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Where does Dracula keep his money? (In a blood bank!) Where does a penguin keep its money? (In a snow bank!) Where do fish keep their money? (In a river-bank!) How do dinosaurs pay their bills? (With Tyrannosaurus checks!) Where can you always find money? (In the dictionary!) Bob: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur. Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur? Bob: Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money! When does it rain money? (When there's change in the weather!) Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? (He wanted to make a clean getaway!)

What did the duck say after he went shopping? (Put it on my bill!) What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? (Give me my quarterback/quarter back!) What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails? (One hundred pennies!) Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open? (Because she expected some change in the weather!) Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? (Because they're always a little short!) Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were a nut!

Related Activities:

Money Theme Page Activities and worksheets about money.

Penguin Money Riddle: Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the penguin riddles, "Where do penguins keep their money?" (Answer - In a snow bank). Or go to the answer page.

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