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St. Patrick's Day Jokes and Riddles | |
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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? (Real rocks are too heavy!)
Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
What type of bow cannot be tied?
Where can you always find gold?
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
What did the leprechaun do for a living?
How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
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What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? (He gets wet!)
What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
What do you call a diseased criminal?
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
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 St. Patrick's Day Riddle: Add, then Decode the Secret Message Solve the addition problems, then use the alphabet code to solve the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?" Answer: "He gets wet." Or go to the answer page. |
 St. Patrick's Day: Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?" Answer - A sham rock. Or go to the answer page. |
 Shamrock Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?" (Answer = Real rocks are too heavy). Or go to the answer page. |
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