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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? (Because he was out standing in his field!)
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
What always comes at the beginning of parades?
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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? (A har-vest!)
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
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What key won't open any door? (A turkey!)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
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What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
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Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
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Why did the police arrest the turkey? (They suspected it of fowl play!)
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
Why do turkeys lay eggs?
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? |
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