skin peels back easily to reveal a gleaming surface of metal.)
Sue-Imperator: What the?
Suzie: Those cheats! That is a robot! A dinosaur Terminator, a dinonator!
Sue: Argh! (Struggles as the Dinonator pins her)
Sue-Imperator: We've got to help her! (Charges with Suzie. They start biting into the robot with their incredible jaws, punching
holes into the metal. Sue-Imperator bites into the arm)
Sue-Imperator: I got the arm! I got the arm!
Dinonator: Arm servo overstressed, situation untenable.....(Cruch!
Zap! Boom! Staggers back)
Sue-Imperator: I got his arm! (Spits out the robot's arm)
Sue: Sisters unite! (Getting up)
Bill: Even a robot is no match for the mighty Tyrannosaurus.
Dinonator: Situation untenable, activating Plan B (Twin miniguns pop out from the shoulder, with their laser sights aimed at the Tyrannosaurus)
Sue: It's the X effect! We rip out his arm and things gets worse!
John Rambo: Not so fast buddy.
Dinonator: New target acquired.
Sue: Shoot him now, you cannot reason with him!
John Rambo: HAAAAAA YAAAAAAA! (RATATATTATATTATATRATRTATTRATA!)
Dinonator: Small arms fire is ineffective against me. (Fires back)
John Rambo: Harghhh! (Dives for cover as bullets tear up the ground around him)
Sue: Can you take him out?
John Rambo: It's a good thing your son returned my rocket launcher (Pops out of cover and fires one rocket)
Dinonator: Sustaining critical damage! (BOOM! The rocket rips off one arm.) Self destruct sequence activated, reactor meltdown in 20, 19....
Sue: He's going to take himself with us, you have one rocket left!
Make it count! We have to beat the X Effect of face extinction! Dinonator: 18,17.....
Bill: I can't watch!
Dinonator: 16,15.....
John Rambo: I have to hit the head baby (Loads a round, takes aim and fire, but the rocket launcher does not fire)
Dinonator: 14,13.....
John Rambo: What the.....
Dinonator: 12,11.....
John Rambo: Oh, I have it on backwards! (Takes round out, reloads)
Dinonator: 10,9.....
John Rambo: Hatalavista baby (Fires, the rocket whooshes out, but sails over the head of the Dinonator and hits the ceiling instead.)
Dinonator: 9,8.....
Suzie: We're doomed!
Dinonator: 7,6.....
Sue: Not quite! Look!
Dinonator: 5,4.....
(Triggered by the explosion, the water sprinklers on the ceiling of the arena activate and start to sprinkle water all over the place, water starts to seep into the robot)
Dinonator: 3,2..... Warning, massive system failure, Windows had performed an illegal function and will be shut down, please contact your vendor if problem persists. (Zap! Zap! Zap! The robot starts to short circuit and convulses, finally it falls down and starts to burn.)
Bill: The Tyrannosaurus win again! They are the champion!
Suzie: YAAYY!
Sue-Imperator: We're the baddest!
Sue: Thanks John!
John Rambo: Anytime baby......
Suzie: It looks like we beat the X Effect!
Bill: I wouldn't be so sure about that.... (Points at Jumbothron screen)
Sue-Imperator: Oh no.....
Suzie: It can't be......
John Rambo: They will not swoop so low.......
Bill: Apparently they did......

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Jumbothron Screen:

(Insert a picture of a crossed out T.Rex over here, thanks! Love, Raptors.)

SUE, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR SON TINKER ALIVE AGAIN, GIVE UP YOUR TITLE OF THE TYRANT LIZARD KING TO US, THE OTHER DINOSAURS. DO NOT TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, IF YOU DO, WE WILL SEND TINKER BACK TO YOU IN 50 SEPERATE PIECES. WAIT FOR FURTHER DETAILS. DO NOT BOTHER TO CONTACT US, WE WILL CONTACT YOU. YOU CANNOT FIND US, YOU CANNOT TRACK US.

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Sue: Tinker......

To be contuined
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Dino Warz 8, Deathmatch Arena 17, Argentina; October 18, 2000

Don't hate me, because I beautiful Don't hate me, because I'm the best Don't hate me, because I'm champion Just love me, like the rest... Don't hate me.......
from T.rex, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Don't hate me, because I beautiful Don't hate me, because I'm the best Don't hate me, because I'm champion Just love me, like the rest... Don't hate me.......
from T.rex, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Kylie, you can like Gallimimus for all I care, but you should admit the fact that T-Rex is ecologically and evolutionary better than your favoured ostrich mimic.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Dino Warz 8 The K. Paradox Coming soon
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

K., i noe you are sick of hearing bvotes for T.Rex. BUT HERE'S ONE MORE!
from Joshua. T, age 12, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

I have thought a long time about this: My favourite dinosaur is Tyrannosaurus. He's really special, if you stop to think. He was the most intellegent Tyrannosaur, the keenest sensed Tyrannosaur and the meanest Tyrannosaur (Except for T.imperator)
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

I really like T-Rex because he's cool. I have a message for that Gallimimus fan Kylie. A girl at school called you stuck up? How can she!....That's unkind! I wonder where she got THAT idea from.
from The Godfather, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

T REX AND FLOSSARAPTER BECAUSE THEY EAT MAET.
from Tara, age 9, Newcastle, Texas, United States; October 18, 2000

I have noticed one of the names in Sinag Rong Primary school is a girl's name! So you shold adress them boys and girls. Vote Tyrannosaurus now!
from Honkie Tong, age 16, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Do not worry, I have self-censored this message: Tyrannosarus is my favourite, Gallimimus is a *beep* piece of *beep* junk that likes to go around eating *beep* *beep* *beep* for *beep* *beep* (Don't worry, the message dosen't mean anything. It's just to break my new keyboard in.)
from Damean, age 14, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Hey, I can read chinese, I can tell you if it was objectionable or not.
from Honkie Tong, age 16, Singapore, ?, ?; October 18, 2000
I already deleted it.

We the students of Siang Rong Primary school receive your message. And we respect your choice of Gallimimus. But we find your statment of us following a fad when we vote Tyrannosaurus a grave and vicious insult. Please make amends. Kylie, we know you like Gallimius, but ...
from Fu S., Li M., age 12, 13, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Pro, P.R.O China; October 18, 2000
Sorry, but no one here reads Chinese (if that's what it was), and we we can't print it unless we can edit it.

Kylie, your staments are starting to annoy us. We do respect your choice of Gallimimus as everybody has the right to like his/her own species of dinosauria. Tyranosaurus is my favourite, and as a paleontologist, I must inform you that T.rex waws ecologically more important than Gallimimus. Give it up, Gallimimus is stuck playing second fiddle to Tyrannosaurus forever.
from Levine, age 24, Cambridge D.O.P, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

The reasons why we vote Tyrannosaurus: 1.Because it is the best dinosaur with sharp teeth and claws! 2.It's the most popular (if you can't beat them, join them!) 3.It's certainly better than Gallimimus. It was smarter, tougher and meaner 4.It is well-respected by paleontologists. 5.It hunted in packs. 6.It could eat Gallimimus.
from Redhawk Opus, age 13, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Levine- Your odds with my statements!? GIVE ME A BREAK!!! You can vote for your dinosaur and I can vote for mine. Straighten up! Not everyone in the world likes T-rex! Think before you speak. I don't like when people criticize me. I'm sorry I'm not being as kind as you want me to be but there's a girl at school who says I'm stuck- up when she's the one who doesn't even have a single friend! Anyhow I'm just comforatable with Gallimimus! ps. Here's 5 votes for Gallimimus!
from Kylie K., age 9, Hunt Valley, Maryland, America; October 18, 2000

I find it very distracting to find insults of me on a public website! And to the boys of Siang Rong Primary School: I'm sorry but I have feelings too, and I find it also an insult that you think that I am offending you because I'm not! I can vote for whatever dinosaur I want and Gallimimus happened to up. As I said in my last letter, there were plenty of dinosaurs with sharp claws and teeth! I am {as I've been saying} tired of hearing votes for your choice of dinosaur. You have no right to criticize me in what dinosaur I'm fond of. A grave insult for me is seeing over 2,000 votes for T-rex! This is a website, not a courthouse! You and your friends should find something kind to say about my choice of dinosaur. Think wisely of what you have to say, not what you think I'm insulting you about!
from Kylie K., age 9, Hunt Valley, MD, America; October 18, 2000

Raptor-bcause it looks cool
from OOX DoubleOX, age 20, The Nether World, Beker ,Asalt, Blue Strike; October 18, 2000

procompsonathus IT s the bomb
from goose f, age 997, hillsbrad, gh, YAP; October 18, 2000

Gallimius looks totally pathetic compaired to T.rex! No contest! Hey Bill, how 'bout pitting Rexy against Triceratops this time?
from Nelson. K, age 12, ?, ?, ?; October 18, 2000

Well, both Sue and I were surfing this WebPage when we came across some pretty nasty messages dissin' Sue. Sue had decided to take affirmative action. So watch out, here comes:

Dino Warz7
The Bird Mimic Menace

1:56 PM 10/18/00, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China

Bill: Greetings from China folks!
Sue: Hello!
Suzie: Hi!
Sue Imperator: Hello everybody!
Bill: Now, we are live, on location in Xu Jia Village, in the Yan'an province. This peaceful mountain village is well known for it's numerous dinosaur fossils. Lets interview Dr. Levine, a famous paleontologist.
Levine: Hello everybody.
Bill: Now, Dr Levine, what are you doing here in China?
Levine: Well, I am here on an fossil expedition, but I have received a invation to give a talk at the nearby Siang Rong Primary School.
Bill: Really? How are the kids?
Levine: They are not bad, they know surprisingly much about dinosaurs, in fact, one quarter of all dinosaur finds are made in China!
Bill: Is that true?
Levine: I'll say it's. Currently, I am also doing a dig here, we have uncovered something.
Bill: Ah, I see it, what is it, some Tyrannosaur like Tarbosaurus.
Sue: Na, it dosen't look like my relative, it's some kind of allosaur.
Levine: I believe you are right Sue. Bill, you are badly deluded, its actually a Yangchuanosaurus- a type of allosaur.
Bill: Okay....who do you have with you?
Levine: He's Dr Wu, a famous Chinese Paleontologist. He has been following the Dino Warz really closely.
Bill: Hi Mr Wu.
Levine: He only speaks chinese, the translator is away.
Bill: Nevermind, we have Honkie Tong, he can speak chinese.
Honkie Tong: What? Me?
Bill: Well, you are Honkie Tong right, so you are Honkie, therefore, you must be from Hong Kong!
Honkie Tong: I am from Singapore Lah! I speak chinese, but I speak
Singlish better!
Bill: Whatever.....Help me out okay?
Honkie Tong: No problem.
Bill: Good afternoon
Honkie Tong: Wu an ni hao.
Wu: Ni yeh hao.
Honkie Tong: He says good afternoon too.
Bill: Ask him what he thinks of T.Rex.
Honkie Tong: Ni wei "T.Rex" zhe ker kong long you sum mer gan siang?
Wu: T.Rex ze ker kong long...Hao! Hao! Zui Hao der kong long!
Honkie Tong: He says T.Rex is the best dinosaur in the worlds.
Bill: Ask him what he thinks of Gallimimus?
Honkie Tong: Ni wei "Gallimimus" zhe ker kong long you sum mer gan siang?
Wu: Gallimimus? Bu hao! Hun dan, pen dan!
Bill: What did he say?
Honkie Tong: You don't wanna know.........
Bill: Never mind, lets interview the Tyrannosauruses......

Ten minutes later:
Bill: For all of you who don't know what's going on, Sue and her team of Tyrannosaurus are going to engage the bird mimics:
Sue: Hi...
Bill: Well Sue, why did you choose this place to fight Gallimimus?
Sue: Well, firstly, I am not too happy with the this post on the internet:

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X again! This goes to all the T-rex lovers. Gallimimus is better than T-rex! Facts about T-rex:He walks around eating. No wonder he had a hard time getting up! Here's another vote for Gallimimus! I bet people vote for T-rex just to go along with a fad! There were a bunch of other dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws. You know, T-rex isn't interesting at all! He's just a skum bag! Ha Ha HA!
from Kylie K., age 9, Hunt Valley, Gallimimus' land, KYLIE's LAND; October 17, 2000

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Bill: Okay......
Sue: But this post made me choose to hold the contest here.......

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Note: Personal attacks on people will not be printed (but you can attack any dinosaur you wish)!
We the students of Siang Rong Primary School in the People's Republic of China strongly and vermently disagree with Kylie's statement. The favourite Dinosaur of China is Tyannosaurus, followed by Yangchaunosaurus and Tarbosaurus. We find the insults to Tyrannosaurus by Kylie very personal. Holding Gallimimus over Tyrannosaurus is a grave insult to us. from Yang Z., Tao F., Fu S., age 11,12,10, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China; October 17, 2000

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Bill: Okay.......
Sue: Even after the defeat of the Raptors, some people still insult me and my fans, well, I am going to settle any differences between my fans and the Gallimimus fans!
Bill: And how are you going to do that?
Sue: We are going to settle this the old dinosaur way, first guy to
die.....LOSES!
Bill: Well, we are going to interview the Bird Mimics now......
Bird Mimic room:

Bill: Hello! OUCH! DON'T PECK ME YOU SLAGS!
Gallimimuses: Sorry, chicken instinct.
Bill: Well, why do you want to fight Tyrannosaurus....I mean, they are the champions of the dinosaurs and the outmass you at least by 200 times a piece? Why are you doing this?
Gallimimuses: Well, after seeing that post from Kylie, it convinced us we SHOULD be the king of dinosaurs! Kylie, WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE OUR BIGGEST FAN!
Bill: Okay....But don't you think you should be realistic?
Gallimimuses: What do you mean? We can beat T.Rex.
Bill: Whatever you say...OUCH! DON'T PECK ME YOU SLAGS!-seesh! What makes
you think you can win?
Gallimimuses: Because we are have the legs of a Greyhound.
Gallimimuses: Because we have the agility of a Monkey.
Gallimimuses: Because we have the senses of a Wolf.
Bill: Yeah, and the heart of a Chicken!

2:27 PM 10/18/00, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province

Bill: Well well well, it looks like we are ready to rumble. (Pointing at
field) The fight will take place at that field over there.
Honkie Tong: I say the Tyrannosaurus will win, no questions about that!
Levine: I agree, to think otherwise will be to be badly decluded.
Kylie: Naa, Gallimimus will win, I have faith in them!
Levine: Then you are badly deluded........
Bill: Now now, no personal insults!
Levine: That is not a personal insul-
Honkie Tong: Hush, they are starting

. In the deathmatch field:

Sue: Sisters are you ready?
Suzie: All systems go.
Sue-Imperator: Check!
Alpha Gallimimus: Gallimimuses are you ready?
Gallimimus herd: Errr, we feel like going to the toliet!
Alpha Gallimimus: Not now!
Bill: Looks like they are ready to Ruuummmble! 50 Gallimimus on 3 Tyrannosaurus!
Refree: Alright! Ready? GET SET? GO!
Sue: Charge!
Gallimimus: Charge!
Refree: Wait till I get out of the way! AHHHHHHH! (Gets trampled, dies.)
Bill: Ohhh, I knew that guy!
Sue: ROARR! (Kills one Gallimimus with one bite, flings his body into the air)
Suzie: Roarr! (Kicks one Gallimimus to the ground, stomps on him)
Sue Imperator: ROAAAAAARRRR! (Kills one Gallimimus by frightening him to death)
Alpha Gallimimus: Peck them! Peck them! (Starts pecking)
Sue: Ha ha ha, that tickles!
Suzie: What losers! (Stomps and crushes Gallimimus pecking her feet, kicks another into a mangled mass,)
Bill: The Gallimimus are going down like flies, this is no fight!
Sue Imperator: Roarrrrr! (Sweeps fifteen Gallimimus off their feet with her tail.)
Gallimimuses: AHHHHHHH! (Dies as Sue Imperator crushes them)

(The battlefield is a mess, broken and dismembered bodies of Gallimimus lie everywhere. Some of them are so badly mauled, they exist only as pulp. A red haze of blood hangs in the air. The Tyrannosauruses are standing in the middle, with their snouts and claws coated with Gallimimus blood. The ten surviving Gallimimuses retreat to one corner)

Kylie: Oh no.
Honkie Tong: Can I borrow your mobile phone, I got a friend who owes me 500 bucks from betting on this game.
Bill: Well, it looks like the Gallimimus are working a plan out...not that it matters.
Levine: Hey, where are the Tyrannosauruses?
(Sure enough, the Tyrannosauruses are no longer present in the battlefield.)
Honkie Tong: Could it be.....
Levine: The Tyrannosaurus are ambush hunters......
Bill: Are you saying the Tyrannosaurus ran away after they almost won? Levine: No, T.Rex doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt.
Bill: Where have I heard that before.
Levine: I suspect the Gallimimuses were such pushovers, T.Rex viewed fighting them as feeding time.
Bill: Is that a bad thing?
Levine: For the Gallimimus, yes.

