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What did the tornado say to the sports car? (Want to go for a spin!) What part of the car is the laziest? (The wheels, because they are always tired!) What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car? (A pink car-nation!) What would you call the USA if everyone lived in their cars? (An in-car-nation!) What does a houseboat turn into when it grows up? (A township!) What made the dinosaur's car stop? (A flat Tire-annosaurus!) What only starts to work after it's fired? (A rocket!) What's the worst vegetable to serve on a boat? (Leeks!) How do trains hear? (Through their engine-ears!) What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? (Hop in!) When is a car like a frog? (When it's being toad!) What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space? (It gets toad away!) How do fleas travel from place to place? (By itch-hiking?) What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? (A jet setter!) What has four wheels and flies? (A garbage truck!)

What do you call a sleeping bull? (A bull-dozer!) Who earns a living by driving their customers away? (A taxi driver!) What's big, scary, and has three wheels? (A monster riding a tricycle!) Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing? What's worse than raining cats and dogs? (Hailing taxis!) What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship? (The crew was marooned!) What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? (Tyrannosaurus wrecks!) What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? (I'm-so-saurus!) No matter how cold you get, never build a fire in a kayak! You can't have your kayak and heat it too! Why do you need a license for a dog but not for a cat? (Cats can't drive!) What snakes are found on cars? (Windshield vipers!) What is the difference between a nicely-dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? (A tire!) Knock Knock! Who's there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come over and play. Knock knock! Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go "Beep beep"!

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