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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you? (Ten to one!)
What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
Why did the girl sit on a clock?
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
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What animal keeps the best time? (A watch dog!)
What is the shortest month?
How many months have 28 days?
How does a witch tell time? I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
When does a clock strike thirteen?
What day do potatoes hate the most?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
What did the thief who stole a calendar get?
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Time Theme Page Activities and worksheets about time and calendars. |
 Animal Keeping Time: Add, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the animal riddle, "Which animal keeps the best time?" (Answer = A watchdog). Or go to the answer page. |
 Calendar Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the calendar riddle, "When does Friday come before Thursday?" (Answer = In the dictionary). Or go to the answer page. |
 Dentist Appointment Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the dentist riddle, "What is the best time for a dentist appointment?" (Answer = Two thirty). Or go to the answer page. |
 Twenty-eight Days Riddle: Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the calendar riddle, "How many months have 28 days? (Answer - All of them). Or go to the answer page. |
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