On the field:

Gallimimus1: Hey, where is our leader?
Gallimimus3: He's dead!
Gallimimus4: What, the Rexes got him?
Gallimimus3: Well, kinda he wet himself to death!
Gallimimus2: I know why out plan failed, because our plan was "run up and peck them!"
Gallimimus7: Well, do you have any better plan?
Gallimimus2: Yes, here is the new plan, we run up and peck them!
Gallimimus7: It's the same plan!
Gallimimus2: No, after we peck them, we run away!
Gallimimus8: Hey, that's a good plan! Way didn't we think of that!
Gallimimus2: Because I am the smartest Gallimimus in the world, I am as smart as a chicken!
Gallimimuses: WOWWW! You're kidding!
Gallimimus2: No I'm not, I am really THAT smart!
Gallimimus3: Let's do it! (The animals turn around to face an battlefield devoid of any Tyrannosaurus)
Gallimimus2: Hey, where'd they go?
Gallimimus3: They're gone!
Gallimimus4: We've to find them!
Gallimimus2: All you guys, spread out and look for them, they must be hiding in the forest!
Gallimimus10: Why don't you go?
Gallimimus2: Because if I die, you guys will have no plan and you will all die too.
Gallimimus7: Oh all right, we'll go! (Strides off into the forest, leaving
Gallimimus2 in the field)

A few minutes later:

Gallimimus3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Some trees shake in the distance)
Gallimimus2: What's happening? What's going on?
Gallimimus4: Something's got Galli3, I am head- OH NO AHHHHHHHHH! (Some trees shake in the distance)
Gallimimus6: 3 and 4 are gone, No trace left of them-(Another scream breaks the tension)-8 has bought it too!
Gallimimus1: It's too creepy, I have lost all contact with 3,4 and 8. Something's in the forest, I REPEAT, something's killing us!
Gallimimus6: Wait- I see something! Sue-ahhhhhhhhhh! NOOOOOO! (Some more trees shake)
Gallimimus2: Sue, what sue?
Gallimimus1: Sue the Tyrannosaur!
Gallimimus2: (Swallows hard) Okay guys, get your butt out of there! (The entire forest comes alive as the Gallimimus make a hasty retreat. More screams break the silence of the forest)
Gallimimus1: The T.Rexes are real close, I saw one 50 yards away, she came up and disarmed me!
Gallimimus2: What are you talking about? You don't have a weapon.
Gallimimus1: No, she got my arm! (Shows Gallimimus2 bleeding stump, then dies.)
Gallimimus2: Oh no, is this all that is left, two of you?
Survivors: Yes, they slaughtered us like sheep!
Gallimimus5: Any ideas?
Gallimimus2: I have this pistol! And 3 bullets!
Gallimimus9: 3 bullets won't stop that thing!
Gallimimus2: Who said these bullets are for them? These three bullets are for the three of us, a quick, painless death is nothing compaired to what those Tyrannosaurs will do to us!
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Sue: Hey Suzie, you got the last three? (Steps out into the field with her sisters)
Suzie: Naa, I didn't.
Sue Imperator: Neither did I.
Sue: Then where are they? Oh I see....( Stares at the crumples bodies of the last three Gallimimuses.)
Suzie: They took themselves out instead of letting us do it!
Bill: Just as well, looks like the Tyrannosaurus win again!
Kylie: I wouldn't say that just yet.
Bill: Why do you say so?
Honkie Tong: Look! (Points at a huge ostrich dinosaurs striding in)
Levine: It can't be.....
Honkie Tong: What on earth is that?
Levine: Deinocherius....... I though I would be an ostrich dinosaur, I was right.
Bill: Err Sue, the contest is still not over?
Sue: What??
Alpha Deinocherius: We will avenge our brothers! (Charges Sue and holds her neck in his neck, bringing her down)
Sue: (Not expecting the attack) What? What are you, another man made species?
Deinocherius1: No, we are the Deinocherius!
Sue-Imperator: Get off my sister! (Rams into him, sending him skittering)
Sue: Thanks (Getting up)
Bill: Look at those things, there are three of them and they are as big as the rexes!)
Deinocherius1: Attack!
Sue: Attack!
Suzie: Argh! (Shierks in alarm as Deinocherius2 gives her a kick in the flank, she stumbles, then goes down!)
Sue-Imperator: No, Suzie- Ar-( A powerful kick by Deinocherius3 tumbles her)
Sue: No! (Doges a kick by Deinocherius1, bites back, tearing into his shoulder)
Deinocherius1: Why you..... (Kicks her, breaking a rib)
Sue: Gasp-(Goes down hard)
Deinocherius1: Finally, a Tyrannosaur at our feet, the bird mimics rule!
Sue-Imperator: Not on my watch! (Springs up and delivers a amazing kangeroo style double kick, blasting Deinocherius3 back 25 yards to the ground.)
Deinocherius3: Arghh! (Falls down and snaps his neck, lies motionless)
Deinocherius1,2: You'll pay for this. (They start kicking her, ostrich style, Sue-Imperator tries to fight back but is hopelessly swarmed, one kick lands on her head and her fiery eyes fade. She is knocked cold and hits the ground.
Suzie: Nooo! (Gets up to face the Deinocherius)
Sue: I must have busted my ankle...wheeze (Attempts to get up but fails)
Deinocherius1,2: Resistance is fultile lousy actress Suzie!
Sue: Ha, you have just made a fatal mistake.....
Deinocherius1,2: And what may that be?
Sue: Never insult Suzie's acting.
Suzie: YOU PUNK! ROARRRRRRR! (Charges)
Deinocherius1,2: Huh? (Confused, attempt to kick her)
Suzie: DIEEEEE! DIEEEE! (Doges a kick by Deinocherius2, sinks her teeth into his neck and starks swinging him like a rag doll.)
Deinocherius2: AHHHHHH! Help- gakkkkkk (Dies as his neck snaps, his head,
along with a good half of his neck, is severed and sent flying.)
Deinocherius1: Nooo! You will pay for this someday! (Starts to run away.)
Sue: Not so fast! (Grabs his foot with her jaw and bites down, ripping it off.)
Deinocherius1: Nooo! (Falls, at the mercy of Suzie)
Suzie: ROARRR! (Jumps up and onto his body)
Deinocherius1: ARGHHHH! Braggg! (His abdomen ruptures and send coils of his intestine spilling out like pale snakes. Dies)
Suzie: ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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3:49 PM 10/18/00
Sue: Sue-Imperator? Sue-Imperator?
Sue-Imperator: Wha-wha? (Opens her eyes slowly as she wakes up)
Suzie: Phew, I though she bought it!
Bill: Well, it's offical, the Tyrannosaurus won again!
Sue: Well, just as well, starts limping from the field.
Suzie: Common, lets go!
Sue-Imperator: Where? Where are you girls headed for?
Sue: Common, we promised the students of Siang Rong Primary School we'll pay them a visit, we have a lot of fans in there!
Sue-Imperator: Well, wait for me! Ow! darn Deinocherius, still hurts! (Head for the school)
Honkie Tong: Hey Kylie, you owe my 500 bucks.
Kylie: I do not, I did not bet on anything!
Honkie Tong, yes you did! Pay up!
Kylie: Will not you stinker!
Levine: Well, it's back to work for me, it has been fun.
Bill: It looks like a happy ending.....for the Tyrannosaurus at least, this is Billy Macdraw, signing out!

End

*To my counterparts in China, thanks for your chinese translations! The chinese words were done by Zheng Xinwen. Thanks for the support. Also to my friends in Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China, of Siang Rong Primary School. Please forgive Kylie, but we Americans are a fair bit more loose with out words, please take no offence. This story was written to honour you guys, T.Rex supporters across the globe! Special thanks also going out to JC for letting this through.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Xu Jia Gou Village, Death Match Field, China; October 18, 2000

I find T.Rex is the best. Thank you and have a nice day.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

Kylie, I am at odds with your statement. I do believe Tyrannosaurus is a better and ecologically more important species of Dinosauria.
from Levine, age 24, Cambridge, ?, England; October 17, 2000

T.Rex rulez, he could squash Gallimimus underfoot!
from Finkysaurus Girl, age 12, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

See lah, see Kylie, see what you have done. ATTENTION! YOU PEOPLE BETTER BE CIVILIZED! RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE, but you don't have to respect their DINOSAURS! LET'S PARTY, WOOOHOOOOO! ALRIGHT! YEAH! (And while you are at it, please put in one vote for Tyrannosaurus!)
from Honkie Tong, age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 17, 2000

I propose we allow civillised personal "attacks" As a guideline, this is totally unaccepable: Way1 $#@, you totally @$! Your Gallimimus is a ###### YOU CHICKEN BRAIN! Way2 This however, should be passed through: Kylie, I do not agree with you, it's my personal belief that Tyrannosaurus is superior. I am filled with apaty towards your remarks as I believe you are badly decluded. As a rule of a thumb, please tone down your personal attacks to arguments to allow the other party to respond. A total censorship of all personal attacks is not really pratical. *Most paleontologists argue in the second way.
from Levine, age 24, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

GALLIMIMUS STINKS! TYRANNOSAURUS RULES!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

We the students of Siang Rong Primary School in the People's Republic of China strongly and vermently disagree with Kylie's statement. The favourite Dinosaur of China is Tyannosaurus, followed by Yangchaunosaurus and Tarbosaurus. We find the insults to Tyrannosaurus by Kylie very personal. Holding Gallimimus over Tyrannosaurus is a grave insult to us.
from Yang Z., Tao F., Fu S., age 11,12,10, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China; October 17, 2000

Dino Warz 7 comming right up, keep voting rex whle I am at it.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

long necks because they sometimes save other dinosaurs.
from tarra, age 13, pt augusta, ?, austraila; October 17, 2000

X again! This goes to all the T-rex lovers. Gallimimus is better than T-rex! Facts about T-rex:He walks around eating. No wonder he had a hard time getting up! Here's another vote for Gallimimus! I bet people vote for T-rex just to go along with a fad! There were a bunch of other dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws. You know, T-rex isn't interesting at all! He's just a skum bag! Ha Ha HA!
from Kylie K., age 9, Hunt Valley, Gallimimus' land, KYLIE's LAND; October 17, 2000

good point, Levine! you have proved your point to me! trex was a better preditor than raptr! (you won't get that alot so enjoy it!) you are a very good palotoligist. i admire you!
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

T-Rex, Because he is fierce and fast.
from davy h, age 6, stevenage, ?, UK; October 17, 2000

T-Rex it's the king of Dino's
from Scott M., age 11, Appleton City, MISSOURI, USA; October 17, 2000

Alright, you are ASKING for it, insulting T.Rex and such. Sue has decided to settle this once and for all. By the ond Dinosaur way. First guy to die, loses!

Dino Warz 6
Rex Revenge

Bill: Alright, we are at a special place where another Dino Warz is going to be held. This time however, it's the Tyrannosaurus' that decided to challange the Raptors! Sue, why did you do that?
Sue: I have been receiving alot of complaints about people insulting Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I have a bit of facial reorentation to preform on them.
Bill: So, what are you going to do?
Sue: I am going to teach them how powerful Tyrannosaurus really is!
Bill: But what exactly are you so dissed over?
Sue: (Taps a few keys) This post!
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(On screen:)

Godfather i do't agree with you. AND I AM NOT A PUNK! agent kay it didn't work, i'm still voting for raptr! all you trex lovers[exept suzie] grow up and be relistic, trex comes agianist a pack of raptrs dead trex! from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

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L.?-is that hawian? well anyway...... TYRANA-POOP-OUS STINKS!!!!!!!!! "billy, you came just in time. T-rex was on a wave of nasty comments". GIMMIE A BREAK!!!!!!!!! T-REX STINKS from DA BOMB, age 2055, DA BOMB'S LAIR, ????????, DA BOMB; October 16, 2000

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Velociraptor- DA BOMB votes for yo velociraptor cause it just is da bomb! Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor! from DA BOMB, age 2055, Da bomb's lair, ???????, Da Bomb; October 16, 2000

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Bill: Alright, this fight is being held in no other place but the Zoom Dinosaurs HQ! Sue? Why did you choose this place?
Sue: This is where the Rex fans and the Raptor fans meet, this is the ultimate battle, this is the final countdown!
Bill: Ok, now lets interview the raptors!

Raptor Room

Bill: I am here at the Raptor room, alright guys, so you will be fighting Tyrannosaurus again.
Raptors: Yes, and we're going to kill her!
Bill: But in all the 5 fights you had we her, you lost every one of them!
Raptors: Yes, but this time, we have a secret weapon!
Bill: What secret weapon!
Raptors: Get lost! it's a secret!

Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Bill: Alright, we are here at Zoom Dinosaurs HQ, the fight will be in the indoor stadium. We have with us here today, a few Zoom Dinosaurs celebrities!
Brad: Hello!
Honkie Tong: Hello everybody!
Coolcat: Yo, whatshup!
Bill: Hello, so who do you think will win?
Brad: Frankly, I do not have an opinion, I am just here to watch!
Honkie Tong: I say Tyrannosaurus will win, she has been winning all the time.
Coolcat: Naa, Raptors is da bomb! Ta can take down da T.Rex. Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor!
Bill: Woah, Sue is around, be careful.
Coolcat: Naa, da raptors have a secreat weapon to take down da T.Rex.
Honkie Tong: Now you watch your mouth you hotaired idiot! You-
Bill: Enough! Lets get started!

4:04 PM 10/17/00, Zoom Dinosaurs Indoor Stadium.

Bill: Lets Rumble! 40 Velociraptors vs T.Rex
Sue: Common, take me on!
Velociraptor Pack: Gladly! (Charges!)
Sue: Roarrr!
Velociraptor Pack: Hiss- AH! (One dies as he is stepped)
Sue: One down!
Velociraptor2: Why you! Get her! (Leaps at her face)
Remainding Velociraptors: No you idiot, don't jump at her face! Velociraptor2: Huh? Ahhhhh! (Tries to change direction midair)
Sue: Roarrr! (Chomp! Slams her jaw down hard directly on the raptor, he is instantly transformend to mangled pulp and a cloud of red vapour)
Brad: I think I am going to be sick.
Bill: Relax, you will get your Dino Warz legs soon!
Alpha Velociraptor: Surround her, don't let her escape!
Sue: And what are you trying to do?
Alpha Velociraptor: Swarm her! (All 38 raptors jump onto her, and start to slash!)
Sue: OW OW OW! OKAY! LET ME SHOW YOU A NEW MOVE! (Drops to the ground and starts to roll)
Raptors: AHHHHHHH! NOOOOO! (SQUISH, SQUISH, SQUISH!)
Bill: Sue's rolling has crushed eighteen raptors! That's the record for the most raptors killed in one move!
Alpha Velociraptor: Darn! We can't swarm her! Hit and run tatics!

(One raptors runs up, leaps and tries to slash Sue, but she swings her head and cuts him into two midair with her jaws. She swats another out of the air with her tail, splattering him like a fly on the wall. She makes short work of the raptor pack, stomping, biting and smashing them to pulp.)

Sue: Ahh, my personal record, 40 raptors in 3 minutes!
Dying Raptor: Deploy our.....secret....weapon......now!
Sue: What secret weapon?
3 Unidentified Raptors: Us!
Sue: What the..............
Ultraraptors: It's us, the Ultraraptor! Modified velociraptors designed to take on T.Rex!
Bill: They are 30 ft long and weigh 3 tons! Man-made species are not allowed to take part!
Ultraraptor: And you are going to stop us?
Bill: Err.......no.
Ultraraptors: We'll make short work of you!
Sue: Try me, you cheats!
Ultraraptor1: Roar! (Slams into Sue, knocking her back)
Sue: Wha- Roar! (Rams him back, stumbling him. The two go into a shoving match.)
Ultraraptor1: You.....can't win!
Sue: And....why is that?
Ultraraptor2: Because of this (Rams into Sue from the side, knocking her to the ground)
Honkie Tong: Hey! Not fair!
Bill: One on one please.
Ultraraptor: You can't make us!
Coolcat: Da Raptors are going to win!
Sue: Rooarrr! (Gets us, snaps at the Ultraraptors which move out of the way.)
Ultraraptors: Get her! (All attack at once, knocking Sue to the ground and start to slash her)
Honkie Tong: She can't beat all of them at once, they outmass her by at least 2 times!
Ultraraptor1: Like I care! (Bit by bit, they beat the resistance out of Sue until she lies motionless on the ground)
Ultraraptor1: We did it! We took down Sue!
Ultraraptor2: We'd like to thank all the raptor fans in Zoom Dinosaurs who have donated money to fund out creation, particularly Coolcat, who donated most of the money to the Ultraraptor project, thank you. Now we will finish this fight by killing Sue and becoming the king of dinosaurs.
Ultraraptor3: Err guys.....
Ultraraptor1: What? Can't you see we are busy entertaining our fans! Ultraraptor3: Yeah, but....Sue...
.she's GONE!
(Sure enough, Sue is nowhere to be found)
Ultraraptor2: Hey, where did she go?
Sue: RIGHT HERE YOU CHEATERS! (CHARGES ULTRARAPTOR1 IN A 35MILE PER HOUR CHARGE)
ULTRARAPTOR1?: AHHHHHH!(BOOM! THE IMPACT SENDS HIM FLYING, HE HITS THE MAIN GENETRATOR, SPARKS FLY.)
Sue: I knew the raptor fans had something to do behind your creation!
Ultraraptor1: So what? We raptors are destined to be the rulers of the dinosaurs!
Sue: Have a drink and cool down! (Flings a lemonade stand at Ultraraptor1, it hits him, wetting him and the generator........sparks fly as the generator short circuits and electrocutes the Ultraraptor. The whole place is plunged in darkness.)
Ultraraptor1: AHHHHHHHHHH! (ZAP ZAP ZAP! His body convulses as he is shocked, finally he catches fire and falls to the ground, burning.)
Ultraraptor2: Where's she? Even a troodon can't see in this dark!
Ultraraptor3: Sh-Wha' that, I though I saw something move!
Ultraraptor2: Just your imagination, she can't see in this dark too.
Sue: No, but I can smell you!
Ultraraptor3: There she i- argggghhh nooooooo gakkkkk erghhhhhhhh nono arghhhh! ahhhh! gakk!
Ultraraptor2: Where are you, what's happening?
Ultraraptor3: Argggghhh nooooooo gakkkkk erghhhhhhhh!
(The lights turn on to reveal a gory sight, Sue has torn Ultraraptor3 open and is pulling at his intestines even as he weakly tries to push her head away. He is being eaten while he was still alive.)
Ultraraptor2: Nooo! I'll get you! (Charges)
Sue: (rises her bloody snout!) ROARRR! I will get you! (Charges) (The two dinosaurs collide snout to snout, Sue's skull, being stronger, wistands the impact, but the Utraraptor's skull crumpled like a beer can.)
Ultraraptor2: Aggghhhh! Noooo! (Spits blood and attempts to hiss with his mangled jaw.)
Sue: ROARR! (Prepares to bite.)
Ultraraptor2: Argggh! (Manages to kick Sue in the knee.)
Sue: Huh? Ahh! (Not expecting the kick, she tumbles to the ground head first, she tries to get up, but is pinned down.)
Ultraraptor2: I...will....be.....king! (Lifts leg to stomp Sue in the head.)
Tinker: Hey you nasty raptor, back off! (Lifts a M-72 LAW Rocket Launcher)
Ultraraptor2: Huh? AHHHHH! (Explodes as the rocket hits him, splattering bits of him all over the stadium.)
Sue: (Getting up) ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Honkie Tong: Yessss!
Coolcat: Da T.Rex cheat! Da T.Rex stink!
Bill: Err Coolcat, I think the police want you for an investigation on funding ilegal dinosaur cloning...Coolcat, Coolcat! She beat feet!
Raptor Fans: Booooooo! No Fair! Booooooo! (Falls silent as Sue suddenly looks at them.)
Sue: I have endured your rubbish for too long. ROARRR! (Charges them)
Raptor Fans: AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE! NOOOOOOOO! MA MA! (SCREAM AS SUE DESTROYS THE BARRIER AND STARTS TO ATTACK THEM.)
Bill: Well, I'd like to stay for this Rex Revenge, but I don't think Sue is in too good a mood now! (ROARRRRR!) This is Billy Macdraw, signing out. As usual, the Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

