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Bird Jokes and Riddles |
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? (Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!)
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
Why do hummingbirds hum?
What do you give a sick bird?
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
What birds are found in Portugal?
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What kind of bird can carry the most weight? (The crane!)
What's noisier than a whooping crane?
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
What bird is with you at every meal?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a bird in the winter?
Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Knock Knock!
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Where does a 500-pound canary sit? (Anywhere it wants!)
What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
What did the 500 pound canary say?
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What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake? (A sing-a-long!)
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
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What does a mixed-up hen lay? (Scrambled eggs!)
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? (The outside!)
Why do hens lay eggs?
How do chickens bake a cake?
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
What's the most musical part of a chicken?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
What's a haunted chicken?
What's a henway?
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
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What does a duck like to eat with soup? (Quackers!)
What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
What did the duck say after he went shopping?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
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How do you get down off an elephant? (You don't, you get down off a duck!)
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
Which animal grows down?
What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
Who stole the soap?
What do ducks watch on TV?
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
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Someone said you sounded like an owl. (Who?)
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet"?
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What is a baby owl after she's 6 days old? (Seven days old)
What is an owl's favorite subject?
Knock, Knock!
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? (A bird that talks your ear off!)
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
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Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? (The outside!)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Where do penguins go to dance? (The snow ball!)
Where does a penguin keep its money?
Why did the penguin cross the road?
Where do penguins go to the movies?
What's a penguin's favorite salad?
What do penguins have for lunch?
How does a penguin make pancakes?
Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt?
What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
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What do penguins wear on their heads? (Ice caps!)
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
Why are penguins good race drivers?
What do penguins eat for lunch?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do penguins drink?
Who's the head of the penguin navy?
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
What's black, white and red all over?
Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
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What key won't open any door? (A turkey!)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
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Why did the police arrest the turkey? (They suspected it of fowl play!)
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
Why do turkeys lay eggs?
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? |
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