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Penguin Jokes and Riddles

Where do penguins go to dance? (The snow ball!) Where does a penguin keep its money? (In a snow bank!) Why did the penguin cross the road? (To go with the floe!) Where do penguins go to the movies? (At the dive-in!) What's a penguin's favorite salad? (Iceberg lettuce!) What do penguins have for lunch? (Icebergers!) How does a penguin make pancakes? (With its flippers!) Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt? (Aunt-Arctica!) What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? (I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie!) Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? (Because they don't have any pockets!) What do penguins sing at a birthday party? (Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!)

What do penguins wear on their heads? (Ice caps!) What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A penguin rolling down a hill!) Why are penguins good race drivers? (Because they're always in the pole position!) What do penguins eat for lunch? (Ice burg-ers!) How does a penguin build its house? (Igloos it together!) How do penguins drink? (Out of beak-ers!) Who's the head of the penguin navy? (Admiral Byrd!) What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole? (Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!) Which side of a penguin has the most feathers? (The outside!) What's black, white and red all over? (A penguin with a sunburn!) Why don't you see penguins in Britain? (Because they're afraid of Wales!)

Related Activities:

Penguin Theme Page Activities and worksheets about penguins.

Penguin Money Riddle: Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the penguin riddles, "Where do penguins keep their money?" (Answer - In a snow bank). Or go to the answer page.

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