End
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Zoom Dinosaurs HQ, Earth, Dino Warz.com; October 17, 2000

WATCH IT AH, DON'T INSULT MY FAVOURITE DINOSAUR, TYRANNOSAURUS!
from Shiwei, age 16, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

Yaaay, the score so far, T.Rex 2200, Raptors, 0.
from Finkysaurus Girl, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

I noticed most people like to pit a pack of Raptors against a Rex, however now that we know that the Rexes hunted in a pack, we must now pit a pack of Rexes against a pack of Raptors, who will win? It's obvious! The Rexes!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

You are badly decluded Coolcat, or whatever your other alter-egos may be. As a paleontologist, I believe the Tyrannosaurus was more sucessful as a predator than the Raptors. Evidence that Tyrannosaurus Rex hunted in a pack made this predatoy even more deadly. They stayed together to slay together. This could explain why the Raptors went into decline after the Tyrannosaurids appeared, a pack of Raptors offered no competition to a Pack of Tyrannosaurus. In fact, the discovery of Raptor skull fragments in Tyrannosaur fossils tell us that this mighty predator may have viewed the Raptors as a meal also, no to mention he was able to catch them. When the Raptors were first discovered, many paleontologist believed they were the deadilest predotor ever, now the view is shifting bact to the Tyrannosaurus, as more and more evidence is discovered.
from Levine, age 24, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! COOLCAT, YOU ARE IN VERY BIG TROUBLE FOR INSULTING MY SISTERS! ROAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
from SUE-IMPERATOR, age 70,567,876, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

You are right man, da raptors are da bomb! They EXPLODE AND SPEW THEIR GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE! T.REX ROCKSSSSSSSSSS! All asian T.Rex fans! (Yes, even from the People's Republic of China) UNITE!
from Short F., age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 17, 2000

Grrrrrr, do you know I like T.Rexes because I am a T.Rex?
from Suzie, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

Godfather i do't agree with you. AND I AM NOT A PUNK! agent kay it didn't work, i'm still voting for raptr! all you trex lovers[exept suzie] grow up and be relistic, trex comes agianist a pack of raptrs dead trex!
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

L.?-is that hawian? well anyway...... TYRANA-POOP-OUS STINKS!!!!!!!!!!! "billy, you came just in time. T-rex was on a wave of nasty comments". GIMMIE A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!! T-REX STINKS
from DA BOMB, age 2055, DA BOMB'S LAIR, ????????, DA BOMB; October 16, 2000

Velociraptor- DA BOMB votes for yo velociraptor cause it just is da bomb! Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor!
from DA BOMB, age 2055, Da bomb's lair, ???????, Da Bomb; October 16, 2000

T-REX COS I LIKE IT
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

Billy, your post could not have come at any better time. Just when T-Rex was riding a wave of insults, your gigantic post came in and squashed all the opposition. Yay, T-Rex rules!
from Leona, age 13, ?, ?, America; October 16, 2000

whaT ON EART IS A Doloposauraus?
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

My Favorite Dinosaur Is A Doloposauraus!! Because it has big sharp teeth!!
from David B., age 9, Crawfordsville, Indiana, USA; October 16, 2000

Iguanadon It's the only one mum can spell!!!! Ireally like postasookus!! Read this phonetically!
from RobertB, age 5, Carrickfergus, Co. Antrim, Northern Ireland; October 16, 2000

Alright, you have been hounding me for it, you have left rude messages on my handphone for this, you have pestered me for it. You have crashed my hotmail account for it, so here you have it, the one and only:

Interview with a Tyrannosaurus
A Dino Warz Exclusive

Bill: Alright, many people have been pestering me to tell them more about the three main attractions at Dino Warz, Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator.
Sue: Hi!
Bill: Thank you. Now, the question asked here are picked from my hotmail account. Ready?
Sue: Yes.
Bill: Alright, here goes, somebody asked you how you got recruited to do the show.
Sue: Oh, Bill found me at my museum and asked me if I was really a real T.Rex, (laughs coyly) I asked for his number and the rest is history.
Bill: Ok, somebody asked me how big you girls are.
Sue: Oh, I am 41 feet, 14,000 pounds.
Suzie: I am 39 feet, 13.000 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: I am he biggest at 54 feet, 18,750 pounds.
Sue: Just because you will ask, Tinker is 16 feet, 4,000 pounds. Just a little guy.
Bill: That's quite a lot. Now, are you all really sisters?
Sue: It's been a long while since we met, about 65million years.
But I am quite sure they are my sisters.
Bill: Another person also asked why T.Rexes are so popular, how can the raptors be more popular?
Sue-Imperator: Well, we are so popular because we are the coolest, meanest ad deadliest dino around. Forget those raptor arguments, as for the raptors being more popular, I can say DREAM ON!
Bill: Woah that's a lot. Now some people want to know why you keep winning.
Sue: Well, what can I say, I am good. You can read my book "Why I am so great" if you want to find out why.
Bill: Now, people have asked if you are a scavenger or a predator.
Sue: Why we are both, we scavenge and hunt. But with modern earth so clean, it's more profitable to hunt.
Bill: Now, Suzie, we know you as that mother Tyrannosaurus in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs. How was the production of the show.
Suzie: Well, the cast was delicious and easy to work with. Though the director rejected a "Jurassic Park" like scene where I take on 4 raptors. He only allowed me to chase one away in a scene. Sigh….. He also kept telling not to talk to the Ankylosaurus in that scene.
Bill: Well, so much for stardom. Sue-Imperator, you are clearly not a T.Rex.
Sue-Imperator: Well, yes, I am actually a Tyrannosaurus Imperator, a subspecies of rex.
Bill: Why don't you form a T.Imperator group?
Sue-Imperator: Well, nobody wanted to face me, so I joined Sue. We had a lot of fun together. And if I defend the T.Rex, I defend the Tyrannosaurids as a whole.
Bill: Ohh, some people insisted that Pachy-somethings are better than T.Rexes, is this true?
Sue: I don't think so, but the Pachys are sure delicious, if not a bit bony.
Bill: Ok, any further carrier prospects?
Sue: Well, I might be the Zoom Dinosaurs Mascot in the future.
After I eat all the Rex-Bashers there.
Suzie: I have been hired to work another Walking with Dinosaurs series. They have also recruited me for Jurassic Park 3, though the contracts are still pending. However, my latest job will be at the "T.Rex on Trail" exhibit at one of the museums, where I take the place of the robot T.Rex.
Sue-Imperator: I might work as Suzie's stunt double and for all those massive scale shots. Remember in the lost world, where a Tyrannosaurus stepped on this guy? As most Tyrannosaurus feet were too small to actually cover the entire guy, they had to call me in. Yes, I acted briefly in The Lost World.
Bill: Wow, I didn't know that. All right, before we go. Do you have anything to say?
Tyrannosaurus: YES, DON'T MESS WITH US OR WE WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!
YEAH!
Tinker: Mom, have you finished? I'm hungry!

The End
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

This is a repeat telecast for all you folks who keep asking me where to find Dino Warz 5.

Alright, you asked for it. Dino Warz returns for another explosive season. THe reason for the long break is mainy due to Sue's hospitalisation after her near-disasterous fight with Spinosaurus. We had to break to let her recover, but she still currently in the hospital. It's a good thing her younger sister Suzie will stand in for the time being. Well, here you have it:

DINO WARZ II
Raptor Ressurection

Bill: Well well well, we are back for another explosive season, Sue is still currently not well, but Suzie will stand in for her, Suzie?
Suzie: Hi Bill, hello everybody.
Bill: Well, we have Sue's less famous sister, Suzie. Quite an impressive animal herself.
Suzie: Why thank you.
Bill: Suzie is 39ft long, 13,500 pounds and best known for her role in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.
Suzie: Remember me?
Bill: Alright, we also have Sue-Imperator over here, 54 ft, 18,750 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: Hi, hello!
Bill: Alright. All this is fine, as usual, the hot favourites for this match are the Tyrannosaurus. Lets find out about the opposing force though.

Cut to Pachycelphalosaurus locker room.
Bill: Hi!
Pachys: Snort! What?
Bill: I understand you all want to fight the Tyrannosaurus again, why?
Pachys: Well, until recently, we have been feelin' down. But those very encouraging posts by Erion and Joe show that we could beat Tyrannosaurus, so we're trying.
Bill: You do know that Erion and Joe are just unbalanced Pachycelphalosaurus fans?
Pachys: Rubbish, bring those vixens on!
Bill: Are you really sure?
Pachy: Let's start!

Cut to deathmatch arena.
Bill: Alright, we have a herd of 20 Pachalo-somethings versus
Suzie. Lets watch!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I say the Pachys will win, because to Rexes totally *beep*
The Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth!
Stone Cold: The Pachys will win because-
The Rock: It dosen't matter what the Pachys do!
Bill: Shut up! I am trying to watch!


In the Ring
Refree: Alright, I have done this before, ready?
Figh-(boof!)Ahhhhhhh!
Bill: One of the Pachys have butted the refree, look at him fly! Ohhh I knew that guy!
Suzie: Common!
Pachy1: Alright! Take this! (Charges!Boof!)
Suzie: Err, what?
Pachy1: Hey? I thought Erion and Joe said we could kill T.Rex with one blow!
Pachy2: Yeah Erion, Joe, you lied!
Suzie: But I don't think my fans are lying when they say I can kill you with one bite!
Pachy1: Really?
Suzie: Yes
Pachy1: Try me-AHHGGHHH(CRUNCH-DIES)
Suzie: Believe me now?
Pachy2: Mabye we butted off more than we could handle.
Pachy5: Don't be stupid you numbskull-hey, a bit redundant, rite?
Suzie: Not for me (Crunch!)
Pachy5: You bit through my thick skull! Not possible!(Dies)
Suzie: Roar!
Pachy2,3: Lets charge her! (Lowers head and charges)
Suzie: Huh? (Bok!)
Pachy2,3: Where she go?
Suzie: Err, you butted each other? Ia m over HERE!
Pachy2,3: We're doomed! Ahhhhhh-(CRUNCH BITE SNORT! Dies)
Suzie: Roarrr!
Pachy4: I kill you! (Charges) Huh? missed?
Suzie: Yeah, I sidestepped. (Bites into his neck)
Pachy4: Yaaaaa(Head is severed, rolls into the crowd, who starts kicking it around.
David Beckham: This will make a good football.
Suzie: Hahahha
Pachy6: Why you! (Charges)
Suzie: They all do the same thing. (Sidesteps, trips and pins the Pachy under her foot.)
Pachy6: Ahhh! Nooooo! Ah-(Dies as Suzie stomps on his head, crushing it.)
Bill: Wow, look at his eyeballs fly, Rockets out of Sockets!
Yankie Pitcher: Hey a good baseball!
Suzie: Hahhahahahaha
Pachy7-10: Err, sorrie Suzie, you win.
Suzie: No, you got to pay.
Pachy7-10: For what?
Suzie: For that post on Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Pachy7-10: Heh heh, Er, W-What post?
Bill: Is it this one, flashes a message on the Jumbotron screen. Pachy7-10: NOOO DON'T DO THAT!
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Jumbotron Screen: Pachycelphalosaurus rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from Joe, age 24, ??????, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Champion: Pachycelphalosaurus Aponint: Fourty two T-rex's Why Pachycelphalosaurus is so much better than T-rex: One ram and a dead T-rex. Plant-eaters rule!! Pachycelphalosaurus was as smart as any Human acorrding to me. One swip of it's tail and, good-bye T-rex. A roar from a Pachycelphalosaurus and, a chill whould be sent though all the dinos. I vote for Pachy!!!!!!!!!11 from Erion, age 20, Salt Lake City, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Pachycelphalosaurus. He can beat a T-rex. T-rex is in the dump! T+Rex= The most Dumbest, Weakest, slow-moving dinosaur that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!! They can kill a Gigantosaurus, the T-rex's brother. So why can't they kill the T-rex? THEY CAN! One blow, and--- Dead T-rex!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-rex is not the most deadlyist, smartest, cooliest dino! The Troodon is the smartest! The Dienonychus is the deadlyest! The Pachy (my nick name for Pachycelphalosaurus) Is the COOLEST! I HATE SEEING THE T-REX ON EVERY DINO BOOK COVER! Dinosaur (the movie) Is cool, because it does not have a T-rex in it. IT DRIVES ME NUTS SEEING THE T-rex ON EVERY COVER ON A DINOSAUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!! from ?, age ?, ?, ????, ??????; October 14, 2000 ==========

Back at the ring

Suzie: THAT POST!
Pachy7-10: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Bill: Suzie has taken on and defeated 10 Pachyha-somethings. The other 10 are discussing their plan.
Suzie: Common Guys, hurry up!
Pachy11-20: Get her! (All charges)
Suzie: Hey! not fair!
Bill: The rules say not more than 3 opponents can engage Suzie at any one time. Stop it, you have ten!
Pachy11-20: You will have to stop us then-STOMP!-What the?
(Sue-Imperator stands in all here awesome bulk and size!)
Sue-Imperator: You broke the rules..ROAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Pachy11-20: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Erion,Joe: Not fair booooo AH-(Crunch! Dies)
Bill: The audience is adviced not to feed the animals.
Suzie: Slurp, I agree with that.
Bill: The Rexes have taken out all of the Pacha-Somethings. THey win!
Suzie, Sue-Imperator: Yayyy!
Bill: But wait, we have new opponents coming on!
Suzie: New opponents?

Ten minutes later:
(The arena doors open and smoke pours forth. A armoured truck pulls a cage into the ring. The doors of the cage open and their new opponents step forth.)
Suzie: What the?
Sue-Imperator: Not possible!
Raptors: YES! IT IS!
Suzie: But I though you were made extinct by us.
Raptors: Yes, but we were cloned by a few avid Raptor fans to face you again!
Suzie: Why you-
Bill: This will be a free for all fight involving Deinonychus, Velociraptor and the T.Rexes.
Suzie: Roarr! Unite sisters, there are two of us and 40 of them!
Sue: Make that 3 of us.
Suzie: SUE!
Sue-Imperator: SUE!
Sue: Hi, I have recovered fully and am ready for some butt-kicking! Raptors: Even Sue scan't save you!
Suzie: Sue happens to be the most powerful and skilled Tyrannosaurus Rex that ever lived, if you thought I was good on Walking with Dinosaurs, wait till you see Sue.
Raptors: No, we though you totally *beep* on Walking with Dinosaurs!
Suzie: Why you little! (Crunch!)
Velociraptor3: AHHHHH(Dies)
Alpha Deinonychus: Attack!
Alpha Velociraptor: Attack!
Sue: Kill em, kill em all!
Velociraptor4: Ahhhh! (Dies as Suzie steps on him, she contuines to pound his dead body.)
Deinonychus6: Yaaaa OHHH! (Dies as Sue-Imperator kicks him accidently, throwing him seventy five meters back!)
Velociraptor10: Noooo! Argghhh! (Dies as he leaps straight into the jaws of Sue, is broken into two in one snap!)
Deinonychus2: Urgghh (Dies as he is crushed underfoot by Sue.)
Bill: The raptors are going down like flies, they have narry scratched the Rexes!
Suzie: Take that, and that, and this! Insult my acting will ya? (Contuines to bite the bloody mush of her opponent.)
Raptors: Retreat!
Sue: We have them on the run! Pursue!
Suzie: Take this, and this, and this. (Starts jumping on the pulp that was the Velociraptor she killed eariler)
Sue Imperator: Stop it Suzie!
Suzie: But he's the punk that insulted my acting!
Sue: He's dead!
Suzie: Really?
Sue: Yes, you can stop now.
Raptors: Ha, you may have killed of half of us, but you cannot stop us forever, we will hack into Zoom Dinosaurs.com and destroy all of your files! We will remove you name from the Zoom Dinosaurs favourites list and add your votes to mine! We will track down all those who voted for you and kill them! We will make your life a living hell! Bragh ha ha ha ha!
Sue: I may the meanest dinosaur, but I wouldn't stoop so low!
Raptors: Say what you like! We are going off to be the king of dinosaurs now! ha ha ha-what the? (Ground starts to rumble!) Liopleurodon : (Bursts out of a manhole cover) Not on my watch!
Raptors: AHHHHHHH (BITE! CRUNCH, SMASH, GRIND, POKE, STAB, ARGGHHHH, NOOOOOO, SNAP DIES!)
Liopleurodon : Yummy!
Sue: What the?
Bill: At 25 meters long and 150 tons, Liopleurodon has no trouble with the raptors at all! He has eaten them!
Sue: Why did you help us?
Liopleurodon: As king of the seas, I face alot of idiots who say another animal is better. I am sick of that! As such, I understand how you feel.
Sue: Thank you!
Liopleurodon: Well, I got to go now. I have sensitive skin and sunburn easily. (Disappears down the manhole)
Sue: I guess that's it. We won.
Bill: Yes you did. Winner of Dino Warz 5, Tyrannosauru- (The arena doors open and hundreds of Deinonychus and Velociraptors rush in!)
Sue: Not again, it keeps happening!
Bill: Woah, stop!
Raptors: Die, Tyrannosaurus, die!
Unknown Figure in the shadows: Not so fast!
Raptors: What the?
Sue: Liopleurodon, is that you?
Tinker: (Walks out wearing a red headband and a machine gun, chains of ammo are draped around him.) No, it's me mama.
Sue: Tinker! Stay out of this!
Tinker: But mum! John Rambo wasn't feeling well today, so he told me to help him out!
Sue: Tinker, its dangerous!
Raptors: Might as well die now, we will hunt you down and kill you!
Sue: Go back to the lab, Robert T. Bakker must be worried sick about you!
Tinker: No mum, now you nasty raptors! Back off!
Raptors: HAHAHAH you don't scare us like John Rambo!
Tinker: Leave my mama alone!
Sue: Tinker......
Raptors: Ha ha ha ha Funny, funny! ha ha ha ha ha
Tinker: Alright, you asked for it! HIYE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Starts firing his machine gun like John Rambo. Spent shells fly everywhere)
Raptor: Arrghhh! Shot by a kid! Nooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Rattatattattatatattatatat, their bodies shake convulsively as bullets slam into them. Dies!)
Bill: The raptors are all dead! The Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: WHO IS THE BADDEST, MEANEST AND THE DEADILEST AROUND?
Tyrannosaurus: WE ARE! YA, COMMON, BRING IT ON, YEAH, TRY US!
Tinker: And you can see me at Kidrex.com
John Rambo: Err, hey buddy, can I have my machine gun back now?

