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Duck Jokes and Riddles

What does a duck like to eat with soup? (Quackers!) What geometric figure is like a lost parrot? (A polygon!) What happens when a duck flies upside down? (It quacks up!) What did the duck say after he went shopping? (Put it on my bill!) What do you call a crate of ducks? (A box of quackers!) What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? (Foul weather!)

How do you get down off an elephant? (You don't, you get down off a duck!) When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter? (Put it on my bill!) Which animal grows down? (A duck!) What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings? (Why, that's a difference of a pinion!) Who stole the soap? (The robber ducky!) What do ducks watch on TV? (Duckumentaries!) Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? (At the quack of dawn!)

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