Food and Eating
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here?
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Animals
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don’t, cowsgo moo.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt…
Moo!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
Miscellaneous
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me.
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.
Who’s there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.
Who’s there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before.
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play.
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Who’s there?
Water?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Who’s there?
Leaf?
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go “Beep beep”!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes.
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!