The end!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Repeat Telecast, Earth, Deathmatch Arena 9; October 16, 2000

T-REX, COS HE WAS VERY POWERFUL AND HE IS GOOOOoooDDD
from Limy, age 12, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T.rex is gooooooodddddddddd!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T.Rex, wo men yong yan zi chi ni!
from Gou Shu S., age 14, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Tyrannosaurus, even babies agree. I put a raptor toy, a T.Rex toy, a Stego toy and a Pachy toy in front of my baby cousion. This was the first time he was introduced to dinosaurs. He went straight for the Rex.
from Shain W., age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 15, 2000

Oww! Look at all the raptor bashing we have been geting. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. T.Rex rulez, Raptors droolz!
from Goh Cheng L., age 11, Malacca, ?, Malaysia; October 15, 2000

You talking to me, yeah you, you talking to me? Well, I tell you. Tyrannosaurus is the best dinosaur in the world, yeh, ya heard me right, the best.
from The Taxi Driver, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Now I am voting Tyrannosaurus. All you punks better agree with me!
from The Godfather, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Tyrannosaurus Rex is a better dinosaur. Now all raptor fans, please look here, I have to conduct an eye exam. (Take out memory messer something something)(ZAP!) Now, Tyrannosaurus is your favourite dinosaur, you do not like the raptors. Go to zoom dinosaurs and vote for Tyrannosaurus.
from Agent Kay, age ?, Classified, Classified, Classified; October 15, 2000

The difference between T.Rex and the other dinosaurs, T.Rex makes it look GOOOODDDD.
from "Slick" Agent Jay, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

This is pathetic, resistance is futile. The closest dinosaur is Triceratops, which is far behind at 500 votes. T.Rex has 2100 votes on the other hand. Give it up lah. I choose T.Rex as my favourite. I used to like the Raptors until I came to this page. It totally destroyed any of my doubts as to who was the best dino in the world. The raptors are stuck playing second fiddle forever.
from Redhawk, age 12, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 15, 2000

Common, give us another Dino Warz eposide! I am voting T.Rex! How about the next fight T.Rex vs Carcharodontosaurus?
from Maxie. T, age 7, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

There's no stopping Tyrannosaurus. You T.Rex bashers keep that in mind.
from Ronand Jr, age 8, NY, ?, America; October 15, 2000

Yayyy, another Dino Warz eposide! I vote Tyrannosaurus, I vote Sue!
from Amisaki Huroshima, age 9, Osaka, ?, Japan; October 15, 2000

Alright, somebody is finally bashing back. I guess the more you hate T.Rex, the more votes will pour in supporting T.Rex. They just can't win. Too bad. Vote T.Rex!
from Jamie.T, age 10, Salt Lake City, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T-Rex man, it rocks! It took out the Raptors in Dino Warz.
from Stickdeath, age 14, ?, England, Europe; October 15, 2000

Ha ha another Dino Warz installment. That installment was well timed after the Rex bashing we've been getting. I think Sue-Imperator is my favourite Dino Warz T.Rex. She is the biggest and buckwildest.Here's to all you T.Rex fans! Keep voting!
from Stan. P, age 13, Turkey, ?, East Europe; October 15, 2000

T-Rex, it is the smartest, meanest and deadilest. I like the part when Suzie started stomping on the Velociraptor that insulted her. That was very funny. I think Suzie is my favourite T-Rex. Sue and Sue-Imperator may be bigger, but I think Suzie is the most endearing. Tinker is one cute guy also.
from Grace. L, age 11, ?, Denver, ?; October 15, 2000

T.Rex cos it rulez!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Tyrannosaurus Rex. Hey, all the T.Rexes except Tinker in Dino Warz ae girls, GIRL POWER!
from Powerpuff, age 12, ?, ?, America; October 15, 2000

Thanks Coolcat. You can see me in eposide six of Walking With Dinosaurs. "Death of a Dynasty" I was that female Tyrannosaurus. Don't worry, I am alright. I was acting that death scene out only. My three kids are also fine. Some people thought it was cruel to use infant dinosaurs to flim this documentry. But my kids were pretty cool about it. You can check out my sister Sue also.
from Suzie, age 67,454,745, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Oh boy, another T.Rex deathmatch. Ha ha, here's one more vote for T.Rex.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Alright, you asked for it. Dino Warz returns for another explosive season. THe reason for the long break is mainy due to Sue's hospitalisation after her near-disasterous fight with Spinosaurus. We had to break to let her recover, but she still currently in the hospital. It's a good thing her younger sister Suzie will stand in for the time being. Well, here you have it:

DINO WARZ II
Raptor Ressurection

Bill: Well well well, we are back for another explosive season, Sue is still currently not well, but Suzie will stand in for her, Suzie?
Suzie: Hi Bill, hello everybody.
Bill: Well, we have Sue's less famous sister, Suzie. Quite an impressive animal herself.
Suzie: Why thank you.
Bill: Suzie is 39ft long, 13,500 pounds and best known for he role in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.
Suzie: Remember me?
Bill: Alright, we also have Sue-Imperator over here, 54 ft, 18,750 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: Hi, hello!
Bill: Alright. All this is fine, as usual, the hot favourites for this match are the Tyrannosaurus. Lets find out about the opposing force though.

Cut to Pachycelphalosaurus locker room.
Bill: Hi!
Pachys: Snort! What?
Bill: I understand you all want to fight the Tyrannosaurus again, why?
Pachys: Well, until recently, we have been feelin' down. But those very encouraging posts by Erion and Joe show that we could beat Tyrannosaurus, so we're trying.
Bill: You do know that Erion and Joe are just unbalanced Pachycelphalosaurus fans?
Pachys: Rubbish, bring those vixens on!
Bill: Are you really sure?
Pachy: Let's start!

Cut to deathmatch arena.
Bill: Alright, we have a herd of 20 Pachalo-somethings versus
Suzie. Lets watch!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I say the Pachys will win, because to Rexes totally *beep*
The Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth!
Stone Cold: The Pachys will win because-
The Rock: It dosen't matter what the Pachys do!
Bill: Shut up! I am trying to watch!

In the Ring
Refree: Alright, I have done this before, ready?
Figh-(boof!)Ahhhhhhh!
Bill: One of the Pachys have butted the refree, look at him fly! Ohhh I knew that guy!
Suzie: Common!
Pachy1: Alright! Take this! (Charges!Boof!)
Suzie: Err, what?
Pachy1: Hey? I thought Erion and Joe said we could kill T.Rex with one blow!
Pachy2: Yeah Erion, Joe, you lied!
Suzie: But I don't think my fans are lying when they say I can kill you with one bite!
Pachy1: Really?
Suzie: Yes
Pachy1: Try me-AHHGGHHH(CRUNCH-DIES)
Suzie: Believe me now?
Pachy2: Mabye we butted off more than we could handle.
Pachy5: Don't be stupid you numbskull-hey, a bit redundant, rite?
Suzie: Not for me (Crunch!)
Pachy5: You bit through my thick skull! Not possible!(Dies)
Suzie: Roar!
Pachy2,3: Lets charge her! (Lowers head and charges)
Suzie: Huh? (Bok!)
Pachy2,3: Where she go?
Suzie: Err, you butted each other? Ia m over HERE!
Pachy2,3: We're doomed! Ahhhhhh-(CRUNCH BITE SNORT! Dies) Suzie: Roarrr!
Pachy4: I kill you! (Charges) Huh? missed?
Suzie: Yeah, I sidestepped. (Bites into his neck)
Pachy4: Yaaaaa(Head is severed, rolls into the crowd, who starts kicking it around.
David Beckham: This will make a good football.
Suzie: Hahahha
Pachy6: Why you! (Charges)
Suzie: They all do the same thing. (Sidesteps, trips and pins the Pachy under her foot.)
Pachy6: Ahhh! Nooooo! Ah-(Dies as Suzie stomps on his head, crushing it.)
Bill: Wow, look at his eyeballs fly, Rockets out of Sockets!
Yankie Pitcher: Hey a good baseball!
Suzie: Hahhahahahaha
Pachy7-10: Err, sorrie Suzie, you win.
Suzie: No, you got to pay.
Pachy7-10: For what?
Suzie: For that post on Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Pachy7-10: Heh heh, Er, W-What post?
Bill: Is it this one, flashes a message on the Jumbotron screen.
Pachy7-10: NOOO DON'T DO THAT!
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Jumbotron Screen:
Pachycelphalosaurus rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from Joe, age 24, ??????, ???, ???; October 14, 2000

---------------------------- Champion: Pachycelphalosaurus Aponint: Fourty two T-rex's Why Pachycelphalosaurus is so much better than T-rex: One ram and a dead T-rex. Plant-eaters rule!! Pachycelphalosaurus was as smart as any Human acorrding to me. One swip of it's tail and, good-bye T-rex. A roar from a Pachycelphalosaurus and, a chill whould be sent though all the dinos. I vote for Pachy!!!!!!!!!11
from Erion, age 20, Salt Lake City, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Pachycelphalosaurus. He can beat a T-rex. T-rex is in the dump! T+Rex= The most Dumbest, Weakest, slow-moving dinosaur that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!! They can kill a Gigantosaurus, the T-rex's brother. So why can't they kill the T-rex? THEY CAN! One blow, and--- Dead T-rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-rex is not the most deadlyist, smartest, cooliest dino! The Troodon is the smartest! The Dienonychus is the deadlyest! The Pachy (my nick name for Pachycelphalosaurus) Is the COOLEST! I HATE SEEING THE T-REX ON EVERY DINO BOOK COVER! Dinosaur (the movie) Is cool, because it does not have a T-rex in it. IT DRIVES ME NUTS SEEING THE T-rex ON EVERY COVER ON A DINOSAUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
from ?, age ?, ?, ????, ???; October 14, 2000 ========

Back at the ring

Suzie: THAT POST!
Pachy7-10: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Bill: Suzie has taken on and defeated 10 Pachyha-somethings. The other 10 are discussing their plan.
Suzie: Common Guys, hurry up!
Pachy11-20: Get her! (All charges)
Suzie: Hey! not fair!
Bill: The rules say not more than 3 opponents can engage Suzie at any one time. Stop it, you have ten!
Pachy11-20: You will have to stop us then-STOMP!-What the? (Sue-Imperator stands in all here awesome bulk and size!)
Sue-Imperator: You broke the rules..ROAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Pachy11-20: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Erion,Joe: Not fair booooo AH-(Crunch! Dies)
Bill: The audience is adviced not to feed the animals.
Suzie: Slurp, I agree with that.
Bill: The Rexes have taken out all of the Pacha-Somethings. THey win!
Suzie, Sue-Imperator: Yayyy!
Bill: But wait, we have new opponents coming on!
Suzie: New opponents?

Ten minutes later:
(The arena doors open and smoke pours forth. A armoured truck pulls a cage into the ring. The doors of the cage open and their new opponents step forth.)
Suzie: What the?
Sue-Imperator: Not possible!
Raptors: YES! IT IS!
Suzie: But I though you were made extinct by us.
Raptors: Yes, but we were cloned by a few avid Raptor fans to face you again!
Suzie: Why you-
Bill: This will be a free for all fight involving Deinonychus, Velociraptor and the T.Rexes.
Suzie: Roarr! Unite sisters, there are two of us and 40 of them!
Sue: Make that 3 of us.
Suzie: SUE!
Sue-Imperator: SUE!
Sue: Hi, I have recovered fully and am ready for some butt-kicking!
Raptors: Even Sue scan't save you!
Suzie: Sue happens to be the most powerful and skilled
Tyrannosaurus Rex that ever lived, if you thought I was good on Walking with Dinosaurs, wait till you see Sue.
Raptors: No, we though you totally *beep* on Walking with Dinosaurs!
Suzie: Why you little! (Crunch!)
Velociraptor3: AHHHHH(Dies)
Alpha Deinonychus: Attack!
Alpha Velociraptor: Attack!
Sue: Kill em, kill em all!
Velociraptor4: Ahhhh! (Dies as Suzie steps on him, she contuines to pound his dead body.)
Deinonychus6: Yaaaa OHHH! (Dies as Sue-Imperator kicks him accidently, throwing him seventy five meters back!)
Velociraptor10: Noooo! Argghhh! (Dies as he leaps straight into the jaws of Sue, is broken into two in one snap!)
Deinonychus2: Urgghh (Dies as he is crushed underfoot by Sue.)
Bill: The raptors are going down like flies, they have narry scratched the Rexes!
Suzie: Take that, and that, and this! Insult my acting will ya?
(Contuines to bite the bloody mush of her opponent.)
Raptors: Retreat!
Sue: We have them on the run! Pursue!
Suzie: Take this, and this, and this. (Starts jumping on the pulp that was the Velociraptor she killed eariler)
Sue Imperator: Stop it Suzie!
Suzie: But he's the punk that insulted my acting!
Sue: He's dead!
Suzie: Really?
Sue: Yes, you can stop now.
Raptors: Ha, you may have killed of half of us, but you cannot stop us forever, we will hack into Zoom Dinosaurs.com and destroy all of your files! We will remove you name from the Zoom Dinosaurs favourites list and add your votes to mine! We will track down all those who voted for you and kill them! We will make your life a living hell! Bragh ha ha ha ha!
Sue: I may the meanest dinosaur, but I wouldn't stoop so low!
Raptors: Say what you like! We are going off to be the king of dinosaurs now! ha ha ha-what the? (Ground starts to rumble!)
Liopleurodon : (Bursts out of a manhole cover) Not on my watch!
Raptors: AHHHHHHH (BITE! CRUNCH, SMASH, GRIND, POKE, STAB, ARGGHHHH, NOOOOOO, SNAP DIES!)
Liopleurodon : Yummy!
Sue: What the?
Bill: At 25 meters long and 150 tons, Liopleurodon has no trouble with the raptors at all! He has eaten them!
Sue: Why did you help us?
Liopleurodon: As king of the seas, I face alot of idiots who say another animal is better. I am sick of that! As such, I understand how you feel.
Sue: Thank you!
Liopleurodon: Well, I got to go now. I have sensitive skin and sunburn easily. (Disappears down the manhole)
Sue: I guess that's it. We won.
Bill: Yes you did. Winner of Dino Warz 5, Tyrannosauru-
(The arena doors open and hundreds of Deinonychus and Velociraptors rush in!)
Sue: Not again, it keeps happening!
Bill: Woah, stop!
Raptors: Die, Tyrannosaurus, die!
Unknown Figure in the shadows: Not so fast!
Raptors: What the?
Sue: Liopleurodon, is that you?
Tinker: (Walks out wearing a red headband and a machine gun, chains of ammo are draped around him.) No, it's me mama.
Sue: Tinker! Stay out of this!
Tinker: But mum! John Rambo wasn't feeling well today, so he told me to help him out!
Sue: Tinker, its dangerous!
Raptors: Might as well die now, we will hunt you down and kill you!
Sue: Go back to the lab, Robert T. Bakker must be worried sick about you!
Tinker: No mum, now you nasty raptors! Back off!
Raptors: HAHAHAH you don't scare us like John Rambo!
Tinker: Leave my mama alone!
Sue: Tinker......
Raptors: Ha ha ha ha Funny, funny! ha ha ha ha ha
Tinker: Alright, you asked for it! HIYE YAAAAAAAAAA
(Starts firing his machine gun like John Rambo. Spent shells fly everywhere)
Raptor: Arrghhh! Shot by a kid! Nooooo!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Rattatattattatatattatatat, their bodies shake convulsively as bullets slam into them. Dies!)
Bill: The raptors are all dead! The Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: WHO IS THE BADDEST, MEANEST AND THE DEADILEST AROUND?
Tyrannosaurus: WE ARE! YA, COMMON, BRING IT ON, YEAH, TRY US!
Tinker: And you can see me at Kidrex.com
John Rambo: Err, hey buddy, can I have my machine gun back now?

