What's a tornado's favorite game?
(Twister!)

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
(You might step in a poodle!)

Is it raining cats and dogs?
(It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!)

What bow can't be tied?
(A rainbow!)

Why is it cold on Christmas?
(Because it's in Decembrrrr!)

What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
(You're shocking!)

What happens when fog lifts in southern California?
(UCLA!)

What type of lightning likes to play sports?
(Ball lightning!)

What do teddy bears do when it rains?
(They get wet!)

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
(I have my eye on you!)

When does it rain money?
(When there's change in the weather!)

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
(One is reined up and the other rains down!)

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
(Because she expected some change in the weather!)

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)

What does a cloud wear under her raincoat?
(Thunderwear!)

Why is Britain the wettest country?
(Because royalty has reigned there for years!)

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside.