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Clothing Jokes and Riddles

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
(In case he got a hole in one!)
What are a ghosts favorite pants?
(Boo jeans!)
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
(Catch you later!)
What do penguins wear on their heads?
(Ice caps!)
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
(It gets wet!)
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
(Because she expected some change in the weather!)
What kind of ties do pigs wear?
(Pigs-ties!)
Why don't you wear a cardboard belt?
(That would be a waist of paper!)
What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!)
Why did the clown wear loud socks!
(So his feet wouldn't fall asleep!)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and they have no shoes!
What did the shoes say to the hat?
(You go on a-head, I'll follow you on foot!)
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
(So she wouldn't be spotted!)
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
(Tyrannosaurus Tex!)

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
(A buccaneer!)
What's the biggest problem with snow boots?
(They melt!)
What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?
(A coat!)
What does a cloud wear under her raincoat?
(Thunderwear!)
What goes up when the rain comes down?
(An umbrella!)
When can three giant dinosaurs get under one umbrella and not get wet?
(When it's not raining!)
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
(An umbrellaphant!)
Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
(A dino-sewer!)
What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?
(Washing-ton!)
How do you warm up a room after it's been painted?
(Give it a second coat!)
Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
(A har-vest!)
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
(In the croakroom!)
What is the difference between a nicely-dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
(A tire!)

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Activities and worksheets about clothing.

Banana Shoe Riddle:
Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the silly riddle, "What do you call a shoe made from banana peels? (Answer - A slipper). Or go to the answer page.

Snow Boots Riddle:
Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the snow boots riddle, "What's the biggest problem with snow boots? (Answer - They melt). Or go to the answer page.

Washington:
Add, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the addition problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the riddle, "What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?" (Answer = Washington). Or go to the answer page.