The end!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Dino Warz, Modern Earth, Deathmatch Arena 9; October 15, 2000

this hurts! trex rules! for you suzie, juz to show you i'm a good sport.
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

ROAAARR! How dare you insult the king, I mean Queen. ROAAAAAARRRRR! All you Pachy Fans...DIE! (CRUNCH BITE SNORT AHHHHHH SMASH) Yummy! ROAAARRRRRR! WHO ELSE DARES TO MESS WITH SUE???
from Sue, age 67,564,234, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Any self respecting Paleontologist respects Tyrannosaurus for being the top predator of its time. It's a sad thing you kids do not know how to advance you favoured species of Dinosauria. Really sad, really sad.
from Leving of the Cambridge Paleontologist Department., age 24, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T.Rex, he's da man, da man!
from Damean, age 14, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Mabye you americans are at odds with your times. But instead of declining in popularity, Tyrannosaurus has slowly and steadily increased in fame worldwide. Tyrannosaurus is the hot favourite of all asian countries and in China, which makes up a quarter of the population, Tyrannosaurus is the favourite of up to seventy percent of the youth. I chide your puny attempts to dethrone the King. You are working aginst the whole world. I have noticed most of the Asian votes posted here are for Tyrannosaurus. HA!
from Honkie Tong Ka Fong Fransis Ong Su Ka, age 16, Sinagpore, Asia, Singapura; October 15, 2000

I like purple dinosaurs. I don't know if any ever existed, but PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR! I hope there was a purple dinosaur. Dinosaurs are the COOLEST ANIMAL EVER!!!!! I love your web site!! I love you!
from Dante B, age 3, Quakertown, PA, USA; October 15, 2000

Velociraptor-and t-rex can go to hell
from Anthony L., age 13, corcoran, u.s.a, Cal.; October 15, 2000

Styracosaurus;because I think that all his horns are cool and because he is related to the Triceratops,another cool dinosaur.he is a very nice dinosaur!
from Andrew B, age 10, Clifton Park (near Albany), New york, United States; October 15, 2000

Spinosaurus- its cool and it has a fin on its back. and t-rexs can go to !#@
from Chris B., age 11, Corcoran, U.S.A, Cal.; October 15, 2000

Dude I hate trex!If I, Happening Coolcat, hear that name one more time I'll barf! Yo get rid of trex,and put all his votes in raptr's votes. Raptr is da bomb! trex stinks!
from Coolcat, age 5,000,000, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Triceratops - because it's small like me.
from Katie, age 4, ?, ?, England; October 15, 2000

Brachiosaurus - because he's very tall like me.
from Chris, age 6, ?, ?, England; October 15, 2000

Well, both Sue and I were surfing this WebPage when we came across some pretty nasty messages dissin' Sue. Sue had decided to take affirmative action. So watch out, here comes:

Dino Warz7
The Bird Mimic Menace

1:56 PM 10/18/00, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China

Bill: Greetings from China folks!
Sue: Hello!
Suzie: Hi!
Sue Imperator: Hello everybody!
Bill: Now, we are live, on location in Xu Jia Village, in the Yan'an province. This peaceful mountain village is well known for it's numerous dinosaur fossils. Lets interview Dr. Levine, a famous paleontologist.
Levine: Hello everybody.
Bill: Now, Dr Levine, what are you doing here in China?
Levine: Well, I am here on an fossil expedition, but I have received a invation to give a talk at the nearby Siang Rong Primary School.
Bill: Really? How are the kids?
Levine: They are not bad, they know surprisingly much about dinosaurs, in fact, one quarter of all dinosaur finds are made in China!
Bill: Is that true?
Levine: I'll say it's. Currently, I am also doing a dig here, we have uncovered something.
Bill: Ah, I see it, what is it, some Tyrannosaur like Tarbosaurus.
Sue: Na, it dosen't look like my relative, it's some kind of allosaur.
Levine: I believe you are right Sue. Bill, you are badly deluded, its actually a Yangchuanosaurus- a type of allosaur.
Bill: Okay....who do you have with you?
Levine: He's Dr Wu, a famous Chinese Paleontologist. He has been following the Dino Warz really closely.
Bill: Hi Mr Wu.
Levine: He only speaks chinese, the translator is away.
Bill: Nevermind, we have Honkie Tong, he can speak chinese.
Honkie Tong: What? Me?
Bill: Well, you are Honkie Tong right, so you are Honkie, therefore, you must be from Hong Kong!
Honkie Tong: I am from Singapore Lah! I speak chinese, but I speak
Singlish better!
Bill: Whatever.....Help me out okay?
Honkie Tong: No problem.
Bill: Good afternoon
Honkie Tong: Wu an ni hao.
Wu: Ni yeh hao.
Honkie Tong: He says good afternoon too.
Bill: Ask him what he thinks of T.Rex.
Honkie Tong: Ni wei "T.Rex" zhe ker kong long you sum mer gan siang?
Wu: T.Rex ze ker kong long...Hao! Hao! Zui Hao der kong long!
Honkie Tong: He says T.Rex is the best dinosaur in the worlds.
Bill: Ask him what he thinks of Gallimimus?
Honkie Tong: Ni wei "Gallimimus" zhe ker kong long you sum mer gan siang?
Wu: Gallimimus? Bu hao! Hun dan, pen dan!
Bill: What did he say?
Honkie Tong: You don't wanna know.........
Bill: Never mind, lets interview the Tyrannosauruses......

Ten minutes later:
Bill: For all of you who don't know what's going on, Sue and her team of Tyrannosaurus are going to engage the bird mimics:
Sue: Hi...
Bill: Well Sue, why did you choose this place to fight Gallimimus?
Sue: Well, firstly, I am not too happy with the this post on the internet:

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X again! This goes to all the T-rex lovers. Gallimimus is better than T-rex! Facts about T-rex:He walks around eating. No wonder he had a hard time getting up! Here's another vote for Gallimimus! I bet people vote for T-rex just to go along with a fad! There were a bunch of other dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws. You know, T-rex isn't interesting at all! He's just a skum bag! Ha Ha HA!
from Kylie K., age 9, Hunt Valley, Gallimimus' land, KYLIE's LAND; October 17, 2000

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Bill: Okay......
Sue: But this post made me choose to hold the contest here.......

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Note: Personal attacks on people will not be printed (but you can attack any dinosaur you wish)!
We the students of Siang Rong Primary School in the People's Republic of China strongly and vermently disagree with Kylie's statement. The favourite Dinosaur of China is Tyannosaurus, followed by Yangchaunosaurus and Tarbosaurus. We find the insults to Tyrannosaurus by Kylie very personal. Holding Gallimimus over Tyrannosaurus is a grave insult to us. from Yang Z., Tao F., Fu S., age 11,12,10, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China; October 17, 2000

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Bill: Okay.......
Sue: Even after the defeat of the Raptors, some people still insult me and my fans, well, I am going to settle any differences between my fans and the Gallimimus fans!
Bill: And how are you going to do that?
Sue: We are going to settle this the old dinosaur way, first guy to
die.....LOSES!
Bill: Well, we are going to interview the Bird Mimics now......
Bird Mimic room:

Bill: Hello! OUCH! DON'T PECK ME YOU SLAGS!
Gallimimuses: Sorry, chicken instinct.
Bill: Well, why do you want to fight Tyrannosaurus....I mean, they are the champions of the dinosaurs and the outmass you at least by 200 times a piece? Why are you doing this?
Gallimimuses: Well, after seeing that post from Kylie, it convinced us we SHOULD be the king of dinosaurs! Kylie, WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE OUR BIGGEST FAN!
Bill: Okay....But don't you think you should be realistic?
Gallimimuses: What do you mean? We can beat T.Rex.
Bill: Whatever you say...OUCH! DON'T PECK ME YOU SLAGS!-seesh! What makes
you think you can win?
Gallimimuses: Because we are have the legs of a Greyhound.
Gallimimuses: Because we have the agility of a Monkey.
Gallimimuses: Because we have the senses of a Wolf.
Bill: Yeah, and the heart of a Chicken!

2:27 PM 10/18/00, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province

Bill: Well well well, it looks like we are ready to rumble. (Pointing at
field) The fight will take place at that field over there.
Honkie Tong: I say the Tyrannosaurus will win, no questions about that!
Levine: I agree, to think otherwise will be to be badly decluded.
Kylie: Naa, Gallimimus will win, I have faith in them!
Levine: Then you are badly deluded........
Bill: Now now, no personal insults!
Levine: That is not a personal insul-
Honkie Tong: Hush, they are starting

. In the deathmatch field:

Sue: Sisters are you ready?
Suzie: All systems go.
Sue-Imperator: Check!
Alpha Gallimimus: Gallimimuses are you ready?
Gallimimus herd: Errr, we feel like going to the toliet!
Alpha Gallimimus: Not now!
Bill: Looks like they are ready to Ruuummmble! 50 Gallimimus on 3 Tyrannosaurus!
Refree: Alright! Ready? GET SET? GO!
Sue: Charge!
Gallimimus: Charge!
Refree: Wait till I get out of the way! AHHHHHHH! (Gets trampled, dies.)
Bill: Ohhh, I knew that guy!
Sue: ROARR! (Kills one Gallimimus with one bite, flings his body into the air)
Suzie: Roarr! (Kicks one Gallimimus to the ground, stomps on him)
Sue Imperator: ROAAAAAARRRR! (Kills one Gallimimus by frightening him to death)
Alpha Gallimimus: Peck them! Peck them! (Starts pecking)
Sue: Ha ha ha, that tickles!
Suzie: What losers! (Stomps and crushes Gallimimus pecking her feet, kicks another into a mangled mass,)
Bill: The Gallimimus are going down like flies, this is no fight!
Sue Imperator: Roarrrrr! (Sweeps fifteen Gallimimus off their feet with her tail.)
Gallimimuses: AHHHHHHH! (Dies as Sue Imperator crushes them)

(The battlefield is a mess, broken and dismembered bodies of Gallimimus lie everywhere. Some of them are so badly mauled, they exist only as pulp. A red haze of blood hangs in the air. The Tyrannosauruses are standing in the middle, with their snouts and claws coated with Gallimimus blood. The ten surviving Gallimimuses retreat to one corner)

Kylie: Oh no.
Honkie Tong: Can I borrow your mobile phone, I got a friend who owes me 500 bucks from betting on this game.
Bill: Well, it looks like the Gallimimus are working a plan out...not that it matters.
Levine: Hey, where are the Tyrannosauruses?
(Sure enough, the Tyrannosauruses are no longer present in the battlefield.)
Honkie Tong: Could it be.....
Levine: The Tyrannosaurus are ambush hunters......
Bill: Are you saying the Tyrannosaurus ran away after they almost won? Levine: No, T.Rex doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt.
Bill: Where have I heard that before.
Levine: I suspect the Gallimimuses were such pushovers, T.Rex viewed fighting them as feeding time.
Bill: Is that a bad thing?
Levine: For the Gallimimus, yes.

On the field:

Gallimimus1: Hey, where is our leader?
Gallimimus3: He's dead!
Gallimimus4: What, the Rexes got him?
Gallimimus3: Well, kinda he wet himself to death!
Gallimimus2: I know why out plan failed, because our plan was "run up and peck them!"
Gallimimus7: Well, do you have any better plan?
Gallimimus2: Yes, here is the new plan, we run up and peck them!
Gallimimus7: It's the same plan!
Gallimimus2: No, after we peck them, we run away!
Gallimimus8: Hey, that's a good plan! Way didn't we think of that!
Gallimimus2: Because I am the smartest Gallimimus in the world, I am as smart as a chicken!
Gallimimuses: WOWWW! You're kidding!
Gallimimus2: No I'm not, I am really THAT smart!
Gallimimus3: Let's do it! (The animals turn around to face an battlefield devoid of any Tyrannosaurus)
Gallimimus2: Hey, where'd they go?
Gallimimus3: They're gone!
Gallimimus4: We've to find them!
Gallimimus2: All you guys, spread out and look for them, they must be hiding in the forest!
Gallimimus10: Why don't you go?
Gallimimus2: Because if I die, you guys will have no plan and you will all die too.
Gallimimus7: Oh all right, we'll go! (Strides off into the forest, leaving
Gallimimus2 in the field)

A few minutes later:

Gallimimus3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Some trees shake in the distance)
Gallimimus2: What's happening? What's going on?
Gallimimus4: Something's got Galli3, I am head- OH NO AHHHHHHHHH! (Some trees shake in the distance)
Gallimimus6: 3 and 4 are gone, No trace left of them-(Another scream breaks the tension)-8 has bought it too!
Gallimimus1: It's too creepy, I have lost all contact with 3,4 and 8. Something's in the forest, I REPEAT, something's killing us!
Gallimimus6: Wait- I see something! Sue-ahhhhhhhhhh! NOOOOOO! (Some more trees shake)
Gallimimus2: Sue, what sue?
Gallimimus1: Sue the Tyrannosaur!
Gallimimus2: (Swallows hard) Okay guys, get your butt out of there! (The entire forest comes alive as the Gallimimus make a hasty retreat. More screams break the silence of the forest)
Gallimimus1: The T.Rexes are real close, I saw one 50 yards away, she came up and disarmed me!
Gallimimus2: What are you talking about? You don't have a weapon.
Gallimimus1: No, she got my arm! (Shows Gallimimus2 bleeding stump, then dies.)
Gallimimus2: Oh no, is this all that is left, two of you?
Survivors: Yes, they slaughtered us like sheep!
Gallimimus5: Any ideas?
Gallimimus2: I have this pistol! And 3 bullets!
Gallimimus9: 3 bullets won't stop that thing!
Gallimimus2: Who said these bullets are for them? These three bullets are for the three of us, a quick, painless death is nothing compaired to what those Tyrannosaurs will do to us!
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Sue: Hey Suzie, you got the last three? (Steps out into the field with her sisters)
Suzie: Naa, I didn't.
Sue Imperator: Neither did I.
Sue: Then where are they? Oh I see....( Stares at the crumples bodies of the last three Gallimimuses.)
Suzie: They took themselves out instead of letting us do it!
Bill: Just as well, looks like the Tyrannosaurus win again!
Kylie: I wouldn't say that just yet.
Bill: Why do you say so?
Honkie Tong: Look! (Points at a huge ostrich dinosaurs striding in)
Levine: It can't be.....
Honkie Tong: What on earth is that?
Levine: Deinocherius....... I though I would be an ostrich dinosaur, I was right.
Bill: Err Sue, the contest is still not over?
Sue: What??
Alpha Deinocherius: We will avenge our brothers! (Charges Sue and holds her neck in his neck, bringing her down)
Sue: (Not expecting the attack) What? What are you, another man made species?
Deinocherius1: No, we are the Deinocherius!
Sue-Imperator: Get off my sister! (Rams into him, sending him skittering)
Sue: Thanks (Getting up)
Bill: Look at those things, there are three of them and they are as big as the rexes!)
Deinocherius1: Attack!
Sue: Attack!
Suzie: Argh! (Shierks in alarm as Deinocherius2 gives her a kick in the flank, she stumbles, then goes down!)
Sue-Imperator: No, Suzie- Ar-( A powerful kick by Deinocherius3 tumbles her)
Sue: No! (Doges a kick by Deinocherius1, bites back, tearing into his shoulder)
Deinocherius1: Why you..... (Kicks her, breaking a rib)
Sue: Gasp-(Goes down hard)
Deinocherius1: Finally, a Tyrannosaur at our feet, the bird mimics rule!
Sue-Imperator: Not on my watch! (Springs up and delivers a amazing kangeroo style double kick, blasting Deinocherius3 back 25 yards to the ground.)
Deinocherius3: Arghh! (Falls down and snaps his neck, lies motionless)
Deinocherius1,2: You'll pay for this. (They start kicking her, ostrich style, Sue-Imperator tries to fight back but is hopelessly swarmed, one kick lands on her head and her fiery eyes fade. She is knocked cold and hits the ground.
Suzie: Nooo! (Gets up to face the Deinocherius)
Sue: I must have busted my ankle...wheeze (Attempts to get up but fails)
Deinocherius1,2: Resistance is fultile lousy actress Suzie!
Sue: Ha, you have just made a fatal mistake.....
Deinocherius1,2: And what may that be?
Sue: Never insult Suzie's acting.
Suzie: YOU PUNK! ROARRRRRRR! (Charges)
Deinocherius1,2: Huh? (Confused, attempt to kick her)
Suzie: DIEEEEE! DIEEEE! (Doges a kick by Deinocherius2, sinks her teeth into his neck and starks swinging him like a rag doll.)
Deinocherius2: AHHHHHH! Help- gakkkkkk (Dies as his neck snaps, his head,
along with a good half of his neck, is severed and sent flying.)
Deinocherius1: Nooo! You will pay for this someday! (Starts to run away.)
Sue: Not so fast! (Grabs his foot with her jaw and bites down, ripping it off.)
Deinocherius1: Nooo! (Falls, at the mercy of Suzie)
Suzie: ROARRR! (Jumps up and onto his body)
Deinocherius1: ARGHHHH! Braggg! (His abdomen ruptures and send coils of his intestine spilling out like pale snakes. Dies)
Suzie: ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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3:49 PM 10/18/00
Sue: Sue-Imperator? Sue-Imperator?
Sue-Imperator: Wha-wha? (Opens her eyes slowly as she wakes up)
Suzie: Phew, I though she bought it!
Bill: Well, it's offical, the Tyrannosaurus won again!
Sue: Well, just as well, starts limping from the field.
Suzie: Common, lets go!
Sue-Imperator: Where? Where are you girls headed for?
Sue: Common, we promised the students of Siang Rong Primary School we'll pay them a visit, we have a lot of fans in there!
Sue-Imperator: Well, wait for me! Ow! darn Deinocherius, still hurts! (Head for the school)
Honkie Tong: Hey Kylie, you owe my 500 bucks.
Kylie: I do not, I did not bet on anything!
Honkie Tong, yes you did! Pay up!
Kylie: Will not you stinker!
Levine: Well, it's back to work for me, it has been fun.
Bill: It looks like a happy ending.....for the Tyrannosaurus at least, this is Billy Macdraw, signing out!

