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Pirate Jokes and Riddles |  |
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Why are pirates called pirates? (They just arrrrrgh!)
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
Why can't you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
What is a pirate's favorite subject?
What is a pirate's favorite country?
What are pirates afraid of?
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
What grades did the pirate get in school?
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Why didn't the pirate's phone work?
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Why are pirates great singers? (They can hit the high C's!)
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
What did a pirate pay for his corn?
Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island?
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
Why are pirates so mean?
What does a dyslexic pirate say?
Knock knock.
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? (A bird that talks your ear off!)
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
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Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? (The outside!)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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