What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
(Give me my quarterback/quarter back!)

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?
(It was a tie!)

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
(Get out of the way!)

Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?
(She ran away from the ball!)

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
(Alley cats!)

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
(A baseball team!)

Two waves had a race. Who won?
(They tide!)

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
(In case he got a hole in one!)

Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
(So you can hear a pin drop!)

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
(Catch you later!)

What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
(Root beer!)

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
(Ghoulie!)

Whats a sheep's favorite game?
(Baa-dminton!)

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
(A dino-score!)

Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
(They had just finished a March of 31 days!)

Why are penguins good race drivers?
(Because they're always in the pole position!)

What is a frog's favorite game?
(Leapfrog!)

What is a frog's favorite game?
(Croak-et!)

What is a frog's favorite exercise?
(Jumping Jacks!)

Do you go rock climbing?
(I would if I were boulder!)

When is a baby good at basketball?
(When it's dribbling!)

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
(A ball hog!)

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
(They both need a good batter!)

What's a golfer's favorite letter?
(Tee!)

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
(A bat!)

What is harder to catch the faster you run?
(Your breath!)

Why is tennis such a loud sport?
(The players raise a racquet!)

What type of lightning likes to play sports?
(Ball lightning!)

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
(A Bronco-saurus!)

What is an insect's favorite sport?
(Cricket!)

What is a cheerleader's favorite color?
(Yeller!)

What is the hardest part about skydiving?
(The ground!)

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
(A Stegosaurus on roller skates!)

What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
(A dinoscore!)

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
(A baseball team!)

No matter how cold you get, never build a fire in a kayak!
(You can't have your kayak and heat it too!)

What animal is good at cricket?
(A bat!)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play.