End

*To my counterparts in China, thanks for your chinese translations! The chinese words were done by Zheng Xinwen. Thanks for the support. Also to my friends in Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China, of Siang Rong Primary School. Please forgive Kylie, but we Americans are a fair bit more loose with out words, please take no offence. This story was written to honour you guys, T.Rex supporters across the globe! Special thanks also going out to JC for letting this through.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Xu Jia Gou Village, Death Match Field, China; October 18, 2000

I find T.Rex is the best. Thank you and have a nice day.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

Kylie, I am at odds with your statement. I do believe Tyrannosaurus is a better and ecologically more important species of Dinosauria.
from Levine, age 24, Cambridge, ?, England; October 17, 2000

T.Rex rulez, he could squash Gallimimus underfoot!
from Finkysaurus Girl, age 12, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

See lah, see Kylie, see what you have done. ATTENTION! YOU PEOPLE BETTER BE CIVILIZED! RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE, but you don't have to respect their DINOSAURS! LET'S PARTY, WOOOHOOOOO! ALRIGHT! YEAH! (And while you are at it, please put in one vote for Tyrannosaurus!)
from Honkie Tong, age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 17, 2000

I propose we allow civillised personal "attacks" As a guideline, this is totally unaccepable: Way1 $#@, you totally @$! Your Gallimimus is a ###### YOU CHICKEN BRAIN! Way2 This however, should be passed through: Kylie, I do not agree with you, it's my personal belief that Tyrannosaurus is superior. I am filled with apaty towards your remarks as I believe you are badly decluded. As a rule of a thumb, please tone down your personal attacks to arguments to allow the other party to respond. A total censorship of all personal attacks is not really pratical. *Most paleontologists argue in the second way.
from Levine, age 24, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

GALLIMIMUS STINKS! TYRANNOSAURUS RULES!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

We the students of Siang Rong Primary School in the People's Republic of China strongly and vermently disagree with Kylie's statement. The favourite Dinosaur of China is Tyannosaurus, followed by Yangchaunosaurus and Tarbosaurus. We find the insults to Tyrannosaurus by Kylie very personal. Holding Gallimimus over Tyrannosaurus is a grave insult to us.
from Yang Z., Tao F., Fu S., age 11,12,10, Xu Jia Gou Village, Yan'an Province, P.R.O China; October 17, 2000

Dino Warz 7 comming right up, keep voting rex whle I am at it.
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

long necks because they sometimes save other dinosaurs.
from tarra, age 13, pt augusta, ?, austraila; October 17, 2000

X again! This goes to all the T-rex lovers. Gallimimus is better than T-rex! Facts about T-rex:He walks around eating. No wonder he had a hard time getting up! Here's another vote for Gallimimus! I bet people vote for T-rex just to go along with a fad! There were a bunch of other dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws. You know, T-rex isn't interesting at all! He's just a skum bag! Ha Ha HA!
from Kylie K., age 9, Hunt Valley, Gallimimus' land, KYLIE's LAND; October 17, 2000

good point, Levine! you have proved your point to me! trex was a better preditor than raptr! (you won't get that alot so enjoy it!) you are a very good palotoligist. i admire you!
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

T-Rex, Because he is fierce and fast.
from davy h, age 6, stevenage, ?, UK; October 17, 2000

T-Rex it's the king of Dino's
from Scott M., age 11, Appleton City, MISSOURI, USA; October 17, 2000

Alright, you are ASKING for it, insulting T.Rex and such. Sue has decided to settle this once and for all. By the ond Dinosaur way. First guy to die, loses!

Dino Warz 6
Rex Revenge

Bill: Alright, we are at a special place where another Dino Warz is going to be held. This time however, it's the Tyrannosaurus' that decided to challange the Raptors! Sue, why did you do that?
Sue: I have been receiving alot of complaints about people insulting Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I have a bit of facial reorentation to preform on them.
Bill: So, what are you going to do?
Sue: I am going to teach them how powerful Tyrannosaurus really is!
Bill: But what exactly are you so dissed over?
Sue: (Taps a few keys) This post!
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(On screen:)

Godfather i do't agree with you. AND I AM NOT A PUNK! agent kay it didn't work, i'm still voting for raptr! all you trex lovers[exept suzie] grow up and be relistic, trex comes agianist a pack of raptrs dead trex! from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

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L.?-is that hawian? well anyway...... TYRANA-POOP-OUS STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "billy, you came just in time. T-rex was on a wave of nasty comments". GIMMIE A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-REX STINKS from DA BOMB, age 2055, DA BOMB'S LAIR, ????????, DA BOMB; October 16, 2000

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Velociraptor- DA BOMB votes for yo velociraptor cause it just is da bomb! Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor! from DA BOMB, age 2055, Da bomb's lair, ???????, Da Bomb; October 16, 2000

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Bill: Alright, this fight is being held in no other place but the Zoom Dinosaurs HQ! Sue? Why did you choose this place?
Sue: This is where the Rex fans and the Raptor fans meet, this is the ultimate battle, this is the final countdown!
Bill: Ok, now lets interview the raptors!

Raptor Room

Bill: I am here at the Raptor room, alright guys, so you will be fighting Tyrannosaurus again.
Raptors: Yes, and we're going to kill her!
Bill: But in all the 5 fights you had we her, you lost every one of them!
Raptors: Yes, but this time, we have a secret weapon!
Bill: What secret weapon!
Raptors: Get lost! it's a secret!

Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Bill: Alright, we are here at Zoom Dinosaurs HQ, the fight will be in the indoor stadium. We have with us here today, a few Zoom Dinosaurs celebrities!
Brad: Hello!
Honkie Tong: Hello everybody!
Coolcat: Yo, whatshup!
Bill: Hello, so who do you think will win?
Brad: Frankly, I do not have an opinion, I am just here to watch!
Honkie Tong: I say Tyrannosaurus will win, she has been winning all the time.
Coolcat: Naa, Raptors is da bomb! Ta can take down da T.Rex. Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor!
Bill: Woah, Sue is around, be careful.
Coolcat: Naa, da raptors have a secreat weapon to take down da T.Rex.
Honkie Tong: Now you watch your mouth you hotaired idiot! You-
Bill: Enough! Lets get started!

4:04 PM 10/17/00, Zoom Dinosaurs Indoor Stadium.

Bill: Lets Rumble! 40 Velociraptors vs T.Rex
Sue: Common, take me on!
Velociraptor Pack: Gladly! (Charges!)
Sue: Roarrr!
Velociraptor Pack: Hiss- AH! (One dies as he is stepped)
Sue: One down!
Velociraptor2: Why you! Get her! (Leaps at her face)
Remainding Velociraptors: No you idiot, don't jump at her face! Velociraptor2: Huh? Ahhhhh! (Tries to change direction midair)
Sue: Roarrr! (Chomp! Slams her jaw down hard directly on the raptor, he is instantly transformend to mangled pulp and a cloud of red vapour)
Brad: I think I am going to be sick.
Bill: Relax, you will get your Dino Warz legs soon!
Alpha Velociraptor: Surround her, don't let her escape!
Sue: And what are you trying to do?
Alpha Velociraptor: Swarm her! (All 38 raptors jump onto her, and start to slash!)
Sue: OW OW OW! OKAY! LET ME SHOW YOU A NEW MOVE! (Drops to the ground and starts to roll)
Raptors: AHHHHHHH! NOOOOO! (SQUISH, SQUISH, SQUISH!)
Bill: Sue's rolling has crushed eighteen raptors! That's the record for the most raptors killed in one move!
Alpha Velociraptor: Darn! We can't swarm her! Hit and run tatics!

(One raptors runs up, leaps and tries to slash Sue, but she swings her head and cuts him into two midair with her jaws. She swats another out of the air with her tail, splattering him like a fly on the wall. She makes short work of the raptor pack, stomping, biting and smashing them to pulp.)

Sue: Ahh, my personal record, 40 raptors in 3 minutes!
Dying Raptor: Deploy our.....secret....weapon......now!
Sue: What secret weapon?
3 Unidentified Raptors: Us!
Sue: What the..............
Ultraraptors: It's us, the Ultraraptor! Modified velociraptors designed to take on T.Rex!
Bill: They are 30 ft long and weigh 3 tons! Man-made species are not allowed to take part!
Ultraraptor: And you are going to stop us?
Bill: Err.......no.
Ultraraptors: We'll make short work of you!
Sue: Try me, you cheats!
Ultraraptor1: Roar! (Slams into Sue, knocking her back)
Sue: Wha- Roar! (Rams him back, stumbling him. The two go into a shoving match.)
Ultraraptor1: You.....can't win!
Sue: And....why is that?
Ultraraptor2: Because of this (Rams into Sue from the side, knocking her to the ground)
Honkie Tong: Hey! Not fair!
Bill: One on one please.
Ultraraptor: You can't make us!
Coolcat: Da Raptors are going to win!
Sue: Rooarrr! (Gets us, snaps at the Ultraraptors which move out of the way.)
Ultraraptors: Get her! (All attack at once, knocking Sue to the ground and start to slash her)
Honkie Tong: She can't beat all of them at once, they outmass her by at least 2 times!
Ultraraptor1: Like I care! (Bit by bit, they beat the resistance out of Sue until she lies motionless on the ground)
Ultraraptor1: We did it! We took down Sue!
Ultraraptor2: We'd like to thank all the raptor fans in Zoom Dinosaurs who have donated money to fund out creation, particularly Coolcat, who donated most of the money to the Ultraraptor project, thank you. Now we will finish this fight by killing Sue and becoming the king of dinosaurs.
Ultraraptor3: Err guys.....
Ultraraptor1: What? Can't you see we are busy entertaining our fans! Ultraraptor3: Yeah, but....Sue...
.she's GONE!
(Sure enough, Sue is nowhere to be found)
Ultraraptor2: Hey, where did she go?
Sue: RIGHT HERE YOU CHEATERS! (CHARGES ULTRARAPTOR1 IN A 35MILE PER HOUR CHARGE)
ULTRARAPTOR1?: AHHHHHH!(BOOM! THE IMPACT SENDS HIM FLYING, HE HITS THE MAIN GENETRATOR, SPARKS FLY.)
Sue: I knew the raptor fans had something to do behind your creation!
Ultraraptor1: So what? We raptors are destined to be the rulers of the dinosaurs!
Sue: Have a drink and cool down! (Flings a lemonade stand at Ultraraptor1, it hits him, wetting him and the generator........sparks fly as the generator short circuits and electrocutes the Ultraraptor. The whole place is plunged in darkness.)
Ultraraptor1: AHHHHHHHHHH! (ZAP ZAP ZAP! His body convulses as he is shocked, finally he catches fire and falls to the ground, burning.)
Ultraraptor2: Where's she? Even a troodon can't see in this dark!
Ultraraptor3: Sh-Wha' that, I though I saw something move!
Ultraraptor2: Just your imagination, she can't see in this dark too.
Sue: No, but I can smell you!
Ultraraptor3: There she i- argggghhh nooooooo gakkkkk erghhhhhhhh nono arghhhh! ahhhh! gakk!
Ultraraptor2: Where are you, what's happening?
Ultraraptor3: Argggghhh nooooooo gakkkkk erghhhhhhhh!
(The lights turn on to reveal a gory sight, Sue has torn Ultraraptor3 open and is pulling at his intestines even as he weakly tries to push her head away. He is being eaten while he was still alive.)
Ultraraptor2: Nooo! I'll get you! (Charges)
Sue: (rises her bloody snout!) ROARRR! I will get you! (Charges) (The two dinosaurs collide snout to snout, Sue's skull, being stronger, wistands the impact, but the Utraraptor's skull crumpled like a beer can.)
Ultraraptor2: Aggghhhh! Noooo! (Spits blood and attempts to hiss with his mangled jaw.)
Sue: ROARR! (Prepares to bite.)
Ultraraptor2: Argggh! (Manages to kick Sue in the knee.)
Sue: Huh? Ahh! (Not expecting the kick, she tumbles to the ground head first, she tries to get up, but is pinned down.)
Ultraraptor2: I...will....be.....king! (Lifts leg to stomp Sue in the head.)
Tinker: Hey you nasty raptor, back off! (Lifts a M-72 LAW Rocket Launcher)
Ultraraptor2: Huh? AHHHHH! (Explodes as the rocket hits him, splattering bits of him all over the stadium.)
Sue: (Getting up) ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Honkie Tong: Yessss!
Coolcat: Da T.Rex cheat! Da T.Rex stink!
Bill: Err Coolcat, I think the police want you for an investigation on funding ilegal dinosaur cloning...Coolcat, Coolcat! She beat feet!
Raptor Fans: Booooooo! No Fair! Booooooo! (Falls silent as Sue suddenly looks at them.)
Sue: I have endured your rubbish for too long. ROARRR! (Charges them)
Raptor Fans: AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE! NOOOOOOOO! MA MA! (SCREAM AS SUE DESTROYS THE BARRIER AND STARTS TO ATTACK THEM.)
Bill: Well, I'd like to stay for this Rex Revenge, but I don't think Sue is in too good a mood now! (ROARRRRR!) This is Billy Macdraw, signing out. As usual, the Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

End
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Zoom Dinosaurs HQ, Earth, Dino Warz.com; October 17, 2000

WATCH IT AH, DON'T INSULT MY FAVOURITE DINOSAUR, TYRANNOSAURUS!
from Shiwei, age 16, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

Yaaay, the score so far, T.Rex 2200, Raptors, 0.
from Finkysaurus Girl, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

I noticed most people like to pit a pack of Raptors against a Rex, however now that we know that the Rexes hunted in a pack, we must now pit a pack of Rexes against a pack of Raptors, who will win? It's obvious! The Rexes!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

You are badly decluded Coolcat, or whatever your other alter-egos may be. As a paleontologist, I believe the Tyrannosaurus was more sucessful as a predator than the Raptors. Evidence that Tyrannosaurus Rex hunted in a pack made this predatoy even more deadly. They stayed together to slay together. This could explain why the Raptors went into decline after the Tyrannosaurids appeared, a pack of Raptors offered no competition to a Pack of Tyrannosaurus. In fact, the discovery of Raptor skull fragments in Tyrannosaur fossils tell us that this mighty predator may have viewed the Raptors as a meal also, no to mention he was able to catch them. When the Raptors were first discovered, many paleontologist believed they were the deadilest predotor ever, now the view is shifting bact to the Tyrannosaurus, as more and more evidence is discovered.
from Levine, age 24, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! COOLCAT, YOU ARE IN VERY BIG TROUBLE FOR INSULTING MY SISTERS! ROAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
from SUE-IMPERATOR, age 70,567,876, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

You are right man, da raptors are da bomb! They EXPLODE AND SPEW THEIR GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE! T.REX ROCKSSSSSSSSSS! All asian T.Rex fans! (Yes, even from the People's Republic of China) UNITE!
from Short F., age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 17, 2000

Grrrrrr, do you know I like T.Rexes because I am a T.Rex?
from Suzie, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 17, 2000

Godfather i do't agree with you. AND I AM NOT A PUNK! agent kay it didn't work, i'm still voting for raptr! all you trex lovers[exept suzie] grow up and be relistic, trex comes agianist a pack of raptrs dead trex!
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

L.?-is that hawian? well anyway...... TYRANA-POOP-OUS STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "billy, you came just in time. T-rex was on a wave of nasty comments". GIMMIE A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-REX STINKS
from DA BOMB, age 2055, DA BOMB'S LAIR, ????????, DA BOMB; October 16, 2000

Velociraptor- DA BOMB votes for yo velociraptor cause it just is da bomb! Da herd a velociraptors a known ta take down a whole tyrana-poop-ous. An dis is why DA BOMB votes fo yo velociraptor!
from DA BOMB, age 2055, Da bomb's lair, ???????, Da Bomb; October 16, 2000

T-REX COS I LIKE IT
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

Billy, your post could not have come at any better time. Just when T-Rex was riding a wave of insults, your gigantic post came in and squashed all the opposition. Yay, T-Rex rules!
from Leona, age 13, ?, ?, America; October 16, 2000

whaT ON EART IS A Doloposauraus?
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

My Favorite Dinosaur Is A Doloposauraus!! Because it has big sharp teeth!!
from David B., age 9, Crawfordsville, Indiana, USA; October 16, 2000

Iguanadon It's the only one mum can spell!!!! Ireally like postasookus!! Read this phonetically!
from RobertB, age 5, Carrickfergus, Co. Antrim, Northern Ireland; October 16, 2000

Alright, you have been hounding me for it, you have left rude messages on my handphone for this, you have pestered me for it. You have crashed my hotmail account for it, so here you have it, the one and only:

