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Snake Jokes and Riddles

What is snake's favorite subject? (Hiss-tory!) What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? (A pie-thon!) What snakes are good at doing sums? (Adders!) Why are snakes hard to fool? (You can't pull their leg!) What snakes are found on cars? (Windshield vipers!) What are a snake's favorite magic spells? (Abra-da-cobra and adder-ca-dabra!) Why did the viper viper nose? (Because she adder handkerchief!) What's long, green and goes "hith"? (A snake with a lisp!)

What is a snake's favorite dance? (The mamba!) Why couldn't the snake talk? (It had a frog in his throat!) Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? (He couldn't afford plane fare!) What do you call a snake with a great personality? (A snake charmer!) What do most people do when they see a python? (They re-coil!) What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet? (A snake in the brass!) What do you give a sick snake? (Asp-irin!) What do you call a snake who works for the government? (A civil serpent!)

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