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Egg Jokes and Riddles

What does a mixed-up hen lay? (Scrambled eggs!) What does an evil hen lay? (Deviled eggs!) Where do tough chickens come from? (Hard-boiled eggs!) What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? (An eggroll!) A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll? (Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!)

Why do hens lay eggs? (If they dropped them, they'd break!) Did you hear the joke about the broken egg? (Yes, it cracked me up!) Where do you get frogs' eggs? (At the spawn shop!) Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck"? Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken. Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken? Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.

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