Interview with a Tyrannosaurus
A Dino Warz Exclusive

Bill: Alright, many people have been pestering me to tell them more about the three main attractions at Dino Warz, Sue, Suzie and Sue-Imperator.
Sue: Hi!
Bill: Thank you. Now, the question asked here are picked from my hotmail account. Ready?
Sue: Yes.
Bill: Alright, here goes, somebody asked you how you got recruited to do the show.
Sue: Oh, Bill found me at my museum and asked me if I was really a real T.Rex, (laughs coyly) I asked for his number and the rest is history.
Bill: Ok, somebody asked me how big you girls are.
Sue: Oh, I am 41 feet, 14,000 pounds.
Suzie: I am 39 feet, 13.000 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: I am he biggest at 54 feet, 18,750 pounds.
Sue: Just because you will ask, Tinker is 16 feet, 4,000 pounds. Just a little guy.
Bill: That's quite a lot. Now, are you all really sisters?
Sue: It's been a long while since we met, about 65million years.
But I am quite sure they are my sisters.
Bill: Another person also asked why T.Rexes are so popular, how can the raptors be more popular?
Sue-Imperator: Well, we are so popular because we are the coolest, meanest ad deadliest dino around. Forget those raptor arguments, as for the raptors being more popular, I can say DREAM ON!
Bill: Woah that's a lot. Now some people want to know why you keep winning.
Sue: Well, what can I say, I am good. You can read my book "Why I am so great" if you want to find out why.
Bill: Now, people have asked if you are a scavenger or a predator.
Sue: Why we are both, we scavenge and hunt. But with modern earth so clean, it's more profitable to hunt.
Bill: Now, Suzie, we know you as that mother Tyrannosaurus in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs. How was the production of the show.
Suzie: Well, the cast was delicious and easy to work with. Though the director rejected a "Jurassic Park" like scene where I take on 4 raptors. He only allowed me to chase one away in a scene. Sigh….. He also kept telling not to talk to the Ankylosaurus in that scene.
Bill: Well, so much for stardom. Sue-Imperator, you are clearly not a T.Rex.
Sue-Imperator: Well, yes, I am actually a Tyrannosaurus Imperator, a subspecies of rex.
Bill: Why don't you form a T.Imperator group?
Sue-Imperator: Well, nobody wanted to face me, so I joined Sue. We had a lot of fun together. And if I defend the T.Rex, I defend the Tyrannosaurids as a whole.
Bill: Ohh, some people insisted that Pachy-somethings are better than T.Rexes, is this true?
Sue: I don't think so, but the Pachys are sure delicious, if not a bit bony.
Bill: Ok, any further carrier prospects?
Sue: Well, I might be the Zoom Dinosaurs Mascot in the future.
After I eat all the Rex-Bashers there.
Suzie: I have been hired to work another Walking with Dinosaurs series. They have also recruited me for Jurassic Park 3, though the contracts are still pending. However, my latest job will be at the "T.Rex on Trail" exhibit at one of the museums, where I take the place of the robot T.Rex.
Sue-Imperator: I might work as Suzie's stunt double and for all those massive scale shots. Remember in the lost world, where a Tyrannosaurus stepped on this guy? As most Tyrannosaurus feet were too small to actually cover the entire guy, they had to call me in. Yes, I acted briefly in The Lost World.
Bill: Wow, I didn't know that. All right, before we go. Do you have anything to say?
Tyrannosaurus: YES, DON'T MESS WITH US OR WE WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!
YEAH!
Tinker: Mom, have you finished? I'm hungry!

The End
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, ?, ?, ?; October 16, 2000

This is a repeat telecast for all you folks who keep asking me where to find Dino Warz 5.

Alright, you asked for it. Dino Warz returns for another explosive season. THe reason for the long break is mainy due to Sue's hospitalisation after her near-disasterous fight with Spinosaurus. We had to break to let her recover, but she still currently in the hospital. It's a good thing her younger sister Suzie will stand in for the time being. Well, here you have it:

DINO WARZ II
Raptor Ressurection

Bill: Well well well, we are back for another explosive season, Sue is still currently not well, but Suzie will stand in for her, Suzie?
Suzie: Hi Bill, hello everybody.
Bill: Well, we have Sue's less famous sister, Suzie. Quite an impressive animal herself.
Suzie: Why thank you.
Bill: Suzie is 39ft long, 13,500 pounds and best known for her role in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.
Suzie: Remember me?
Bill: Alright, we also have Sue-Imperator over here, 54 ft, 18,750 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: Hi, hello!
Bill: Alright. All this is fine, as usual, the hot favourites for this match are the Tyrannosaurus. Lets find out about the opposing force though.

Cut to Pachycelphalosaurus locker room.
Bill: Hi!
Pachys: Snort! What?
Bill: I understand you all want to fight the Tyrannosaurus again, why?
Pachys: Well, until recently, we have been feelin' down. But those very encouraging posts by Erion and Joe show that we could beat Tyrannosaurus, so we're trying.
Bill: You do know that Erion and Joe are just unbalanced Pachycelphalosaurus fans?
Pachys: Rubbish, bring those vixens on!
Bill: Are you really sure?
Pachy: Let's start!

Cut to deathmatch arena.
Bill: Alright, we have a herd of 20 Pachalo-somethings versus
Suzie. Lets watch!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I say the Pachys will win, because to Rexes totally *beep*
The Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth!
Stone Cold: The Pachys will win because-
The Rock: It dosen't matter what the Pachys do!
Bill: Shut up! I am trying to watch!


In the Ring
Refree: Alright, I have done this before, ready?
Figh-(boof!)Ahhhhhhh!
Bill: One of the Pachys have butted the refree, look at him fly! Ohhh I knew that guy!
Suzie: Common!
Pachy1: Alright! Take this! (Charges!Boof!)
Suzie: Err, what?
Pachy1: Hey? I thought Erion and Joe said we could kill T.Rex with one blow!
Pachy2: Yeah Erion, Joe, you lied!
Suzie: But I don't think my fans are lying when they say I can kill you with one bite!
Pachy1: Really?
Suzie: Yes
Pachy1: Try me-AHHGGHHH(CRUNCH-DIES)
Suzie: Believe me now?
Pachy2: Mabye we butted off more than we could handle.
Pachy5: Don't be stupid you numbskull-hey, a bit redundant, rite?
Suzie: Not for me (Crunch!)
Pachy5: You bit through my thick skull! Not possible!(Dies)
Suzie: Roar!
Pachy2,3: Lets charge her! (Lowers head and charges)
Suzie: Huh? (Bok!)
Pachy2,3: Where she go?
Suzie: Err, you butted each other? Ia m over HERE!
Pachy2,3: We're doomed! Ahhhhhh-(CRUNCH BITE SNORT! Dies)
Suzie: Roarrr!
Pachy4: I kill you! (Charges) Huh? missed?
Suzie: Yeah, I sidestepped. (Bites into his neck)
Pachy4: Yaaaaa(Head is severed, rolls into the crowd, who starts kicking it around.
David Beckham: This will make a good football.
Suzie: Hahahha
Pachy6: Why you! (Charges)
Suzie: They all do the same thing. (Sidesteps, trips and pins the Pachy under her foot.)
Pachy6: Ahhh! Nooooo! Ah-(Dies as Suzie stomps on his head, crushing it.)
Bill: Wow, look at his eyeballs fly, Rockets out of Sockets!
Yankie Pitcher: Hey a good baseball!
Suzie: Hahhahahahaha
Pachy7-10: Err, sorrie Suzie, you win.
Suzie: No, you got to pay.
Pachy7-10: For what?
Suzie: For that post on Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Pachy7-10: Heh heh, Er, W-What post?
Bill: Is it this one, flashes a message on the Jumbotron screen. Pachy7-10: NOOO DON'T DO THAT!
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Jumbotron Screen: Pachycelphalosaurus rules!!!!!!!!!
from Joe, age 24, ??????, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Champion: Pachycelphalosaurus Aponint: Fourty two T-rex's Why Pachycelphalosaurus is so much better than T-rex: One ram and a dead T-rex. Plant-eaters rule!! Pachycelphalosaurus was as smart as any Human acorrding to me. One swip of it's tail and, good-bye T-rex. A roar from a Pachycelphalosaurus and, a chill whould be sent though all the dinos. I vote for Pachy!!!!!!!!11 from Erion, age 20, Salt Lake City, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Pachycelphalosaurus. He can beat a T-rex. T-rex is in the dump! T+Rex= The most Dumbest, Weakest, slow-moving dinosaur that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!! They can kill a Gigantosaurus, the T-rex's brother. So why can't they kill the T-rex? THEY CAN! One blow, and--- Dead T-rex!!!!!!!!! T-rex is not the most deadlyist, smartest, cooliest dino! The Troodon is the smartest! The Dienonychus is the deadlyest! The Pachy (my nick name for Pachycelphalosaurus) Is the COOLEST! I HATE SEEING THE T-REX ON EVERY DINO BOOK COVER! Dinosaur (the movie) Is cool, because it does not have a T-rex in it. IT DRIVES ME NUTS SEEING THE T-rex ON EVERY COVER ON A DINOSAUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from ?, age ?, ?, ????, ??; October 14, 2000 ===========

Back at the ring

Suzie: THAT POST!
Pachy7-10: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Bill: Suzie has taken on and defeated 10 Pachyha-somethings. The other 10 are discussing their plan.
Suzie: Common Guys, hurry up!
Pachy11-20: Get her! (All charges)
Suzie: Hey! not fair!
Bill: The rules say not more than 3 opponents can engage Suzie at any one time. Stop it, you have ten!
Pachy11-20: You will have to stop us then-STOMP!-What the?
(Sue-Imperator stands in all here awesome bulk and size!)
Sue-Imperator: You broke the rules..ROAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Pachy11-20: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Erion,Joe: Not fair booooo AH-(Crunch! Dies)
Bill: The audience is adviced not to feed the animals.
Suzie: Slurp, I agree with that.
Bill: The Rexes have taken out all of the Pacha-Somethings. THey win!
Suzie, Sue-Imperator: Yayyy!
Bill: But wait, we have new opponents coming on!
Suzie: New opponents?

Ten minutes later:
(The arena doors open and smoke pours forth. A armoured truck pulls a cage into the ring. The doors of the cage open and their new opponents step forth.)
Suzie: What the?
Sue-Imperator: Not possible!
Raptors: YES! IT IS!
Suzie: But I though you were made extinct by us.
Raptors: Yes, but we were cloned by a few avid Raptor fans to face you again!
Suzie: Why you-
Bill: This will be a free for all fight involving Deinonychus, Velociraptor and the T.Rexes.
Suzie: Roarr! Unite sisters, there are two of us and 40 of them!
Sue: Make that 3 of us.
Suzie: SUE!
Sue-Imperator: SUE!
Sue: Hi, I have recovered fully and am ready for some butt-kicking! Raptors: Even Sue scan't save you!
Suzie: Sue happens to be the most powerful and skilled Tyrannosaurus Rex that ever lived, if you thought I was good on Walking with Dinosaurs, wait till you see Sue.
Raptors: No, we though you totally *beep* on Walking with Dinosaurs!
Suzie: Why you little! (Crunch!)
Velociraptor3: AHHHHH(Dies)
Alpha Deinonychus: Attack!
Alpha Velociraptor: Attack!
Sue: Kill em, kill em all!
Velociraptor4: Ahhhh! (Dies as Suzie steps on him, she contuines to pound his dead body.)
Deinonychus6: Yaaaa OHHH! (Dies as Sue-Imperator kicks him accidently, throwing him seventy five meters back!)
Velociraptor10: Noooo! Argghhh! (Dies as he leaps straight into the jaws of Sue, is broken into two in one snap!)
Deinonychus2: Urgghh (Dies as he is crushed underfoot by Sue.)
Bill: The raptors are going down like flies, they have narry scratched the Rexes!
Suzie: Take that, and that, and this! Insult my acting will ya? (Contuines to bite the bloody mush of her opponent.)
Raptors: Retreat!
Sue: We have them on the run! Pursue!
Suzie: Take this, and this, and this. (Starts jumping on the pulp that was the Velociraptor she killed eariler)
Sue Imperator: Stop it Suzie!
Suzie: But he's the punk that insulted my acting!
Sue: He's dead!
Suzie: Really?
Sue: Yes, you can stop now.
Raptors: Ha, you may have killed of half of us, but you cannot stop us forever, we will hack into Zoom Dinosaurs.com and destroy all of your files! We will remove you name from the Zoom Dinosaurs favourites list and add your votes to mine! We will track down all those who voted for you and kill them! We will make your life a living hell! Bragh ha ha ha ha!
Sue: I may the meanest dinosaur, but I wouldn't stoop so low!
Raptors: Say what you like! We are going off to be the king of dinosaurs now! ha ha ha-what the? (Ground starts to rumble!) Liopleurodon : (Bursts out of a manhole cover) Not on my watch!
Raptors: AHHHHHHH (BITE! CRUNCH, SMASH, GRIND, POKE, STAB, ARGGHHHH, NOOOOOO, SNAP DIES!)
Liopleurodon : Yummy!
Sue: What the?
Bill: At 25 meters long and 150 tons, Liopleurodon has no trouble with the raptors at all! He has eaten them!
Sue: Why did you help us?
Liopleurodon: As king of the seas, I face alot of idiots who say another animal is better. I am sick of that! As such, I understand how you feel.
Sue: Thank you!
Liopleurodon: Well, I got to go now. I have sensitive skin and sunburn easily. (Disappears down the manhole)
Sue: I guess that's it. We won.
Bill: Yes you did. Winner of Dino Warz 5, Tyrannosauru- (The arena doors open and hundreds of Deinonychus and Velociraptors rush in!)
Sue: Not again, it keeps happening!
Bill: Woah, stop!
Raptors: Die, Tyrannosaurus, die!
Unknown Figure in the shadows: Not so fast!
Raptors: What the?
Sue: Liopleurodon, is that you?
Tinker: (Walks out wearing a red headband and a machine gun, chains of ammo are draped around him.) No, it's me mama.
Sue: Tinker! Stay out of this!
Tinker: But mum! John Rambo wasn't feeling well today, so he told me to help him out!
Sue: Tinker, its dangerous!
Raptors: Might as well die now, we will hunt you down and kill you!
Sue: Go back to the lab, Robert T. Bakker must be worried sick about you!
Tinker: No mum, now you nasty raptors! Back off!
Raptors: HAHAHAH you don't scare us like John Rambo!
Tinker: Leave my mama alone!
Sue: Tinker......
Raptors: Ha ha ha ha Funny, funny! ha ha ha ha ha
Tinker: Alright, you asked for it! HIYE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Starts firing his machine gun like John Rambo. Spent shells fly everywhere)
Raptor: Arrghhh! Shot by a kid! Nooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Rattatattattatatattatatat, their bodies shake convulsively as bullets slam into them. Dies!)
Bill: The raptors are all dead! The Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: WHO IS THE BADDEST, MEANEST AND THE DEADILEST AROUND?
Tyrannosaurus: WE ARE! YA, COMMON, BRING IT ON, YEAH, TRY US!
Tinker: And you can see me at Kidrex.com
John Rambo: Err, hey buddy, can I have my machine gun back now?

The end!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Repeat Telecast, Earth, Deathmatch Arena 9; October 16, 2000

T-REX, COS HE WAS VERY POWERFUL AND HE IS GOOOOoooDDD
from Limy, age 12, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T.rex is gooooooodddddddddd!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T.Rex, wo men yong yan zi chi ni!
from Gou Shu S., age 14, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Tyrannosaurus, even babies agree. I put a raptor toy, a T.Rex toy, a Stego toy and a Pachy toy in front of my baby cousion. This was the first time he was introduced to dinosaurs. He went straight for the Rex.
from Shain W., age 16, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 15, 2000

Oww! Look at all the raptor bashing we have been geting. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. T.Rex rulez, Raptors droolz!
from Goh Cheng L., age 11, Malacca, ?, Malaysia; October 15, 2000

You talking to me, yeah you, you talking to me? Well, I tell you. Tyrannosaurus is the best dinosaur in the world, yeh, ya heard me right, the best.
from The Taxi Driver, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Now I am voting Tyrannosaurus. All you punks better agree with me!
from The Godfather, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Tyrannosaurus Rex is a better dinosaur. Now all raptor fans, please look here, I have to conduct an eye exam. (Take out memory messer something something)(ZAP!) Now, Tyrannosaurus is your favourite dinosaur, you do not like the raptors. Go to zoom dinosaurs and vote for Tyrannosaurus.
from Agent Kay, age ?, Classified, Classified, Classified; October 15, 2000

The difference between T.Rex and the other dinosaurs, T.Rex makes it look GOOOODDDD.
from "Slick" Agent Jay, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

This is pathetic, resistance is futile. The closest dinosaur is Triceratops, which is far behind at 500 votes. T.Rex has 2100 votes on the other hand. Give it up lah. I choose T.Rex as my favourite. I used to like the Raptors until I came to this page. It totally destroyed any of my doubts as to who was the best dino in the world. The raptors are stuck playing second fiddle forever.
from Redhawk, age 12, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore; October 15, 2000

Common, give us another Dino Warz eposide! I am voting T.Rex! How about the next fight T.Rex vs Carcharodontosaurus?
from Maxie. T, age 7, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

There's no stopping Tyrannosaurus. You T.Rex bashers keep that in mind.
from Ronand Jr, age 8, NY, ?, America; October 15, 2000

Yayyy, another Dino Warz eposide! I vote Tyrannosaurus, I vote Sue!
from Amisaki Huroshima, age 9, Osaka, ?, Japan; October 15, 2000

Alright, somebody is finally bashing back. I guess the more you hate T.Rex, the more votes will pour in supporting T.Rex. They just can't win. Too bad. Vote T.Rex!
from Jamie.T, age 10, Salt Lake City, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T-Rex man, it rocks! It took out the Raptors in Dino Warz.
from Stickdeath, age 14, ?, England, Europe; October 15, 2000

Ha ha another Dino Warz installment. That installment was well timed after the Rex bashing we've been getting. I think Sue-Imperator is my favourite Dino Warz T.Rex. She is the biggest and buckwildest.Here's to all you T.Rex fans! Keep voting!
from Stan. P, age 13, Turkey, ?, East Europe; October 15, 2000

T-Rex, it is the smartest, meanest and deadilest. I like the part when Suzie started stomping on the Velociraptor that insulted her. That was very funny. I think Suzie is my favourite T-Rex. Sue and Sue-Imperator may be bigger, but I think Suzie is the most endearing. Tinker is one cute guy also.
from Grace. L, age 11, ?, Denver, ?; October 15, 2000

T.Rex cos it rulez!
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Tyrannosaurus Rex. Hey, all the T.Rexes except Tinker in Dino Warz ae girls, GIRL POWER!
from Powerpuff, age 12, ?, ?, America; October 15, 2000

Thanks Coolcat. You can see me in eposide six of Walking With Dinosaurs. "Death of a Dynasty" I was that female Tyrannosaurus. Don't worry, I am alright. I was acting that death scene out only. My three kids are also fine. Some people thought it was cruel to use infant dinosaurs to flim this documentry. But my kids were pretty cool about it. You can check out my sister Sue also.
from Suzie, age 67,454,745, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Oh boy, another T.Rex deathmatch. Ha ha, here's one more vote for T.Rex.
from ?, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Alright, you asked for it. Dino Warz returns for another explosive season. THe reason for the long break is mainy due to Sue's hospitalisation after her near-disasterous fight with Spinosaurus. We had to break to let her recover, but she still currently in the hospital. It's a good thing her younger sister Suzie will stand in for the time being. Well, here you have it:

DINO WARZ II
Raptor Ressurection

Bill: Well well well, we are back for another explosive season, Sue is still currently not well, but Suzie will stand in for her, Suzie?
Suzie: Hi Bill, hello everybody.
Bill: Well, we have Sue's less famous sister, Suzie. Quite an impressive animal herself.
Suzie: Why thank you.
Bill: Suzie is 39ft long, 13,500 pounds and best known for he role in BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.
Suzie: Remember me?
Bill: Alright, we also have Sue-Imperator over here, 54 ft, 18,750 pounds.
Sue-Imperator: Hi, hello!
Bill: Alright. All this is fine, as usual, the hot favourites for this match are the Tyrannosaurus. Lets find out about the opposing force though.

