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Why do male deer need braces? (Because they have buck teeth!)
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? (No idea!)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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What do you call a camel with no humps? (Hump-free/Humphrey!)
What do you call a crying Camel?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What animal is best at baseball?
Which circus performers can see in the dark?
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Why don't bats live alone?
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How do two snails fight? (They slug it out!)
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Where did the turtle get a new shell?
How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
What do you call an alligator detective?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is out of bounds?
What animal is good at cricket?
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
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