Cut to Pachycelphalosaurus locker room.
Bill: Hi!
Pachys: Snort! What?
Bill: I understand you all want to fight the Tyrannosaurus again, why?
Pachys: Well, until recently, we have been feelin' down. But those very encouraging posts by Erion and Joe show that we could beat Tyrannosaurus, so we're trying.
Bill: You do know that Erion and Joe are just unbalanced Pachycelphalosaurus fans?
Pachys: Rubbish, bring those vixens on!
Bill: Are you really sure?
Pachy: Let's start!

Cut to deathmatch arena.
Bill: Alright, we have a herd of 20 Pachalo-somethings versus
Suzie. Lets watch!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I say the Pachys will win, because to Rexes totally *beep*
The Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth!
Stone Cold: The Pachys will win because-
The Rock: It dosen't matter what the Pachys do!
Bill: Shut up! I am trying to watch!

In the Ring
Refree: Alright, I have done this before, ready?
Figh-(boof!)Ahhhhhhh!
Bill: One of the Pachys have butted the refree, look at him fly! Ohhh I knew that guy!
Suzie: Common!
Pachy1: Alright! Take this! (Charges!Boof!)
Suzie: Err, what?
Pachy1: Hey? I thought Erion and Joe said we could kill T.Rex with one blow!
Pachy2: Yeah Erion, Joe, you lied!
Suzie: But I don't think my fans are lying when they say I can kill you with one bite!
Pachy1: Really?
Suzie: Yes
Pachy1: Try me-AHHGGHHH(CRUNCH-DIES)
Suzie: Believe me now?
Pachy2: Mabye we butted off more than we could handle.
Pachy5: Don't be stupid you numbskull-hey, a bit redundant, rite?
Suzie: Not for me (Crunch!)
Pachy5: You bit through my thick skull! Not possible!(Dies)
Suzie: Roar!
Pachy2,3: Lets charge her! (Lowers head and charges)
Suzie: Huh? (Bok!)
Pachy2,3: Where she go?
Suzie: Err, you butted each other? Ia m over HERE!
Pachy2,3: We're doomed! Ahhhhhh-(CRUNCH BITE SNORT! Dies) Suzie: Roarrr!
Pachy4: I kill you! (Charges) Huh? missed?
Suzie: Yeah, I sidestepped. (Bites into his neck)
Pachy4: Yaaaaa(Head is severed, rolls into the crowd, who starts kicking it around.
David Beckham: This will make a good football.
Suzie: Hahahha
Pachy6: Why you! (Charges)
Suzie: They all do the same thing. (Sidesteps, trips and pins the Pachy under her foot.)
Pachy6: Ahhh! Nooooo! Ah-(Dies as Suzie stomps on his head, crushing it.)
Bill: Wow, look at his eyeballs fly, Rockets out of Sockets!
Yankie Pitcher: Hey a good baseball!
Suzie: Hahhahahahaha
Pachy7-10: Err, sorrie Suzie, you win.
Suzie: No, you got to pay.
Pachy7-10: For what?
Suzie: For that post on Zoom Dinosaurs.com
Pachy7-10: Heh heh, Er, W-What post?
Bill: Is it this one, flashes a message on the Jumbotron screen.
Pachy7-10: NOOO DON'T DO THAT!
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Jumbotron Screen:
Pachycelphalosaurus rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from Joe, age 24, ??????, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

---------------------------------------- Champion: Pachycelphalosaurus Aponint: Fourty two T-rex's Why Pachycelphalosaurus is so much better than T-rex: One ram and a dead T-rex. Plant-eaters rule!! Pachycelphalosaurus was as smart as any Human acorrding to me. One swip of it's tail and, good-bye T-rex. A roar from a Pachycelphalosaurus and, a chill whould be sent though all the dinos. I vote for Pachy!!!!!!!!!11
from Erion, age 20, Salt Lake City, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

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Pachycelphalosaurus. He can beat a T-rex. T-rex is in the dump! T+Rex= The most Dumbest, Weakest, slow-moving dinosaur that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!! They can kill a Gigantosaurus, the T-rex's brother. So why can't they kill the T-rex? THEY CAN! One blow, and--- Dead T-rex!!!!!!!!! T-rex is not the most deadlyist, smartest, cooliest dino! The Troodon is the smartest! The Dienonychus is the deadlyest! The Pachy (my nick name for Pachycelphalosaurus) Is the COOLEST! I HATE SEEING THE T-REX ON EVERY DINO BOOK COVER! Dinosaur (the movie) Is cool, because it does not have a T-rex in it. IT DRIVES ME NUTS SEEING THE T-rex ON EVERY COVER ON A DINOSAUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from ?, age ?, ?, ????, ??; October 14, 2000 =====================

Back at the ring

Suzie: THAT POST!
Pachy7-10: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Bill: Suzie has taken on and defeated 10 Pachyha-somethings. The other 10 are discussing their plan.
Suzie: Common Guys, hurry up!
Pachy11-20: Get her! (All charges)
Suzie: Hey! not fair!
Bill: The rules say not more than 3 opponents can engage Suzie at any one time. Stop it, you have ten!
Pachy11-20: You will have to stop us then-STOMP!-What the? (Sue-Imperator stands in all here awesome bulk and size!)
Sue-Imperator: You broke the rules..ROAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
Pachy11-20: Err, sorry? AHHHHHHHH-(CRUNCH, BITE, SNORT, SMASH! Dies!)
Erion,Joe: Not fair booooo AH-(Crunch! Dies)
Bill: The audience is adviced not to feed the animals.
Suzie: Slurp, I agree with that.
Bill: The Rexes have taken out all of the Pacha-Somethings. THey win!
Suzie, Sue-Imperator: Yayyy!
Bill: But wait, we have new opponents coming on!
Suzie: New opponents?

Ten minutes later:
(The arena doors open and smoke pours forth. A armoured truck pulls a cage into the ring. The doors of the cage open and their new opponents step forth.)
Suzie: What the?
Sue-Imperator: Not possible!
Raptors: YES! IT IS!
Suzie: But I though you were made extinct by us.
Raptors: Yes, but we were cloned by a few avid Raptor fans to face you again!
Suzie: Why you-
Bill: This will be a free for all fight involving Deinonychus, Velociraptor and the T.Rexes.
Suzie: Roarr! Unite sisters, there are two of us and 40 of them!
Sue: Make that 3 of us.
Suzie: SUE!
Sue-Imperator: SUE!
Sue: Hi, I have recovered fully and am ready for some butt-kicking!
Raptors: Even Sue scan't save you!
Suzie: Sue happens to be the most powerful and skilled
Tyrannosaurus Rex that ever lived, if you thought I was good on Walking with Dinosaurs, wait till you see Sue.
Raptors: No, we though you totally *beep* on Walking with Dinosaurs!
Suzie: Why you little! (Crunch!)
Velociraptor3: AHHHHH(Dies)
Alpha Deinonychus: Attack!
Alpha Velociraptor: Attack!
Sue: Kill em, kill em all!
Velociraptor4: Ahhhh! (Dies as Suzie steps on him, she contuines to pound his dead body.)
Deinonychus6: Yaaaa OHHH! (Dies as Sue-Imperator kicks him accidently, throwing him seventy five meters back!)
Velociraptor10: Noooo! Argghhh! (Dies as he leaps straight into the jaws of Sue, is broken into two in one snap!)
Deinonychus2: Urgghh (Dies as he is crushed underfoot by Sue.)
Bill: The raptors are going down like flies, they have narry scratched the Rexes!
Suzie: Take that, and that, and this! Insult my acting will ya?
(Contuines to bite the bloody mush of her opponent.)
Raptors: Retreat!
Sue: We have them on the run! Pursue!
Suzie: Take this, and this, and this. (Starts jumping on the pulp that was the Velociraptor she killed eariler)
Sue Imperator: Stop it Suzie!
Suzie: But he's the punk that insulted my acting!
Sue: He's dead!
Suzie: Really?
Sue: Yes, you can stop now.
Raptors: Ha, you may have killed of half of us, but you cannot stop us forever, we will hack into Zoom Dinosaurs.com and destroy all of your files! We will remove you name from the Zoom Dinosaurs favourites list and add your votes to mine! We will track down all those who voted for you and kill them! We will make your life a living hell! Bragh ha ha ha ha!
Sue: I may the meanest dinosaur, but I wouldn't stoop so low!
Raptors: Say what you like! We are going off to be the king of dinosaurs now! ha ha ha-what the? (Ground starts to rumble!)
Liopleurodon : (Bursts out of a manhole cover) Not on my watch!
Raptors: AHHHHHHH (BITE! CRUNCH, SMASH, GRIND, POKE, STAB, ARGGHHHH, NOOOOOO, SNAP DIES!)
Liopleurodon : Yummy!
Sue: What the?
Bill: At 25 meters long and 150 tons, Liopleurodon has no trouble with the raptors at all! He has eaten them!
Sue: Why did you help us?
Liopleurodon: As king of the seas, I face alot of idiots who say another animal is better. I am sick of that! As such, I understand how you feel.
Sue: Thank you!
Liopleurodon: Well, I got to go now. I have sensitive skin and sunburn easily. (Disappears down the manhole)
Sue: I guess that's it. We won.
Bill: Yes you did. Winner of Dino Warz 5, Tyrannosauru-
(The arena doors open and hundreds of Deinonychus and Velociraptors rush in!)
Sue: Not again, it keeps happening!
Bill: Woah, stop!
Raptors: Die, Tyrannosaurus, die!
Unknown Figure in the shadows: Not so fast!
Raptors: What the?
Sue: Liopleurodon, is that you?
Tinker: (Walks out wearing a red headband and a machine gun, chains of ammo are draped around him.) No, it's me mama.
Sue: Tinker! Stay out of this!
Tinker: But mum! John Rambo wasn't feeling well today, so he told me to help him out!
Sue: Tinker, its dangerous!
Raptors: Might as well die now, we will hunt you down and kill you!
Sue: Go back to the lab, Robert T. Bakker must be worried sick about you!
Tinker: No mum, now you nasty raptors! Back off!
Raptors: HAHAHAH you don't scare us like John Rambo!
Tinker: Leave my mama alone!
Sue: Tinker......
Raptors: Ha ha ha ha Funny, funny! ha ha ha ha ha
Tinker: Alright, you asked for it! HIYE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Starts firing his machine gun like John Rambo. Spent shells fly everywhere)
Raptor: Arrghhh! Shot by a kid! Nooooo!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Rattatattattatatattatatat, their bodies shake convulsively as bullets slam into them. Dies!)
Bill: The raptors are all dead! The Tyrannosaurus win!
Sue: WHO IS THE BADDEST, MEANEST AND THE DEADILEST AROUND?
Tyrannosaurus: WE ARE! YA, COMMON, BRING IT ON, YEAH, TRY US!
Tinker: And you can see me at Kidrex.com
John Rambo: Err, hey buddy, can I have my machine gun back now?

The end!
from Billy Macdraw, age 18, Dino Warz, Modern Earth, Deathmatch Arena 9; October 15, 2000

this hurts! trex rules! for you suzie, juz to show you i'm a good sport.
from coolcat, age ?, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

ROAAARR! How dare you insult the king, I mean Queen. ROAAAAAARRRRR! All you Pachy Fans...DIE! (CRUNCH BITE SNORT AHHHHHH SMASH) Yummy! ROAAARRRRRR! WHO ELSE DARES TO MESS WITH SUE???
from Sue, age 67,564,234, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Any self respecting Paleontologist respects Tyrannosaurus for being the top predator of its time. It's a sad thing you kids do not know how to advance you favoured species of Dinosauria. Really sad, really sad.
from Leving of the Cambridge Paleontologist Department., age 24, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

T.Rex, he's da man, da man!
from Damean, age 14, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Mabye you americans are at odds with your times. But instead of declining in popularity, Tyrannosaurus has slowly and steadily increased in fame worldwide. Tyrannosaurus is the hot favourite of all asian countries and in China, which makes up a quarter of the population, Tyrannosaurus is the favourite of up to seventy percent of the youth. I chide your puny attempts to dethrone the King. You are working aginst the whole world. I have noticed most of the Asian votes posted here are for Tyrannosaurus. HA!
from Honkie Tong Ka Fong Fransis Ong Su Ka, age 16, Sinagpore, Asia, Singapura; October 15, 2000

I like purple dinosaurs. I don't know if any ever existed, but PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR! I hope there was a purple dinosaur. Dinosaurs are the COOLEST ANIMAL EVER!!!!! I love your web site!! I love you!
from Dante B, age 3, Quakertown, PA, USA; October 15, 2000

Velociraptor-and t-rex can go to hell
from Anthony L., age 13, corcoran, u.s.a, Cal.; October 15, 2000

Styracosaurus;because I think that all his horns are cool and because he is related to the Triceratops,another cool dinosaur.he is a very nice dinosaur!
from Andrew B, age 10, Clifton Park (near Albany), New york, United States; October 15, 2000

Spinosaurus- its cool and it has a fin on its back. and t-rexs can go to !#@
from Chris B., age 11, Corcoran, U.S.A, Cal.; October 15, 2000

Dude I hate trex!If I, Happening Coolcat, hear that name one more time I'll barf! Yo get rid of trex,and put all his votes in raptr's votes. Raptr is da bomb! trex stinks!
from Coolcat, age 5,000,000, ?, ?, ?; October 15, 2000

Triceratops - because it's small like me.
from Katie, age 4, ?, ?, England; October 15, 2000

Brachiosaurus - because he's very tall like me.
from Chris, age 6, ?, ?, England; October 15, 2000

Velociraptor: I like the Velociraptor because when he has binocular eyesight and he is swift, silent and has a keen senses. He is a pack hunter. His main claws are six inches long. He can kill his prey with about two slashes. His rival is the T-rex and other carnivores.
from Wade B, age 9, Leupp, AZ, USA; October 14, 2000

Tyranosaurs Rex is my favorite because it is the king of the dinosaurs. It can also beat up and eat the velociraptor.
from Wally B, age 11, Leupp, AZ, USA; October 14, 2000

CHOMP! Down goes the T-rex! The Pachycelphalosaurus standes over it's victum and roars. It only took one hit of the Pachycelphalosaurus thick-bone skull and, Wham! Down with T-rex!!!!!!!!!!!! Pachycelpahlosaurus is smarter than the T-rex, Hearing better, run faster, roar louder, scaryer than T-rex, kills more then T-rex. PACHYCELPHALOSAURUS RULES! Ohhhh, their goes a hunderd-thousand more T-rexs.
from Sammy, age 6, ??????, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

Pachycelphalosaurus rules!!!!!!!!!
from Joe, age 24, ??????, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

Champion: Pachycelphalosaurus Aponint: Fourty two T-rex's Why Pachycelphalosaurus is so much better than T-rex: One ram and a dead T-rex. Plant-eaters rule!! Pachycelphalosaurus was as smart as any Human acorrding to me. One swip of it's tail and, good-bye T-rex. A roar from a Pachycelphalosaurus and, a chill whould be sent though all the dinos. I vote for Pachy!!!!!!!!!11
from Erion, age 20, Salt Lake City, ???, ?????; October 14, 2000

Pachycelphalosaurus. He can beat a T-rex. T-rex is in the dump! T+Rex= The most Dumbest, Weakest, slow-moving dinosaur that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!! They can kill a Gigantosaurus, the T-rex's brother. So why can't they kill the T-rex? THEY CAN! One blow, and--- Dead T-rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-rex is not the most deadlyist, smartest, cooliest dino! The Troodon is the smartest! The Dienonychus is the deadlyest! The Pachy (my nick name for Pachycelphalosaurus) Is the COOLEST! I HATE SEEING THE T-REX ON EVERY DINO BOOK COVER! Dinosaur (the movie) Is cool, because it does not have a T-rex in it. IT DRIVES ME NUTS SEEING THE T-rex ON EVERY COVER ON A DINOSAUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from ?, age ?, ?, ????, ???????????; October 14, 2000